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About

I'm not making a video for this. All I want to do is watch all of the Michael Bay films and give an honest critical review of his film-making ouvre thus far. Sure, I've seen some of his movies, and I've said some things about them in the past but here I'm wiping the slate clean. I am coming in with no pre-conceived notions. The money you give to this project will be used to buy the "best" editions of his films available on DVD. I will put them into my XBOX 360 and watch them on my HDTV. After that I will write a review of each and every movie. To give you a taste of the types of things you should expect to see I'll give you some soundbites that you MIGHT see but also MIGHT NOT see: "Michael Bay is the Picasso of on-screen explosions." "I imagine the part where France gets blown up really resonates with non-Louisianian Southerners." "The asteroid gets all pissed off at Bruce Willis for trying to blow it up, so it explodes all around him in order to prevent that." I will then try my best to get said reviews published in as many venues as possible including newspapers and even a shot at Cracked to see if they'll bite.

Risks and challenges

Hey, look, anything could happen during this venture, alright? I could get a heart-attack. I'm not saying I have a bum ticker, but it could happen! You're just going to have to take it as an article of faith that I will see my project through to fruition and you'll get some humorous fodder to read.

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