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Join me in publishing this book of life, laughs, list and lies I wrote through character HolyJuan. Because I love me. You should to!
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    A $10 Pat On The Back

    Good job, Doug. You poked fun of people, lied, made up some stuff and then wrote it down. Consider this $10 as my Participation Trophy to you. (As my thanks for your pat on the back, I'll give you a credit in the book as a Backer.)

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    Anonymous $11 Pat On The Back

    Same as the above, except that I won't put your real name in the book. Consider it a $1 fee for witness protection. I will make up a good fake anonymous nickname for you.

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    The e-book, oh oh the e-book.

    I will e-mail you an electronic version of the book in Epub or PDF. You will also get your name in the Backer section of the book.

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    The hardest of the hard copies.

    I have instructed the publisher to ensure that all the paper is made of the hardest woods so that my book hard copy will be the hardest. They said "no" but I think they did that because they fear the hardness of my book. You will also get your name in the book's Backer section. Hard.

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    Your Book. My Ego. A signed hard copy.

    Technically, me signing your book makes it worth less, but I'm still going to ask you for the full $25. I can personalize the book OR you can ask to be demoralized. Either way. You will still get your name in the book's Backer section.

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    Book signing party invite!

    Join us at a to be determined location for the official book signing. Get your book signed in person. Have me draw your caricature in the back. Have a few and then work up the courage to ask Miss Sally what her plans are after I pass. Location, time and date TBD in May. Finally, your opportunity to track me down in person and have me explain why I broke up with you in high school / college / a week before my wedding. You will still get that mention in the Backers section.

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    A mention on Fake Dispatch

    Fake Dispatch is my Twitter account with over 18,000 followers. I will post whatever 140 characters you come up with (within reason) Use it for advertising, to tell off your boss or slander me. The Tweet will come with a small image saying that it is from this Kickstarter. You will also get an invite to the book signing party, a copy of the signed book with no shipping cost and your name in the Backers section of the book.

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    The Powers That Be - Doug

    There are few things in my life that are more precious that my photo of The Powers That Be. These friends have stayed friends even when I welched on bets, made endless fun of them or slept with their wife, Antonia. This reward level will allow you to pick an image (within reason) and place it over the face (and possibly body) of Doug. This edited photo will remain on my desk for a year.

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    The Powers That Be - Andy

    There are few things in my life that are more precious that my photo of The Powers That Be. These friends have stayed friends even when I welched on bets, made endless fun of them or slept with their wife, Antonia. This reward level will allow you to pick an image (within reason) and place it over the face (and possibly body) of Andy. This edited photo will remain on my desk for a year.

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    The Powers That Be - Jen

    There are few things in my life that are more precious that my photo of The Powers That Be. These friends have stayed friends even when I welched on bets, made endless fun of them or slept with their wife, Antonia. This reward level will allow you to pick an image (within reason) and place it over the face (and possibly body) of Jen. This edited photo will remain on my desk for a year.

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    Ask HolyJuan

    I will allow up to four people to ask me a question and I will answer it in the book. Usually you do not get the answer you are looking for, but we all get entertained in the process. You will also get an invite to the book signing party, a signed copy of the book with no shipping costs and a mention in the Backer's section.

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    The Powers That Be - Dave

    There are few things in my life that are more precious that my photo of The Powers That Be. These friends have stayed friends even when I welched on bets, made endless fun of them or slept with their wife, Antonia. This reward level will allow you to pick an image (within reason) and place it over the face (and possibly body) of Dave. This edited photo will remain on my desk for a year.

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    Our photo on my desk for 4 years

    For a mere $100, I will have a photo of you and me taken with us holding the book in between us. I will give you a copy of the photo and I will take a copy of the photo and keep it on my work desk for the next four years. I will wear a Homestar Runner t-shirt in the photo. You can wear what you want. If we cannot get together in Ohio for a photo, I will photoshop us together in a photo that will be slightly indistinguishable from the real thing. You will also get the invite to the book signing party, a signed copy of the book sent and no cost and a mention in the Backer's section.

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