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Last updated May 16, 2015

I WILL NAME YOUR DOG

Don't die alone just because you're terrible at naming dogs and people are constantly judging you because of it. Let me name your dog.

I WILL NAME YOUR DOG

Don't die alone just because you're terrible at naming dogs and people are constantly judging you because of it. Let me name your dog.

$671
pledged of $3,700pledged of $3,700 goal
42
backers
Funding Unsuccessful
The project's funding goal was not reached on Sat, May 16 2015 4:14 PM UTC +00:00
Last updated May 16, 2015

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    I will name your dog, then make a certificate that certifies that your dog had been named whatever I decided to name your dog and then send you a pdf of that certificate. After that incredibly taxing undertaking, I will somehow pull it together and write and illustrate a two-hundred page e-book detailing the secrets that one can employ to become a great namer of dogs and send that priceless volume to you.

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    I will name your dog and then send you a t-shirt that says "ask me my dog's name."

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    Have you always wanted to be a walking advertisement but just aren't fratty enough to pull off a polo shirt? At last there's a solution--send me fifty bucks and I will send you a t-shirt that says has "I gave Aaron Schlechter $50 and he sent me this t-shirt. Act now so you can support Mr. Schlechter's Kickstarter campaign too and get a similar t-shirt" written on it in sharpie.

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