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About

 

Take advantage of this tremendous opportunity!

You always wanted to have the chance listening to the greatest statements by the leader of the free world again and again and again?

We believed that only we can fix that and for the last four months we worked relentlessly to make that dream reality. Today we are happy to present you a fine product even James Comey will love. 

It turned out to be a complicated matter (nobody knew it could be so complicated!) and the fake media tried to stop us! Also nobody has been treated more unfair by the Chinese, but we made a great deal and now you have the chance to support the bestest Kickstarter project ever. 


So we need your help. Help us spread the love by supporting this campaign and win again! It's easy. Very easy.

What will I get if support you?

Our most beautiful presidential word machine. It is made of plastic, 8 cm (3,41 in) high and comes with batteries included. We have chosen a refreshingly orange color for it as we believe in beauty from within. It comes with 16 fine buttons for hands of all sizes to push. We don't judge.

A fair deal, very fair
A fair deal, very fair

 

Wow, an even fairerer deal
Wow, an even fairerer deal

 

Give me a (tax) break!
Give me a (tax) break!

 

A tremendous opportunity!
A tremendous opportunity!

After an unprecedented market survey with a huge number of participants we decided on 16 different signature catchphrases. In any case it was the largest crowd anyone could have spoken to. Period.

So here they are. The best words made by maybe the smartest, but most misunderstood president ever to be walking on this earth. We captured it for you for all eternity. 

  • "America first!" 
  • "I have the best words" 
  • "Believe me" 
  • "I look so handsome" 
  • "Tremendous opportunity" 
  • "Grab them by the p****" 
  • "I alone can fix it, ok?" 
  • "I will build a great, great wall" 
  • "...and Mexico will pay for it!" 
  • "Huge" 
  • "We've got some bad hombres here" 
  •  "I beat China all the time" 
  • "So sad" 
  • "I have the best brain, everybody says so" 
  • "Loser" 
  • "When you are a star they let you do it"

We had these wonderful words of wisdom produced by the worlds greatest voice talent that we found in Australia. A country which the President loves for their great taste in tanning cream.

What's next?

So far, we have created the design and many fantastic words, have a prototype built in China and selected a production company. We have experience in product development and shipping goods around the globe, so that part is covered also. That leaves us only the following steps:

  • Mass production of the most beautiful Presidential Word Machine
  • Packaging, fulfillment and shipping.

These last steps in this project are the most expensive ones. This is why we are looking for your support to help us make this project a reality and your world great again.

 

How will the money be spent?

The money will be used to cover the following costs:

  • Mass Production of the product (50%)
  • 
Fulfillment and Shipping (25%)

  • Marketing and Promotion (15%)

  • Kickstarter Fee (10%)

Value Added Tax (VAT) not included. Pictures based on prototype. Final product may differ from images.

WARNING: This is a satire toy. Still it is not designed for, nor intended for, children under the age of 14, North Koreans, Russians, religious people, well you get it...

Risks and challenges

We have gone the extra mile to succeed with this amazing and aspiring project. Only the best lawyers have checked all the loop holes and trap doors that meddling with the great leaders of the world can bring. There is still a minor chance that we will be investigated by the FBI or visited by the personal bodyguard of the President of the US and A. Let's hope we will make it!

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    Pledge €1 or more About $1.12

    Border Patrol Detention Center

    One of the administration finest accomodations. Donate 1€ and you might get a handshake from a tiny hand. Someone told us that'd be a fair deal.

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    Pledge €25 or more About $28

    "Single Room"

    Show your love and respect. Get your copy of the Presidential Word Machine that brings joy and happiness to you and your loved ones. FREE SHIPPING to some countries. God bless the USA.

    Includes:
    • One Presidential Word Machine
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    Pledge €30 or more About $34

    "Single Superior Room"

    THE EARLY BIRD SPECIAL. He got 99 problems, but this box ain't one! Get your copy of the Presidential Word Machine before somebody cries "Impeachment!". Plus you receive the 16 various sounds from the machine as high quality mp3 for your personal use. Download them and set them as your ringtone, message tone or alarm sound. FREE SHIPPING to some countries.

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    Pledge €40 or more About $45

    "Double Room"

    Double the efforts for fair treatment of presidents around the world! You get two Presidential Word Machines. One for you, and one for someone who deserves it. Your neighbour, your colleagues at work, your senator... FREE SHIPPING to some countries.

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    Pledge €45 or more About $50

    "Double Deluxe Room"

    Double Whammy! THE EARLY BIRD RETURNS. You get two Presidential Word Machines and the 16 various sounds from the machine as high quality mp3 for your personal use. Download them and set them as your ringtone, message tone or alarm sound. FREE SHIPPING to some countries.

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    • All 16 sounds in a .zip file
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