A dark comedy about a secret agent who realizes he's living a very lonely life. Read more
This project was successfully funded on December 23, 2011.
About this project
**WE RAISED THE MONEY! HOORAY!!**
**NEW GOAL: $11,000 BY 4:00pm FRIDAY DEC. 23rd**
So what's all this?
Why it's only an ambitious, dark, comical, action-packed, dramatic short film about a spy who realizes nobody likes him.
Who are you people and why should I give you my hard-earned green?
(videography for teaser and promotional video by Matt Mead)
I see what you did there. Cute. Where did this idea come from?
Just think about spies and action heroes in general: nobody would want to be friends those guys.
Are you crazy?! I would. Action heroes are the idealized male fantasy. Women want them. Men want to be them.
Sure, they're cool and fearless and sexy. But they're also textbook douches: invulnerable, unfriendly, and impatient. Sure, you'd want Jack Bauer next to you in a terrorist attack but imagine taking him to your favorite concert. He'd be a big grump and whine about how loud it is and probably want to leave early! He'd be the worst!
Wait... that's true... He would be no fun at all! Action heroes are such lame dudes but... I'm so ENTERTAINED by them.
Of course! We all are! So this short film gives you all the cool macho fun stuff but then explores whats under that.
Here's an illustration:
Ok. I'm getting there! But $10,000 seems like a lot of money for a short film. My kid can shoot pristine HD video on his phone. Aren't people these days making awesome stuff with like no money?
Yes, There are loads of great zero budget films out there, but different projects have different needs. This is not a some drama about two friends in their mid-30's going on some road trip to find themselves. This is a spy movie. We want to pull off a very cinematic look. We need professional actors. We need a professional crew. And those people need the proper tools to do their jobs. They also deserve to be paid and fed for their hard work. There are already too many productions out there that take advantage of people.
To put it in perspective, the average film grad student and even undergrad student usually raises at least $10,000 for their final thesis. And that final thesis tends to be a 10-15 short film.
What type of longevity are we talking about here? Is this just going to get crapped out on Youtube? What the plan?
Of course not! We believe very strongly in this project and hope to take it film to major festivals such as Sundance, Slamdance, SXSW, and - hey why not - the Academy Awards. The money raised here will also help with that. Our hope is that it stands very well on its own but this concept could easily be turned into a feature film.
And.. so sorry... remind me who you are again and shower me with links:
- Matt Wells - (writer/director) - is a filmmaker turning out some seriously deranged short films and music videos that have premiered on Pitchfork and Stereogum. All of his recent work can be found here.
- Toby Meuli - (actor/producer) - is a very busy actor who appeared in the Oscar-winning film, The Social Network; "Bones"; and can currently be found on MTV's "Death Valley." He's a good-hearted guy with charm and abs to spare. Click here for his official site.
- Michael Gray - (producer) - has been working himself to the bone producing short films and music videos. Like all Emerson College graduates - he's very kind, patient, organized, and... rather handy.
A donation is giving money up front immediately. A pledge is an agreement to donate X amount of dollars to this project if $10,000 dollars is raised by December 23rd, 2011.
If we raise all $10,000 dollars by December 23rd, 2011; all pledges by all backers will be taken out of their accounts on that day.
If we do not raise $10,000 in full by December 23rd, 2011 4:08pm PST. Kickstarter does not give us any of the money pledged and no donations will be taken from anyone's account. Even if we raise, $9,999.99, no one - including Kickstarter - gets anything or gives anything.
At anytime between now and December 23rd 2011 4:08pm PST. you can change your pledged amount to any amount you want.
Shooting will commence for 4 consecutive days max during the first quarter of 2012.
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A thank you on our website and a promise to hit this film out of the park. And a thank you right now just for taking the time to check this out.Estimated delivery:
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All project updates; a special thank you in the end credits of the film AND the website.Estimated delivery:
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An incredibly rad and stylish digital postcard from the cast and crew + all of the above.Estimated delivery:
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An addicting, downloadable Spy Mixtape of music that's inspiring the film + all of the above.Estimated delivery:
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A personalized video thank you from Matt and Toby + all of the above.Estimated delivery:
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Associate Producer credit on the film + a limited edition poster + all of the aboveEstimated delivery:
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A walk-on role (travel not included) in the film + Matt Wells - talented cartoonist that he is - will draw you his rendition of whatever you want + all of the above.Estimated delivery:
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Executive Producer Credit (so your name in the opening credits) + an exclusive and awesome spy prop from the set + all of the above.Estimated delivery:
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1 backer Limited (2 left of 3)
Matt and Toby will recreate a scene from your favorite movie - Jurassic Park, Goodfellas, Million Dollar Baby, Baby Geniuses - you name it. We'll shoot and edit it then send you a digital download + all of the above.
PS - Movie scenes must be within reason, you guys. No Human Centipede 2.Estimated delivery:
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We will make a one-of-a-kind 5 minute short film for you about you. You will fill out a questionnaire and we will make a short film based on it. Who knows? Maybe your short film could end up getting sent to festivals too! You'll get a digital download of your short film + all of the above (except for recreating a favorite movie scene.)Estimated delivery:
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Matt and Toby take you out for one incredible meal of your choice in Los Angeles (travel not included) + an honorary license to kill to get your spy career started + all of the above.
This excludes limited edition perks. And if you try to use that license to kill, we don't know you.Estimated delivery:
You’ve given us our entire budget! We’re forever in your debt! If you get yourself to LA we will throw a spy party in your honor at one of the top clubs in Los Angeles. This event would leave James Bond himself beaming with pride. OH YEAH and all of the above (**except limited edition perks**)Estimated delivery:
- (60 days)