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A Repressed Lesbian Ex-Scientologist Satire of "The Hours"
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    I will draw a hot bath on an evening of astrological significance. I will write your name on a tiny scrap of paper.
    I will roll it into a small, dense orb with my fingers.
    I will drop the orb into the bath, repeating your name with intention in a chant of gratitude.
    I will climb into the bath and begin to soak, each name blooming gently around me, like the buds of little underwater flowers.
    Submerged in the power of our backers, beneath the light of the moon, with the undulating force of waters energy, there can be no failure.
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    Confession Heavy

    You'll enjoy an original, thoughtfully selected page from my handwritten journals of 2014-2016, the initial 2 years of beginning to unpack repressed sexuality and the impact of growing up in Scientology.
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    Temporary "1.1" Tattoo

    A custom temporary "1.1" Tattoo!
    "1.1" is the level of "Covert Hostility" on Scientology's Emotional Tone Scale. A "1.1" is characterized by "Promiscuity, perversion, sadism, irregular practices.". Wear your tone level on your sleeve!
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    "The Hours" & chill movie party

    Watch "The Hours", enjoy snacks, debate whether Meryl was pushing.
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    Temporary "1.1" tattoo. "1.1" is the level of "Covert Hostility" on Scientology's Emotional Tone Scale. A "1.1" is characterized by "Promiscuity, perversion, sadism, irregular practices.". Wear your tone level on your sleeve!
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    "Just a Phase" Family Pack

    DVD Copy
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    "The Hours & chill" movie party
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    A page carefully selected from handwritten journals that I kept while discovering I was queer
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    5 temporary "1.1" tattoos to share. "1.1" is the level of "Covert Hostility" on Scientology's Emotional Tone Scale. A "1.1" is characterized by "Promiscuity, perversion, sadism, irregular practices.". Sport your favorite tone level with friends!
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    Screening Invitation

    Invitation to a screening of the film
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    "The Hours & chill" movie party
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    5 temporary "1.1" tattoos to share. "1.1" is the level of "Covert Hostility" on Scientology's Emotional Tone Scale. A "1.1" is characterized by "Promiscuity, perversion, sadism, irregular practices.". Sport your favorite tone level with friends!
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    The All-Stars

    An original childhood softball card with a handwritten Virginia Woolf quote on the back.
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    "The Hours & chill" movie party
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    5 temporary "1.1" tattoos to share. "1.1" is the level of "Covert Hostility" on Scientology's Emotional Tone Scale. A "1.1" is characterized by "Promiscuity, perversion, sadism, irregular practices.". Sport your favorite tone level with friends!
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    A page carefully selected from handwritten journals that I kept while discovering I was queer
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    A Day With Virginia

    For one day, have carefully curated super thought provoking Virginia Woolf quotes and references sent to your inbox.
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    Invitation to a screening of the film
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    DVD Copy
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    "The Hours & chill" movie party
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    5 temporary "1.1" tattoos to share. "1.1" is the level of "Covert Hostility" on Scientology's Emotional Tone Scale. A "1.1" is characterized by "Promiscuity, perversion, sadism, irregular practices.". Sport your favorite tone level with friends!
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    A page carefully selected from handwritten journals that I kept while discovering I was queer
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    Propaganda Art from the Heart

    A little piece of propaganda art made on Scientology & Dianetics promotional materials gathered from the sidewalks
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    A Day With Virginia
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    DVD Copy
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    "The Hours & chill" movie party
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    5 temporary "1.1" tattoos to share. "1.1" is the level of "Covert Hostility" on Scientology's Emotional Tone Scale. A "1.1" is characterized by "Promiscuity, perversion, sadism, irregular practices.". Sport your favorite tone level with friends!
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    A page carefully selected from handwritten journals that I kept while discovering I was queer
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    My Week With Virginia

