Professor T. H. Fishtystix explains the history of the centuries old love affair between pugs and pancakes.
PUGS & PANCAKES
by Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix
Hello curious children and parental units or guardians of those curious children,
My name is Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix and I'm here seeking your support for my latest book: Pugs and Pancakes.
I, T. H. Fishtystix am a scientist of the first degree. I have spent the last sixty years of my life studying animals and their strange eating habits. I have so much to share with you, dear readers, the first finding being:
PUGS LOVE PANCAKES!
It's true. And I've written all my careful observations down in a forty page book with over 23.7 drawings and illustrations that you can read on a screened device or hold in your generous beautiful hands.
My book will reveal the following:
- The History of pugs, the history of pancakes, the history of pugs and pancakes.
- Fun facts about pugs, pancakes and pugs and pancakes.
- What pugs like on their pancakes.
- Should you feed pancakes to your pug?
- Pugs and Pancakes
- Frenchies and French Toast
- Chihuahuas and Chalupas
- Dinosaurs and Doughnuts
I hope you'll agree that the illustration of the pug you see here is not only accurate, but captures that silly "pug soul". This is the exact posture and face I've observed countless times, after feeding pancakes to pugs. My intern has agreed to create another 24 pug illustrations at a very reasonable price I think.
Please do consider purchasing an advanced, possibly even a hand signed copy of my book, digital or real life actual smelly page-turnable gift-wrapable hold in your hand book.
Thanking You, I Remain,
-Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix
Scientist of the First Degree
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