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Multimedia children's stories set to classical music starring RORY BREMNER and BRIAN BLESSED SHOUTING AT A BABOON!
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    Pledge £5 or more About US$ 7

    Tiny fun pledge: mp3 of BRIAN BLESSED's solo voice shouting:
    "I SHOULD BEAT YOUR PINK BUTTOCKS YOU LYING LITTLE MONKEY!!"
    Amuse your friends with this as a ring tone (and your colleagues when you forget to put your phone on silent).

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    Pledge £7 or more About US$ 9

    ...and just a couple more pounds gets you a 2nd mp3 for your alarm clock: BRIAN BLESSED shouting "NOOOOO! NOOOOO!" over and over. Perfect for waking up to every day at 6am!

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    Pledge £10 or more About US$ 13

    Enough of this nonsense, you'd rather just have the unadulterated orchestral masterpiece that is Rimsky-Korsakov's "Scheherazade", yours as a high quality AIFF or WAV file for just £10. (NB this is all of the 1st, 2nd and 4th movements but we didn't record all of the 3rd - just some excerpts - hope this is ok - it's a cracking recording!).

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    Pledge £12 or more About US$ 15

    ...and you'd rather go for something that looks as good as the music sounds... for £12 you'll get a pdf of the finished work: which is a minimum of 12 pages of Faye Simms' glorious illustrations, but could be up to 42 pages if enough pledgers join you - what a bargain! (Nb delivery is Aug-Dec 2013 depending on how many pages the final target reaches)

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    Pledge £15 or more About US$ 19

    But the images are only half the story... for £15 you'll get Faye's beautiful illustrations as a pdf graphic novel, plus an mp3 of the whole story set to music to accompany this...

    (Nb mp3 delivered in April, pdf Aug-Dec 2013 as above)

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    Pledge £20 or more About US$ 25

    But you guys want more BRIAN BLESSED and a little bit of RORY BREMNER too... Okay you can have it. £20 gets you the pdf novel plus the story set to music mp3, but also a selection of Brian's and Rory's lines from the script as solo voice mp3s for different ring tones, alarm calls and cheery-up snippets as follows:

    RORY: "Who's your hairiest pirate?!",
    BRIAN: "FOR ALLAH'S SAKE MAN PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!", RORY: "A rather sheepish-looking baboon presented itself to the King!", BRIAN: "BBRRAAAAAGHHH!!!"

    These are edited from the music to be used in any situation...

    (Nb mp3 delivered in April, pdf Aug-Dec 2013 as above)

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    Pledge £25 or more About US$ 32

    ...but the best line in the script is only for you 25 pound pledgers: all of the £20 pledge graphic novel pdf, story set to music mp3, and Brian & Rory quotes etc plus BRIAN BLESSED shouting: "SAY HAIRY BABOON ONE MORE TIME AND I SHALL HAVE TO GIVE YOU A SPANKING!!"

    I have no idea what you might use it for I just know that you want this.

    (Nb mp3 delivered in April, pdf Aug-Dec 2013 as above)

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    Pledge £50 or more About US$ 63

    Okay all lower pledges have been digital, now let's get, er, physical. For this kind of serious cash you'll want something to hold lovingly in your hands, and that thing could be the limited edition CD of the story & music with Jonny Duddle's original artwork. This is a highly limited edition thing cos we only did a 1000 copies and we're about to redesign it. We've 230 to give away. Did I mention you'll get all of the £25 pledge stuff too? No? Well you will.

    (Nb CD & mp3s delivered in April, pdf Aug-Dec 2013 as above)

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    Pledge £75 or more About US$ 94

    What's this...? You've £75 to burn and none of the lower pledges are good enough for you huh? You must be a pretty big deal, and I like the cut of your jib... 75 big ones will get you all of the £50 pledge BUT THE CD WILL BE SIGNED BY BRIAN BLESSED OR RORY BREMNER!! Only 10 available!! Put it on ebay and you'll never have to work again. THAT'S A JOKE. You good people want it for keeps, as a little homage to these lovely gents who've been flipping brilliant in helping me develop the project this far. Now everyone hug each other.

    (Nb CD & mp3s delivered in April, pdf Aug-Dec 2013 as above)

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    Pledge £100 or more About US$ 125

    UBER-BACKER ALERT! UBER-BACKER ALERT!

    Wow, you really ARE a big deal... And you thought there's surely something that could top the £75 pledge - and you'd be right my friend. Those kinds of instincts have obviously made you this rich in the first place... £100 uber-pledge will get all of the £75 stuff BUT BRIAN OR RORY WILL WRITE YOU A PERSONAL MESSAGE ON THE CD!!!!!!!! Come on Blessed / Bremner fans, you know you can't resist....

    (Nb CD & mp3s delivered in April, pdf Aug-Dec 2013 as above)

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