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Dragging the double entendre to new depths—a steampunk vaudeville album of naughty songs, sketches and sass
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    ATHLETIC SUPPORTER — Suave and the Boner (SATB) Ringtone—Every little bit counts! We'll thank you with our song "Liquor in the Front, Poker In The Back" as a ringtone—perfect for booty calls.

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    PISTOL SLICKER —1 Digital Download —You receive one SATB tune from the new album as a digital download in addition to the fun SATB ringtone.

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    PISTON PUMPER — Digital Download of the New Album — Get the "Suave and the Boner" album the day it's released. (You also get the fun ringtone.)

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    PACKAGE GRIPPER — Get the album release Poster and pack of 3 SATB Desktop Wallpaper (to remind you to think dirty all day), in addition to the Digital Download and Ringtone.

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    PILLOW FLUFFER — Limited Edition Autographed CD in 4-color case. You also receive the Poster, Desktop Wallpaper, Album Digital Download and Ringtone.

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    VALVE GREASER — Personalized Ringtones! We will sing your name into a custom ringtone you may be too embarrassed to use. Join us at this level and find out. Plus, we'll autograph your album release poster! (plus the Autographed CD, Wallpaper and Album Digital Download).

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    POLE WAXER — New Sheet Music! Looking for that fresh and feisty audition tune that no one has got? Get a Suave and the Boner tune as sheet music in your key as a digital download. You also receive the Poster, Desktop Wallpaper, Autographed CD, Album Digital Download and Ringtone.

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    BOX OPENER — Personalized Birthday Song! Suave and the Boner have concocted a birthday tune you won't be hearing anywhere else but here. It's not on our album, but we'll sing it just for you. You get your own recording of "The Birthday Trot" featuring YOU as the main character. We'll sing a version of the song with your name throughout, in the studio this June. We'll deliver the song to you as an MP3 by private message. You'll want to play it every year in your birthday suit. You also receive the Poster, Desktop Wallpaper, Autographed CD, Album Digital Download and Ringtone.

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    CRACK PATCHER — Custom SATB photo artwork - choose from one of three 8x10 lithograph framed art prints designed with song lyrics. You also receive the Birthday Song, Poster, Desktop Wallpaper, Autographed CD, Album Digital Download and Ringtone.

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    SACK SMACKER — This relationship is getting hot! You get Associate Producer credit and your very own Suave and the Boner t-shirt with our producers credited on the t-shirt and in the CD liner notes. You also receive the Birthday Song, Poster, Desktop Wallpaper, Autographed CD, Album Digital Download and Ringtone.

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    CRANK RIDER — Now we're bouncing off the walls. We'll thank you as an Executive Producer on the t-shirt, liner notes, and print your praises on our album release poster. And you get Suave cookies or Boner chocolates. We'll bake you a dozen delicious pink top hat cookies, or...Jack makes killer candy, with gooey cream filled centers, we are not even kidding. You also receive the T-shirt, Birthday Song, Poster, Desktop Wallpaper, Autographed CD, Album Digital Download and Ringtone.

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    ENDOWED CHAIR $275 Any two custom photo artwork framed prints—perfect for the boudoir. And two tickets to any SATB appearance you can find your way to this year. You also receive Executive Producer credit, the T-shirt, Birthday Song, Poster, Desktop Wallpaper, Autographed CD, Album Digital Download and Ringtone.

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    MASTER DEBATOR — Producer. Alright, we're not holding anything back. You get top line credit on our album, t-shirt, and poster. And a great big thank you from the stage where you'll be hosting 4 of your friends with tickets to any SATB appearance you can find your way to this year. And we'll thank you on the album by name in one of our infamous sponsor commercials. We'll even photo blog our time in the recording studio to keep you updated each day on YOUR album's progress and you will be among the first to get the album in your hot little hands. You also receive the T-shirt, Birthday Song, Poster, Desktop Wallpaper, Autographed CD, Album Digital Download and Ringtone.

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    TOP SCREW — A custom song, only for the bold and the brave. Get a SATB custom song written and recorded for you. Throw any theme Jack's way, and he'll pop it in his hopper and sling something back at you that'll make you blush. Includes autographed sheet music! You also receive the T-shirt, Birthday Song, Poster, Desktop Wallpaper, Autographed CD, Album Digital Download and Ringtone. Use it yourself, or as a once-in-a-lifetime gift for that someone who thought they had everything.

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    PODIUM POLISHER — Earlybird! Digital Download of the New Album — Get the "Suave and the Boner" album the week before it's released to the general public. You also get the fun ringtone.

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