Well, I guess you don't truly know what we'll be spending this money on. We could put a hefty down payment on a rather large dragon, or just break it all down into singles, get a kitty pool, and lay in it for a while.
You've got to learn to TRUST people in this world, especially us. We're the most trustworthy people EVER.
Ask us to take care of your girlfriend for a while while you're out at the grocery store? Yeah, you got it! Ask us to watch the grill and make sure no one eats all the burgers? Yeah, man, no problem! Ask us to never, under any circumstances, tell your mother that you make your money by smuggling crack and other mind-altering "intoxications" across the Mexican-American border? We've got your back!
That's UGH GOD. Spelled U-G-H-G-O-D, witchabrokeass.