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Update #7

B. HAMILTON OAKLAND VINYL RELEASE TONIGHT AT THE NIGHT LIGHT.

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If any of you want to come grab your record, we're playing at the Night Light in Oaklondon. Here is the Facebook invite: https://www.facebook.com/events/485231668166019/ And here is a picture of Steve McQueen: http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQzNjQ5NDUxNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjA0MTg1Ng@@._V1._SX214_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg

Thank you. Goodnight.


Update #6

OUT OF AREA KICKSTARTEROS. NEED ADDRESS.

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AJOI,

The records are all packaged up and ready to by mailed out. Can everybody who would like their record mailed to them please reply with their addresses? I'm going to get shipping costs together and get back to you immediately with the costs. Thanks.

Ryan


Update #5

VINYL IS BACK! COME SMOKE YOUR VINYL TONIGHT @ TELEGRAPH IN OAKLAND!

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THE VINYL IS BACK! We're going to be at Telegraph Beer Garden (2318 Telegraph Avenue @ 23rd street) tonight from 7-10 handing them out to anybody who wants to come down and grab their copy. Here is the Facebook invite: https://www.facebook.com/events/243453245783158/

For all dudepeople in the Bay Area, we will be playing these following shows if you want to come grab you're copy then:
November 29th: B. Hamilton San Fransoviet Vinyl Release Show: Twin Steps, B. Hamilton, Windham Flat @ Amnesia in San Fransoviet

November 30th: Slam Dunk, B. Hamilton, Dinners @ SOFA in San Jose (no idea where this joint is at the moment)

December 5th: B. Hamilton Oakland Vinyl Release Show: Minot, B. Hamilton @ The Night Light in Oakland

December 18th: Apache, B. Hamilton @ 50 Mason in San Fransoviet

For all dudepeople outside of the Bay Area, or those who cant make it to the shows:

We have been getting the vinyl packaged up and will be sending them out after I get back from Thanksgiveafuck at my folks house in Anaheim. I will be getting a hold of everybody with shipping costs then. LETS DO THISSSSSS.

Thank you all again soooo much for making this happen. The wait was an absolute drag, but hot damn if it doesn't feel nice to have all those babies back from the plant. If anybody needs any other information, or needs me to answer any questions you may have, feel free to message me through Kickstarter, or directly at ryanchristopherparks@gmail.com

ONE LOVE, YOU MAGNIFICENT FOOLS.

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Update #4

NIGHTMARE COMPLETETH.

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Its been forever since I last dropped a line to all you dudes. I wanted to wait until this had ACTUAL DATES FOR COMPLETION. So heres where its at. THE RECORDS ARE DONE AND SITTING IN THE PARKS AND RECORDS MASTURBATORIUM. We had to press the jackets separately due to asking for about $700 less than we actually needed. The jackets will be here in 2-3 weeks. We're FINALLY getting a vinyl release show together to get the records to you all. I would also be happy to get them to dudes, buds, and friendos by carting my minivan around the East Bay and dropping them off, much like a stork, but with terribly named records by terribly named bands instead of babies. I will be contacting all dudes, buds, and friends OUTSIDE OF THE BAY AREA with the best way to get you the records once they are assembled. 

Im sorry as fuck for the wait. Along with the previously mentioned money woes, the record plant took WAAAY more months than anticipated to get the test pressings back, and then actually print the records. 

More in the upcoming...

Ryan

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Update #3

RECORDS A-COMIN'

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Hello... All...

Sorry for the delay. There was a fuck ton of errors and nonsense between Kickstarter and Amazon Payments that I didn't foresee.  Thats why the money was probably taken out from your accounts some time last week, instead of way before. 

Anyways, it looks like we'll be sending everything out to the press next week. I will let you all know a definite date we can get them to you as soon as I know. Thanks again for waiting. Here is a skeleton punching a baby. http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0gf920Bts1qzrlhgo1_400.gif


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