Thank you for taking the time to check out this Kickstarter project.
Nowadays you can't go on social networking sites, or read the comment threads of your favorite blogs without encountering people's inability to express their thoughts in proper English. We're becomes were, its becomes it's', and your faith in humanity continues to erode.
This handbook is aimed at educating adults about what they (should) already know. Fully illustrated, irreverent and condescending, this book offers 30 pages of both entertainment and instruction.
The book will cover:
Homophones: your, you're etc.
Words That Don't Exist: irregardless etc.
Improper Use of 'Literally': My head is literally going to explode.
Side Notes: tricks to make yourself sound smarter than you really are
Since I am going to self-publish this masterpiece, I will need all of your help to reach my goal. The money will literally go to printing copies of the book.
Because the book hasn't gone to print yet, please feel free to suggest any grammar mistakes that drive you crazy in the comments section. I will try to include all relevant suggestions in the book.
Thanks everyone, YOUR the best!
Here is a small excerpt from the book:
They're is the contraction of they are.
They're wrong when they say you can't get a little bit pregnant.
I don't understand why they're so nice, perhaps they're Canadian
Now You Try It:
I am not going over ______________ if they don't have any shiitake mushrooms.
What is ____________ problem? I only set fire to __________ garage, not the whole house.
I simply cannot believe ______________ saying rap music isn't the most intelligent form of communication ever known to man.