Advanced emailed script of the epic final episode! Learn the fate of Kung Fu Jonny before all of your friends. Then prove your amazingness with a special thanks credit in all episodes, your own title card and your name on the website!
Advanced emailed script of ALL episodes. Read along as you say to yourself in amazement "Oh! So when they wrote 'They fight' that's the part where they fought!" And be the king of all Kung Fu Jonny themed parties as your name is immortalized in all episodes, and as a title card in the epic final episode, and on the website.
We take lots of behind the scenes footage. I mean LOTS. And usually it gets edited down to five or six minute segments that we put on Vimeo, Youtube, and Facebook as promotional material. Some will include the building of a set, dancing ridiculously between takes, or even painful stunt rehearsals.
I, director Andrew Hempfling, will take a moment, point to the behind the scenes camera and say with a raised eyebrow: "Hi there. This goes one out to [your name here]. Thank you." And I will top it off with an improvised inspirational message meant only for you like: "May you soar with unicorns, [your name here]"
In addition, you get advanced emailed scripts of all episodes; a hard copy of the epic final episode, having been signed by me, the cast, the crew, and softly kissed by the makeup artist; a special thanks credit in all episodes; your own title card in the final episode; and your name on the website!
A battle-hardened weapon of Kung Fu Jonny! Yes. We have many prop weapons that have been sitting in our basements you will receive one, signed by Kung Fu Jonny. Will there be battle scars on it? Will it still be covered in fake blood? Probably. Pretty much all the weapons have dents or blood on them, except the katana. (OOH! A katana!). Now you can identify with whichever character wielded the prop as you read through all the advanced emailed scripts, including the epic final episode in paper and staple form, signed by all of us in ink and by the beautiful makeup artist, in lipstick and maybe glitter, try to spot it in a behind the scenes featurette where I mention your name, and suddenly the entire internet bows to your feet, a special thanks credit in all episodes, including the final episode where it is in face, a title card, and your name in the special thanks section of the website.