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Betty Machete and the Angry Cougars are trying to raise money for their debut 7-inch vinyl single!

Howdy! 

Betty Machete and the Angry Cougars started in Columbus, Ohio, when singer Betty Machete said to guitarist Fes that she wanted to be in a band.  Before you could say "Ala Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches," Fes replied "Okay, you're in a band."  It was just that magical!  After acquiring Pat on second guitar, H-Bomb on drums, and Matt Reber on bass, the band (BMAC for short) started practicing, eating delicious ice cream, and playing shows. 

In classic punk rock fashion, BMAC invested in buttons, embroidered patches, and a do-it-yourself t-shirt screenprinting machine before writing any songs.  As a result, you - the Kickstarter community - are the beneficiary of all the righteous BMAC Rewards found in this project!  As it turned out, having more t-shirt designs than actual songs was a drawback, so BMAC went out to the woodshed and wrote a dozen kick-butt songs, and recorded them at Columbus Discount Recording studio. 

The BMAC piggybank being thusly depleted, we hope that you - again, the Kickstarter community - will assist us in our quest to actually press up BMAC's debut 7-inch double A-sided vinyl single - "Book Of Hate" and "Don't Call The Cops."  Please join us in our Rock'n'Roll Odyssey!

Here's a glimpse of what you can get with your pledges:

PATCHES!

This will patch up the hole in your life!
This will patch up the hole in your life!

STICKERS!

stick this in your pipe!
stick this in your pipe!
This will go great on your mother's car!
This will go great on your mother's car!

GROWL TOWELS (our exclusive line of personal use towels)

spunky lil thing, isn't it?
spunky lil thing, isn't it?

T-SHIRTS!

(these are examples of prior t-shirts we have made - the Kickstarter exclusive t-shirts will be different and, er, exclusive!)

BMAC is hardcore!
BMAC is hardcore!
this cat is ANGRY!
this cat is ANGRY!
just a touch o' the BLACK METAL!
just a touch o' the BLACK METAL!
This one is very popular with the ladies (the shirt, that is)!
This one is very popular with the ladies (the shirt, that is)!

7-INCH VINYL SINGLES!

PHOTO UNAVAILABLE - this is why you are helping us, you silly goose!

Please dig this.

CHECK US OUT ON THE FACEBOOK, and make us your BEST FRIEND EVER!

http://www.facebook.com/AngryCougars

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    You will receive the vinyl debut 7-inch BMAC single + special "Kickstarter only" BMAC screenprinted t-shirt (e-mail us your size)

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    **FOR COLUMBUS, OHIO RECORD STORES ONLY** You will receive 10 copies of the debut vinyl BMAC 7-inch record for retail sale!

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    You will receive the vinyl debut 7-inch BMAC single AUTOGRAPHED BY BAND + BMAC 3" round embroidered patch (w/ iron-on backing) + BMAC sticker + special "Kickstarter only" BMAC screenprinted t-shirt (e-mail us your size)

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    **FOR COLUMBUS, OHIO RECORD STORES ONLY** You will receive 10 copies of the debut vinyl BMAC 7-inch record for retail sale, plus BMAC will do an in-store performance!

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    all of the above, plus pre-show photograph with the band during their pre-show rock'n'roll rituals (Columbus, OH location only)

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    all of the above (except limited items), plus a rare test pressing of the 7-inch single AUTOGRAPHED BY THE BAND

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    all of the above (except limited items), plus a sit-down discussion on the merits of Iron Maiden with BMAC guitar god Fes at Ace of Cups bar in Columbus, OH.

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    all of the above (except limited items), plus band dedicates each song at its next show in Columbus, OH to you

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    all of the above (except limited items), plus guitarist Pat will visit his mother in Florida over the December holiday season.

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    all of the above (except limited items), plus drum sticks that were used during the recording of the 7-inch single - signed by drummer H-Bomb

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    all of the above (except limited items), plus lyrics of the songs on the single - handwritten by Betty Machete

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    all of the above (except limited items), plus we kick out current bass player, and you get to try out as new bass player for BMAC.

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