I'll write something for you, or tell you a story of one of my adventures, like going to jail in support of my legal signature, and also take you out for an ice cream at perhaps the finest ice cream shop this side of Neptune.
I'll Photo and or video an event nearby Fairfax, or possibly wherever you like, anywhere in the universe if you get me there and back and feed me. +1 16 X (20 or 24) metallic print of any image of mine you like.
Please note this reward actually "costs" $800, 000,000, 000,000,000 but there was no room for it in the system. For that we'll fund healthcare and education globally, and send most all politicians, lobbyists, and warring folks etc, to the unknown continent off Greenland which is 6" above sea level, and let em leave the rest of us to live peacefully. We may have to repeat the crop every year or so until we get sane governance and regulation which works within the workings of Nature.