ARIZONA CHEAPSKATE OPTION!!!
I will be in Tucson for a few days at the end of March. Tucson peeps can back at this level and I will arrange a designated pick up in a public place... probably BOOKMAN'S on Grant or one of those coffee shops or adult beverage establishments on 4th Ave. All will be revealed. I save postage, you save money, KTS!!!
A copy of the paperback signed and PERSONALLY INSCRIBED with by the author and SIGNED with the author's BEST IMITATION of CHARLTON HESTON'S SIGNATURE!!!
(For a long time it had been one of my life goals to sign copies of my published work "Charlton Heston." This is not an attempt at forgery, but more of an imitation or replica. I just really want to sign something "Charlton Heston." So, somebody, please pick this one! I will most likely include the phrase "you damned, dirty ape!" in the inscription.)
I WILL JOIN YOUR PORTLAND AREA TRIVIA TEAM FOR ONE NIGHT!
I will contribute my extensive knowledge of all things random and not necessarily workplace appropriate to your trivia efforts.
An original crayon rendering, drawn by the author, of your choice of a robot, or a dinosaur (or, what the heck, a ninja turtle) on the dedication page of Larry the Horrible Time Traveler. Quite possibly I will doodle in crayon all over your book during the quiz.