HELP ME, TRUSTY PROFESSOR BROOM!
Oh hello! I didn't see you there. I'm Professor Broom. You may know me from my highly important scientific work with Cephalopods. Or perhaps you've seen me in my most recent children's literature series "Professor Broom Is On A Boat!"
I'm here to ask you for help. As you may know, I'm bringing my world class lecture about the Giant Squid to the ACADEMY OF NATURAL SCIENCES with Theater of the Mega-Rad!
What will we learn about squids?
What will we eat and drink?
What kind of marine specimens will the Academy bring out for you to handle before the show?
None! That is, unless you donate straightaway! And don't think your name will go into some dusty old recordbook, oh no! You'll receive the finest in Team Broom recognition apparel. Just check out those backer rewards. You might even get to take a picture with me, Professor Broom.
And you can rest assured your donations will go directly to funding the pre-show reception in which you, my audience members, meet me and the Team as well as the Academy staff along with some tasty libations. Only the finest for my fellow science lovers!
So help me help you bring this tasty squid to Academy with those butt kicking Berserker Residents and Silky Smooth Swim Pony (plus the Mega-Radness of Mega-Bad Movie Night at the Academy).
I can't do it without you!
- (38 days)