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Imagine a woman made of pizza, who loves erotic nibbling. It's the weirdest girly erotica you'll ever ingest.
Imagine a woman made of pizza, who loves erotic nibbling. It's the weirdest girly erotica you'll ever ingest.
Imagine a woman made of pizza, who loves erotic nibbling. It's the weirdest girly erotica you'll ever ingest.
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Many years ago, during an accidental double dose of cough medicine during a bad cold, I conceived my comic series Eat Me. 

It's a funny, trippy, surreal world of anthropomorphic food people, and the humans who find their way there. Literal food porn. Please make no mistake, this is a XXX adult porno graphic novel. 18+. It ran on FilthyFigments.com for several years before wrapping up in 2014 after 17 chapters. Now it's time to finally bring it to print.

Eat Me follows Rhonda, a shy girl working in a pharmaceutical factory. After being splashed with a strange drug, she finds herself hallucinating a world where she is a blue haired goddess and all the people are made of food. And she's very hungry. Luckily, plenty of these sexy food ladies are willing to let her have a bite... if she can pleasure them first! Eat Me is a humorous allegory for vampires. We've all been exposed to the "sexy vampire" trope, but when you think about it, vampires sexing up humans is, from their perspective, the same as sexing up a walking talking slice of pizza. Eat Me is a humorous breakdown of that overplayed story. The art is cute and colorful, with lots of pretty sexy girls.

The print collection and stretch goals:

The print edition contains over 20 pages of bonus art AND an 18-page bonus epilogue chapter, in which a human Rhonda meets a vampire and the tables are turned! See how she handles that. This puts the book at a bit over 200 pages, and it will be printed in color.

Stretch goal 1: If this kickstarter reaches $15k, stickers will be unlocked! Everyone getting a physical book will automatically get one added to their order. They look like this:

Stretch goal 2: If this kickstarter reaches $30k, I'll draw another bonus chapter for the book. Take note: this will delay the book release.

Rewards:

Print Books: In addition to Eat Me, I've also made a lot of other comics that you can get here, in particular Darlin' It's Betta Down Where It's Wetta. This was my first porno comic series, about a mermaid obsessed with vaginas and it's around 150 pages. My non porno comics are Meaty Yogurt about a woman trying to break her town's curse, which runs about 180 pages; and YU+ME in which a young woman falls in love with a dream girl and travels across a dream world to find her, clocking in at nearly 1,000 pages spanning two volumes.

PDFS: All of the above printed books are also available as ebooks. In addition to those, I have several smutty short comics not available in print, which you can get as a bundle. The Lady Eudora Henley is a BDSM period piece with art reminiscent of Aubrey Beardsley (series is ongoing, pdf contains first part), Change of Plans is about a date gone askew, Object of Affection is a reimagined Pygmalion myth, Dirty Deeds features two criminals engaging in some cops and robbers kinky roleplay, You Do Something to Me has a voodoo sex doll, and Moral Dilemma has an angel and demon getting distracted over the fight for a man's soul. These smutty ebooks will be available as a bundle, and contain hundreds of pages of content.

Tote bag: I'm a fabric designer and seamstress. I'll be sewing a small number of canvas tote bags using fabric I designed. They will only be available as part of this kickstarter. There will be no nudity, so you can take it out in public and stuff.

Art: Digital portraits and watercolors. It's on you to get in touch with me and discuss what I'm going to depict. One human/animal/robot/creature subject per painting. Add $25 to your pledge for each additional person. Art is for noncommercial use.

So there it is! Eat Me in print. Get it on (your bookshelf!)

Also be sure to check out Gramps the Vamp, my favorite doom funk band, who are running a kickstarter of their own right now. They did the music in my KS video, and they're fantastic.

Risks and challenges

I learned a lot from my first kickstarter, so this should go way more smoothly.
The post office keeps upping the costs of shipping, which makes it tricky to predict how much to budget for, but I have a ballpark idea I'm working from.
Last time, a couple pages were missing from the book. I'm going to triple check it, and send the pdfs out to backers before I send the files to the printers, so the backers can be additional proof readers.
I also ran into difficulty distributing the ebooks last time, but I think I found a pretty good system for their distribution by the end.
Some countries have laws against pornography. I can't keep track of them all, so do check that out before you order.

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    I'LL JUST HAVE A DRINK: a PDF of just the new bonus chapter of Eat Me.

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    APPETIZER: a PDF copy of Eat Me, including all the bonus art and comics.

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    EARLY BIRD SPECIAL: A copy of Eat Me in print as well as the pdf.

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    MAIN COURSE: A copy of Eat Me in print as well as the pdf.

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    I'LL HAVE THAT WITH CHEESE: A **SIGNED and sketched** copy of Eat Me in print as well as the pdf.

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    FISH FRY: A copy of Eat Me in print as well as the pdf, PLUS a copy of Darlin' It's Betta in color.

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    BUFFET: a whole bunch of my erotica comics in pdf form. Includes Eat Me, Darlin' It's Betta, Change of Plans, Object of Affection, Dirty Deeds, You Do Something to Me, Moral Dilemma, and part 1 of Lady Eudora. Nearly 400 pages of content! To include physical copies, see the COMBO MEAL below.

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    MEAT MARKET: 5 wholesale copies of Eat Me for retailers. (You must be purchasing for a retail store. I reserve the right to cancel your pledge if you are found to be in violation of this.)

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    COMBO MEAL: A copy of Eat Me and Darlin' It's Betta in print, as well as all the pdfs from the BUFFET.

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    CHEESE PLATE: A signed copy of Eat Me in print as well as the pdf., plus a 5"X5" digital portrait

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    A LA MODE: A signed copy of Eat Me in print as well as the pdf., plus a 4"x6" original one of a kind watercolor painting

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    TAKEOUT: A tote bag containing a signed copy of Eat Me in print, Darlin' It's Betta in print, and an original 6"x8" watercolor painting. Plus the PDFs from the BUFFET.

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    SMORGASBORD: Everything I have to offer. In print: Eat Me, Darlin' It's Betta, Meaty Yogurt V1, both YU+ME omnibus collections. Around 1500 pages of comics. PDFs of all those comics plus everything from the BUFFET. A tote bag. Stickers. Buttons. A 4"x6" watercolor.

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