Thank you! Now, tell Alexa to turn it up to 11, and listen to the album you helped us create! I'll send you a high quality digital download of the album once it's finished. We're meticulous about every last note, and want you to hear each & every one perfectly as it's meant to be heard.
I've decided it - if you're going to be a bubblegum-punk fan, you need some bubblegum cigarettes. Take a puff, pretend you're Johnny Ramone, have a piece of gum...and instead of a nicotine addition, you just get to know that you helped us realize our dream of making this album! Thank you!
To express my immense gratitude I will send you a signature Helaine & the Hurricanes band T! ...because there's no such thing as a band without band Ts!! I've taken it on as a hobby to design & print Ts from my very own apartment. Now you will have your very own! Thank you so much from the bottom of our hearts!
I'm very excited to be pressing vinyl for the first time for this album, and even more excited to send it to you as a 'thank you,' with my signature on the jacket! Get out Dad's ol' turn table, throw on the wax, and dance like no one's watching!
At this level of support, you have officially become a member of the Helaine and the Hurricanes Varsity team, and this is your letter jacket. This fresh-to-death, custom-made jacket comes with a patch of our freshly minted logo on the back. Stay warm, look like a punk-rock star, and represent your home team punk band. Thank you so much for your support!
With help from bassist/sous-chef, Karim Elgobashi, I want to show my gratitude for this level of support by cooking you a private, multi-course meal, with a customized menu catering to your favorite food and drink! Ever since I got that infamous play kitchen for Christmas, I've been cooking up a hurricane (see what I did there?). Best of all, now my food isn't plastic...but (IMHO) it's delicious. Thank you!!!
For this much of support, I want to say thank you in person...and play a private solo-show for you. I will host you in my home, or travel to yours (travel permitting), or even Skype, and play a solo-show (i.e., just me) for you and anyone else you'd like to invite. Afterward, I'll host a Q&A and answer any questions you may have about my music, life, or the time I called 911 on my mom for not giving me a snack.
You aren't just a fan anymore...at this level of support, you are now a part of the Helaine and the Hurricanes family. That's why we'd like to invite you to our home - or come to yours (travel permitting) - to play a private, full-band show just for you, and anyone else you'd like to invite - family, friends...even that one 2nd cousin who smells like old shoes! Thank you so much for your incredible generosity and support!!!