"There's nothin' to know. You have an idea, you write down what you wanna say. Then you get somebody to add in the commas and shit where they belong, if... Read more
""Mr. Mystery Guest? Are you still there?"
"Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me."
Just want to put out a quick word for... Read more
ISSUE #2 IS LIVE
"This is an elegant crime, done by an elegant person. It's not about the money."
Check your messages today, because eligible backers received a link to the PDF... Read more
June Update - Short But Sweet
"We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing."
It's been a busy few... Read more
April 2017 Update - The Long Con
"I own two canes. One has a taser capable of releasing ten thousand volts. The other extends a six-inch stiletto blade."
"Which one is this?"
"I can't seem... Read more
February Update - Additions to the Rap Sheet
"I got scruples too, you know. You know what that is? Scruples?"
"No, I don't know what it is, but if you got 'em, it's a sure bet they belong... Read more
December - A Very Merry Update
"The circuits that cannot be cut are cut automatically in response to a terrorist incident. You asked for miracles, Theo, I give you the F.B.I."
Thanks for The Great Feedback!... Read more
October Update - Horseshoes and Handgrenades
"If we're going to Virginia why don't we drop by Fort Knox? I could fly a helicopter through the lobby and set it down right inside the vault. And it... Read more
September Update - Undercover
"Give him head?"
"Be a beacon?"
A short and sweet update this month.
The short: Maneula delivered this glorious cover to me this week.
I've started posting articles over on... Read more
August update - Walking and crawling
"You gotta walk before you crawl."
We are plugging away on the project. Nothing too exciting to report yet.
While we keep the engine in gear, how... Read more
July update - the quiet grind of progress
"Rusty: God, I'm bored!
Danny: You look bored.
Rusty: I am bored!
Rusty: How was the clink? You get the cookies I sent?
Danny: Why do you think... Read more
June update - She likes the theatre but never comes late
"Sit down and shut up, will ya? Try not to live up to all my expectations."
Has it been a month already?
We've been grinding away at our comic book... Read more
May Update - Careful Steps Along The Path We've Chosen
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career."
The tl;dr version of this update: Everything is proceeding as planned.
Script Progress Update
Issue #1 has the backers added... Read more
April Update - Artwork Fresh Off The Grill
"There I was in prison. And one day I helped a couple of nice older gentlemen make some free telephone calls. They turned out to be, let us say, good... Read more
118% - Nice Work If You Can Get It
"There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door. "
You Are The Best
Thank you all for believing in me.
Thank you all... Read more
113% - The Big Score
"In one day - less than one day of planning, and you did it. You started the week by stealing the Sforza and ended by swiping the Codex. What are... Read more
105% - Time Keeps On Slipping Into The Future
"You'd be surprised about what you can get, if you ask for it the right way."
70 Hours to Go!
The Kickstarter countdown has clicked over from days to hours.... Read more
100% - Saturday Night's Alright (for Funding)
"If you're gonna steal from Terry Benedict, you'd better goddamn KNOW. This sorta thing used to be civilized, you'd hit a guy, he'd whack you, done. But with Benedict... at... Read more
76% - Who Are You? Who Who? Who Who?
"Better being caught with your pants down, huh? I'm John McClane, and you are?"
"Clay. Bill Clay."
Now that we're coming around the last turn, I've... Read more
70% - A Spotlight on Manuela Soriani
"Monet's unknown masterpiece, Dogs At Cards"
My Partner In Crime
I've talked a lot about my relationship to the project, but as the days left on the Kickstarter tick down... Read more
66% - Tweet Me In Chicago!
"Yeah, and half the politicians in New York and Chicago. Not a fix in this world is gonna cool him out if he blows on you."
We have... Read more
62% - Ask Me Another one about c2e2 plans!
"Okay, boss, this LTX-71 concealable mike is part of the same system that NASA used when they faked the Apollo Moon landings. They had the astronauts broadcast around the world... Read more
60% - Putting Them On the Send
"Because the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet and you bet big,... Read more
54% - Halfway Between The Gutter And The Stars
"The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little ones and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons."
This has been a... Read more
44% - Girls' Heist Out is Kickstarter's Featured Comics Project today!
"Guns for show, knives for a pro."
I was really going to wait until we hit 50% (hopefully over the weekend) for the next update, but then I saw this:... Read more
40% - Happy Hinamatsuri!
"Is this your first time being robbed? You're doing great."
For those who don't know, Hinamatsuri is Girl's Day in Japan, which is today!
Also, for all our new backers,... Read more
26% - Dream A Little Dream of Me
"Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Boesky, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest... Read more
10% Funded - What a way to feel warm & fuzzy on a snowy day!
This has been a heck of a morning. We are 10% of the way to the comic by lunch. I want to take a moment and thank everyone... Read more