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Professor T. H. Fishtystix explains the history of the centuries old love affair between pugs and pancakes.

Professor T. H. Fishtystix Presents:
PUGS & PANCAKES
by Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix

Hello curious children and parental units or guardians of those curious children,

My name is Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix and I'm here seeking your support for my latest book: Pugs and Pancakes.

I, T. H. Fishtystix am a scientist of the first degree. I have spent the last sixty years of my life studying animals and their strange eating habits. I have so much to share with you, dear readers, the first finding being:

PUGS LOVE PANCAKES!


It's true. And I've written all my careful observations down in a forty page book with over 23.7 drawings and illustrations that you can read on a screened device or hold in your generous beautiful hands.

My book will reveal the following:

  • The History of pugs, the history of pancakes, the history of pugs and pancakes.
  • Fun facts about pugs, pancakes and pugs and pancakes.
  • What pugs like on their pancakes.
  • Should you feed pancakes to your pug?  
It is with the utmost humility that I reach out my hand and extend my hat to you, gracious lover of dogs and breakfast foods. I have no regrets. I chose a life of passion over a life of fame and fortune. I never wanted to be beholden to sponsors and outsider opinions. For me it was only about the work. Over the years, I've turned down many a lucrative endorsement deal. My own cereal, a hiking boot contract, a beaker sponsorship, yes even my very own action figure. My work never suffered because of these financial restraints, but now I must ask for your help. The world should know what I know about:

  • Pugs and Pancakes
  • Frenchies and French Toast
  • Chihuahuas and Chalupas
  • Dinosaurs and Doughnuts
Though I assure you I was once quite the artist, after sixty years of grueling positively scientific work in the field, my hands are quite gnarled, arthritic even. I'd show you a picture of my hands, but frankly they scare most children. So I'm filled with gratitude to be working with an intern whose drawing skills are on par with my powers of observation.

I hope you'll agree that the illustration of the pug you see here is not only accurate, but captures that silly "pug soul". This is the exact posture and face I've observed countless times, after feeding pancakes to pugs. My intern has agreed to create another 24 pug illustrations at a very reasonable price I think.

Please do consider purchasing an advanced, possibly even a hand signed copy of my book, digital or real life actual smelly page-turnable gift-wrapable hold in your hand book.

Thanking You, I Remain,

-Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix
Scientist of the First Degree





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    An actual letter delivered to your desired place by the miracle of mail, from me, Professor Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix, thanking you for your kind heart and for recognizing important work when you see it.

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    A PDF copy of my first magnum opus, "Pugs and Pancakes", whatever a PDF is. Readable on any and every screened electronic device. Your eternal name on my web house. And a letter in the mail from me, Professor Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix.

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    A full color 40 page actual real life smelly BOOK entitled "Prof T. H. Fishtystix Presents: Pugs and Pancakes by Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix". Plus the PDF, sure. Your name written in the cyber sky. And the letter from me, Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix.

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    The same handsome full color 40 page actual real life smelly BOOK entitled "Prof T. H. Fishtystix Presents: Pugs and Pancakes by Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix" SIGNED by me, Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix, with my actual hand and an actual pen and a PERSONALIZED message to you, dear generous friend. Yes, you still get the PDF, the name on the interwebs thing, and the letter from me, Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix.

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    Your actual name, or the name of a loved one, even a made up name if you so desire, will be printed in the book to be seen and admired by all who will ever read "Pugs and Pancakes". Still, you get the personalized signed smelly book, the PDF, your name online and the letter from me, Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix

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    A crisp clean new shirt of the "T" variety, featuring any illustration from "Pugs and Pancakes". And still, you get your name in my book, my name signed in your version of my book, a PDF of my book, your name on the web world, and a letter from me, Thaddeus Hazel... sigh, you can call me Thad.

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    A hand drawn 24" by 36" piece of art based on any one of the 23 illustrations featured in "Pugs and Pancakes". That crisp clean new shirt of the "T" variety, featuring any illustration from "Pugs and Pancakes". And still, STILL! you get your name in my book, my name signed in your version of my book, a PDF of my book, your name on a website, and a letter from me, Thad.

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    I, Thad, will read and sign copies of PTHFP: P & P by THF at any school, book store, library or event in the continental United States of Americans. And yes, yes, yes, all the other stuff too.

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