You'll receive a SECUROCAM3000 logo sticker! Put it on your laptop! Put it on your car! Put it on your locker at the gym! Do people still use stickers? We don't know, but if you donate $5, you should tell us!
For $15 or more, you'll receive one of the posters featured in the pilot episode of SECUROCAM3000: the 16 x 20 International Symbol For "I Can't Find My Keys" poster, perfect for your very own office space. Designed and illustrated by the genius Greg Kozatek.
One of the best rewards, in our opinion: for a mere $25, you'll get your choice of an Ace Johnson or Xander McGuff mug. Start your day with some coffee or tea and your favorite incompetent government employee!
For $50, we'll let you do ANYTHING on camera (within reason) and use it in an upcoming episode as one of the video feeds we're monitoring. This is your chance to be watched not only by Xander McGuff and Ace Johnson, but by the millions (approximate viewership projection) of people who will inevitably watch SECUROCAM3000!
Tasks! We'll do tasks for you! Andy will edit or shoot your video! Jay will do a custom illustration of anything you like! We'll also buy your groceries or clean your apartment. Seriously, folks, take advantage of our willingness to do tasks. We love tasks.
So, you don't want to be featured in one of our video feeds, but you want to be on camera? No problem! For $150, you'll have a walk-on role in an upcoming episode! Will you be one of our coworkers? An enemy Borgulon? The possibilities are endless. Like the universe. Only not as terrifying.