Professor T. H. Fishtystix explains the history of the centuries old love affair between pugs and pancakes. Read more
This project was successfully funded on May 30, 2012.
About this project
PUGS & PANCAKES
by Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix
Hello curious children and parental units or guardians of those curious children,
My name is Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix and I'm here seeking your support for my latest book: Pugs and Pancakes.
I, T. H. Fishtystix am a scientist of the first degree. I have spent the last sixty years of my life studying animals and their strange eating habits. I have so much to share with you, dear readers, the first finding being:
PUGS LOVE PANCAKES!
It's true. And I've written all my careful observations down in a forty page book with over 23.7 drawings and illustrations that you can read on a screened device or hold in your generous beautiful hands.
My book will reveal the following:
- The History of pugs, the history of pancakes, the history of pugs and pancakes.
- Fun facts about pugs, pancakes and pugs and pancakes.
- What pugs like on their pancakes.
- Should you feed pancakes to your pug?
- Pugs and Pancakes
- Frenchies and French Toast
- Chihuahuas and Chalupas
- Dinosaurs and Doughnuts
I hope you'll agree that the illustration of the pug you see here is not only accurate, but captures that silly "pug soul". This is the exact posture and face I've observed countless times, after feeding pancakes to pugs. My intern has agreed to create another 24 pug illustrations at a very reasonable price I think.
Please do consider purchasing an advanced, possibly even a hand signed copy of my book, digital or real life actual smelly page-turnable gift-wrapable hold in your hand book.
Thanking You, I Remain,
-Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix
Scientist of the First Degree
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Pledge $1 or more
An actual letter delivered to your desired place by the miracle of mail, from me, Professor Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix, thanking you for your kind heart and for recognizing important work when you see it.Estimated delivery:
Pledge $5 or more
Your name writ for all eternity on my virtual digital home (some call this a "website"). And a letter writ and sign-ed by me, Professor Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix.Estimated delivery:
Pledge $10 or more
A PDF copy of my first magnum opus, "Pugs and Pancakes", whatever a PDF is. Readable on any and every screened electronic device. Your eternal name on my web house. And a letter in the mail from me, Professor Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix.Estimated delivery:
Pledge $25 or more
A full color 40 page actual real life smelly BOOK entitled "Prof T. H. Fishtystix Presents: Pugs and Pancakes by Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix". Plus the PDF, sure. Your name written in the cyber sky. And the letter from me, Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix.Estimated delivery:
Pledge $35 or more
The same handsome full color 40 page actual real life smelly BOOK entitled "Prof T. H. Fishtystix Presents: Pugs and Pancakes by Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix" SIGNED by me, Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix, with my actual hand and an actual pen and a PERSONALIZED message to you, dear generous friend.
Yes, you still get the PDF, the name on the interwebs thing, and the letter from me, Thaddeus Hazelwonder Fishtystix.Estimated delivery:
Pledge $40 or more
Your actual name, or the name of a loved one, even a made up name if you so desire, will be printed in the book to be seen and admired by all who will ever read "Pugs and Pancakes".
Still, you get the personalized signed smelly book, the PDF, your name online and the letter from me, Thaddeus Hazelwonder FishtystixEstimated delivery:
Pledge $75 or more
A crisp clean new shirt of the "T" variety, featuring any illustration from "Pugs and Pancakes". And still, you get your name in my book, my name signed in your version of my book, a PDF of my book, your name on the web world, and a letter from me, Thaddeus Hazel... sigh, you can call me Thad.Estimated delivery:
Pledge $100 or more
A hand drawn 24" by 36" piece of art based on any one of the 23 illustrations featured in "Pugs and Pancakes". That crisp clean new shirt of the "T" variety, featuring any illustration from "Pugs and Pancakes". And still, STILL! you get your name in my book, my name signed in your version of my book, a PDF of my book, your name on a website, and a letter from me, Thad.Estimated delivery:
Pledge $500 or more
I, Thad, will read and sign copies of PTHFP: P & P by THF at any school, book store, library or event in the continental United States of Americans.
And yes, yes, yes, all the other stuff too.Estimated delivery:
- (14 days)