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Smash the hell out of stuff in the back of a truck!

WANNA SMASH TVs AND ANSWERING MACHINES AND CROCKERY AND CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH THRASH METAL, STROBE LIGHTS AND SCREAMING MANIACS?

...of course you do.

You can do this at the Lost Horizon Night Market VERY SOON (official invite imminent). It is a convergence of box trucks somewhere in the city with god-knows-what going on inside them. We'll find out where on Friday or Saturday.

Look, you have issues. We all know this. So before you go doing something to get yourself a small headline in the New York Post, work them out in the Smashtruck's Enclosure of Mayhem, aka the Cathartagon, aka the Chamber of Interpretive Deconstruction.

You will be provided:

  • EYE PROTECTION
  • An IMPLEMENT (baseball bat, steel pipe, maybe nunchuks)
  • Some stuff to SMASH
  • Appropriate / Inappropriate SOUNDTRACK
  • EMOTIONAL SUPPORT from people ill-equipped to do so
  • A BAND-AID if needed

And you will leave with a profound sense of peace.

NEW NEW NEW BACKER INFO!!!!!

$25 PLEDGE GETS CHOICE OF GUARANTEED SMASH (limit 30) OR T-SHIRT!

$50 gets guaranteed smash (something good), soundtrack choice, and t-shirt!

Here's what the market's about if you don't know:

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/05/lost-horizon-night-market/

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    "Professional Asshole" t-shirt (one-of-a-kind, hand printed - silver ink on black t-shirt, or red babydoll)

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    Guaranteed smash and choice of music from soundtrack!

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    Smash a TV! Choose soundtrack! Professional Asshole T-shirt!

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