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The project's funding goal was not reached on Sun, April 17 2016 1:40 AM UTC +00:00
$66
pledged of $2,500pledged of $2,500 goal
14
backers
Funding Unsuccessful
The project's funding goal was not reached on Sun, April 17 2016 1:40 AM UTC +00:00

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Oh wow thank you. Thank you so much. We love you, and we are so glad you came out tonight. There are so many more people here than we anticipated. Those guys in the back there - the media - keep underestimating us, but our crowds just keep getting bigger and bigger. It just goes to show how popular this movement is and how it’s taking off all across this great country of ours.

I’m here tonight to introduce you to a wonderful new idea that my team has been working on for a long time, and we are so proud of it. So proud. Everyone here I’m sure has heard of Cards Against Humanity, right? It’s a party card game that took the world by storm after it was first introduced right here on Kickstarter.

Well the thing I am here to introduce to you tonight is a completely unaffiliated and unendorsed expansion set to that game, and it’s called “Trump Against Humanity”. This set of cards is the most amazing thing, my staff was showing me a sample set backstage just before I came out and I have to say I am so excited that I can come out here and tell you about it. I took pictures of some of the cards, here take a look at these beauties:

The set is made up of 18 cards. They are all white, and that is completely their choice. We originally tried to include some black cards, but they started causing disturbances and infringing on my First Amendment rights. They unfortunately had to be escorted from the set.

The First Amendment is so great but remember we love the Second Amendment too, folks. Nobody loves it more than us, so just remember that.

Let me tell you, the problem that we have been having in this country is that we just don’t win anymore. Our country is in serious trouble. We don’t have victories. We used to have victories, but we don’t have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let’s say, China in a game of Cards Against Humanity? They kill us. I beat China all the time. You play these white “Trump Against Humanity” cards, and I guarantee you’ll beat China too. All the time.

You may be asking yourself, “Do any of Donald Trump’s opponents have their own sets of cards? The answer is no. No!  Why do you think that is? I’ll tell you why - it’s because they’re all losers! You know it and I know it. Deep down, I think they know it too.  How are they going to beat ISIS? I don’t think it’s gonna happen

When we play these cards, we win win with young. We win with old. We win with highly educated. We win with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated. We’re the smartest people, we’re the most loyal people, and you know what I’m happy about?  I’ve been saying it for a long time. Number one with Hispanics. I’m really happy about that. We have a tremendous deficit. We have a trade deficit with Mexico. They’ll pay for these cards. They’ll be very happy about it. Believe me. I’ll talk to them. They’re going to be very, very thrilled. They’re going to be thrilled to be paying for these cards.  I have a lot of respect from Mexico. It’s going to happen. It’s going to happen. They know it. I know it. We all know it.

I’m not doing this for fun. I’m not doing it for the money. Believe me, I have a great lifestyle and I don’t need to brag about how much money I have. Believe me I am rich. I don’t need the money. Of course I will take your money, but I don't need it.

I’m so very proud of all of you for supporting us, this is an amazing night. I love the country, I love the country. We’re going in the wrong direction.  Go out there and back this project today, and spread the word and tell your friends. We’ve had some great interest coming out of Texas, and amazing requests coming out of Tennessee and Georgia and Arkansas and Florida. We love Florida. We are going to keep the momentum going and we are going to let the world know that we are committed to making this country great again. We’re going to do very well in Ohio. And Michigan—the whole thing. It’s going to be an amazing Kickstarter campaign. And when it’s over and these cards start shipping out to our supporters, America is going to start winning and it’s going to be so great.

And I am so proud. You people are amazing. The enthusiasm, it is unbelievable to see. The people of this country are absolutely amazing. I love you folks very much. Remember: Make America great again. We’re going to do it, and it’s going to happen fast. Thank you very much everybody. We love you. We love you.

Risks and challenges

People come up to me all the time and they ask me, "Aren't you worried about risks and challenges?" I say no, of course I'm not worried about them. We are printing playing cards 18 at a time here, not building an enormous wall between two countries, deporting millions of people, or banning Muslims from traveling here. I've accomplished much bigger things in my life and this is child's play compared to those huge deals.

It's simple. Once the campaign is over, we print up the cards. When they arrive, we pack them up and ship them out to our fabulous supporters. The whole thing is going to take about a month from start to finish. Believe it.

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