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The Shrimp Cloud is a terabyte of shrimp that you can access anywhere, anytime and on any device. This is the future of shrimp.
The Shrimp Cloud is a terabyte of shrimp that you can access anywhere, anytime and on any device. This is the future of shrimp.
221 backers pledged $1,711 to help bring this project to life.

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Shrimp.

We can all use more of it. That's why I'm fundraising to create the Shrimp Cloud, a salty terabyte of online storage packed to the brim with millions of shrimp.

 Benefits of the Shrimp Cloud

  • Access millions of shrimp pictures from anywhere in the world (with access to internet).
  • Shrimp Cloud safely located where shrimp boats can't go.
  • Looking at millions of shrimp pictures has similar effect to seeing Grand Canyon.
  • Excellent Value.
  • Shrimp. 

 Where your money is going

Money is going towards the cost of shrimp hosting. I will use google drive, which costs about $120 a year. Funding will support the first year of shrimp hosting, and additional money will help in securing the shrimps future.

 Shrimp Math:

I'm not a shrimp math guru, but here's some figures I fished up: 

  • Two dollars will grant access to over 2 million shrimp images.
  •  The Shrimp Cloud supports the equivalent of 80,000 pounds of shrimp.
  • That's about $0.000025 per pound of shrimp

Please join me on my quest to bring shrimp into the modern age. 

Risks and challenges

I have no idea how long it will take me to generate a terabytes worth of shrimp. I will go as fast as I can.

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    Pledge $1 or more About $1.00

    The Shrimpers Dozen
    A small batch of thirteen shrimp images sent directly to your email address. Breed as many as you want with a simple copy and paste.

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    Access to the Shrimp Cloud
    You will get access to the online vault of millions of shrimp, accessible from anywhere there's internet.

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    Pledge $3 or more About $3

    Shrimp The Movie (Extended Directors Cut)
    10 hours of shrimp on a private youtube link.
    +Access to the Shrimp Cloud

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    Digital Shrimp Poster
    A large format jpeg containing hundreds of shrimp that you can print and proudly display in your living room. Dimensions 24x36 and 300 dpi will make sure those shrimp stay nice and crisp.
    +Access to the Shrimp Cloud

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    Shrimp Font
    Express your feelings with shrimp, in this custom shrimp font.
    +Access to the Shrimp Cloud

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    Pledge $6 or more About $6

    Shrimp Following
    Your twitter account will be followed by @shrimptext and also receive a shrimp mention.
    +Access to the Shrimp Cloud

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    The Audio Shrimp Disc
    An unmarked CD filled with me saying the word shrimp hundreds of times. Great for road trips.
    + Access to the Shrimp Cloud.

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    Pledge $10 or more About $10

    Shrimp Club Founding Member
    Leave your legacy for all to see, by getting a shrimp named after you on the shrimp club official website. URL will be revealed soon.
    +Access to the Shrimp Cloud
    +Digital Shrimp Poster
    +Shrimp The Movie
    +Shrimp Font
    +Shrimp Following

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    Pledge $15 or more About $15

    You as a Shrimp
    I will photoshop your face onto a shrimp. Image can be easily tiled to fill your desktop wallpaper with your little shrimp self.
    +Shrimpers Dozen
    + Access to the Shrimp Cloud.

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    Pledge $25 or more About $25

    The Shrimp Stick
    Custom Shrimp Stick 4 gigabyte flash drive. That's eight thousand shrimp you can keep in your pocket.
    +Access to the Shrimp Cloud
    +Shrimp the movie
    +Shrimp Following

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    Shrimpy Salt Watercolor Painting
    Receive a hand painted watercolor of a shrimp, painted using a shrimp tail as a paint brush.
    +Access to the Shrimp Cloud

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    Shrimp Shirt
    Flaunt the jewels of the sea around town in your custom shrimp shirt. Front and back color print on American Apparel shirt.
    + Access to the Shrimp Cloud.

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    The Chosen Shrimp
    You will be given the login and password for the shrimpshrimpshrimpshrimpshrimp instagram account. It will be yours to do what you please with. Share it, grow it, boil it. All up to you.
    +Access to the Shrimp Cloud
    +Shrimp Font
    +Shrimp The Movie
    +Digital Shrimp Poster
    +Rare Gold Sparkle Shrimp named after you on Shrimp Club website

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    Pledge $70 or more About $70

    Shrimpers Combo Platter
    A briny bundle consisting of:
    1 Digital Shrimp Poster
    1 Shrimp Stick
    1 Shrimp Shirt
    Shrimp The Movie
    Shrimp Font
    Shrimp Following
    Access to Shrimp Cloud

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    Pledge $80 or more About $80

    Shrimp Book
    A 200 page book filled with shrimp. Perfect for light readers.
    +Shrimp the movie (the book is always better than the movie, but you deserve to see both)
    +Access to the Shrimp Cloud
    +Shrimp Following

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    Pledge $100 or more About $100

    The Shrimp Drive
    Get your very own 1 terabyte hard drive filled to the brim with shrimp. That's more than 2 million shrimp in one box.
    + Access to the Shrimp Cloud
    +Shrimp The Movie
    +Shrimp Following
    +Shrimp Font
    +Shrimp Poster

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    Pledge $120 or more About $120

    The Shrimped Shrimp Drive
    Same as the shrimp drive, but the outside has been touched by real shrimp. If the smell of shrimp isn't proof enough, I will also include a video of the shrimp touching your drive.
    +Access to the Shrimp Cloud
    +Shrimp The Movie
    +Shrimp Following
    +Shrimp Font
    +Shrimp Poster

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    Pledge $400 or more About $400

    The Shrimp Fortress
    4 TB hard drive means you'll have over sixteen million shrimp pics at your command. Will include several ultra rare shrimp photos as well.
    + Access to the Shrimp Cloud
    +Shrimp The Movie
    +Shrimp Following
    +Shrimp Font
    +Shrimp Poster

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    Pledge $2,000 or more About $2,000

    The Shrimp Fort Knox
    You will be the sole owner of the largest collection of shrimp images on the planet. Only one 20 TB shrimp drive will be made. The ultimate responsibility of keeping these millions of shrimp will be yours.
    +Access to the Shrimp Cloud
    +Limited Edition Shrimp Shirt
    +Shrimp Audio CD
    +Shrimp Font
    +Shrimp The Movie
    +Digital Shrimp Poster
    +You as Shrimp with crown on
    +Ultra Rare Iridescent Shrimp named after you on Shrimp Club website

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Funding period

- (30 days)