Oh man, thanks, that was a close one! You prevented a zhamo between me and my cinematographer. That 5 bucks went to his preferred brand of tea for on-set catering and a SPECIAL THANKS during the closing credits for you!
You're now officially on my list of people to back up at zhamos in case you're ever pulled into one, or if you set it up yourself! I'm a call away. Along with that, you get SPECIAL THANKS, the DVD, the SOUNDTRACK, and a hand-drawn STORYBOARD autographed by me and the actors!
You know what? You're a prince. Or a princess if you're a lady. Either way, may you live a long and healthy life. For this generosity, you get ALL of the above PLUS an autographed POSTER, which is actually a beautiful oil painting! Perfect for the royalty you are.
There's a saying in Armenian that, roughly translated, means, "Let me take your pain away!" Said often with great emotion and love...so...let me take your pain away! Man, you ROCK! For being this generous and wonderful, you get ALL of the above plus a PHOTO ALBUM of production stills, and an INVITATION (+1) to the premiere screening in Los Angeles! Reserved seats, WHAT? Ya. (Premiere invite limited to LA residents, please. If you want to give 500 and DON'T live in LA, we can totally think of another cool gift for you)
Alright, everybody make way, the EXECUTIVE PRODUCER just walked in. That's right. You're an exec now, baby. That's what everyone's gonna know when they see YOUR NAME on the film as Executive Producer. So since you're the EP, you get ALL of the above rewards, too, with one slight modification: your name WILL BE PRINTED ON THE POSTER!