    For one week, have carefully curated super thought provoking Virginia Woolf quotes and references sent to your inbox. She may even pm back and forth if she's bored.
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    Custom Religious Propaganda Art
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    Invitation to a screening of the film
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    DVD Copy
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    "The Hours & chill" movie party
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    5 temporary "1.1" tattoos to share. "1.1" is the level of "Covert Hostility" on Scientology's Emotional Tone Scale. A "1.1" is characterized by "Promiscuity, perversion, sadism, irregular practices.". Sport your favorite tone level with friends!
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    Initiation

    A page carefully selected from handwritten journals that I kept while discovering I was queer
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    Custom Religious Propaganda Art
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    My Week With Virginia
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    Invitation to a screening of the film
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    DVD Copy
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    "The Hours & chill" movie party
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    5 temporary "1.1" tattoos to share. "1.1" is the level of "Covert Hostility" on Scientology's Emotional Tone Scale. A "1.1" is characterized by "Promiscuity, perversion, sadism, irregular practices.". Sport your favorite tone level with friends!
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    Humor & Satire Webinar

    Learn how you can apply humor and satire to improve any area of your life in this informative webinars. Be granted exclusive access to a video of different individuals, hopefully qualified, sharing ideas about writing, performing, filming humor & satire. Surely this can be of use to you somehow.
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    DVD Copy
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    "The Hours & chill" movie party
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    5 temporary "1.1" tattoos to share. "1.1" is the level of "Covert Hostility" on Scientology's Emotional Tone Scale. A "1.1" is characterized by "Promiscuity, perversion, sadism, irregular practices.". Sport your favorite tone level with friends!
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    Cult Status

    Humor & Satire Webinar
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    My Week With Virginia
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    A page carefully selected from handwritten journals that I kept while discovering I was queer
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    Custom Religious Propaganda Art
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    DVD Copy
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    "The Hours & chill" movie party
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    5 temporary "1.1" tattoos to share. "1.1" is the level of "Covert Hostility" on Scientology's Emotional Tone Scale. A "1.1" is characterized by "Promiscuity, perversion, sadism, irregular practices.". Sport your favorite tone level with friends!
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    Rebirth

    A rustic mason jar of very thoughtfully put together homemade cake mix, with custom dietary considerations, plus the "2" and "8" birthday candles from the cake featured in the Kickstarter Video
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    Humor & Satire Webinar
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    A page carefully selected from handwritten journals that I kept while discovering I was queer
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    Custom Religious Propaganda Art
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    My Week With Virginia
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    DVD Copy
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    "The Hours & chill" movie party
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    5 temporary "1.1" tattoos to share. "1.1" is the level of "Covert Hostility" on Scientology's Emotional Tone Scale. A "1.1" is characterized by "Promiscuity, perversion, sadism, irregular practices.". Sport your favorite tone level with friends!
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    Megalomaniacal Leader

    You get to run your own cult:
    You will be expected to fill out and return an extensive questionnaire, and have a mini-cult tailored entirely around your personality. Complete with a custom initiation video, information packets, and pins to recruit your friends and family.
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    Humor & Satire Webinar
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    My Week With Virginia
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    DVD Copy
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    "The Hours & chill" movie party
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    5 temporary "1.1" tattoos to share. "1.1" is the level of "Covert Hostility" on Scientology's Emotional Tone Scale. A "1.1" is characterized by "Promiscuity, perversion, sadism, irregular practices.". Sport your favorite tone level with friends!
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    A page carefully selected from handwritten journals that I kept while discovering I was queer
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    I Will Get a Permanent "1.1" Tattoo

    I will video document & share myself finally getting that "1.1" tattoo I've been thinking about. I will pay for the tattoo with my own money and not the Kickstarter money because that would be terrible
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    Humor & Satire Webinar
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    My Week With Virginia
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    DVD Copy
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    "The Hours & chill" movie party
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    5 temporary "1.1" tattoos to share. "1.1" is the level of "Covert Hostility" on Scientology's Emotional Tone Scale. A "1.1" is characterized by "Promiscuity, perversion, sadism, irregular practices.". Sport your favorite tone level with friends!
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    A page carefully selected from handwritten journals that I kept while discovering I was queer
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