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    Become a Backer! A pledge of just a dollar shows your support for the project. :)

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    Become a Backer of Power! Receive a digital download of Zelda vs. Jesus upon release. PDF Power!

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    Become a Backer of Wisdom! Receive an autographed physical copy of Zelda vs. Jesus shipped straight to your home – along with a digital PDF download.

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    Become a Backer of Courage! Receive two physical copies of Zelda vs. Jesus – each one autographed and personalized with a message made out to the recipient of your choice – and two special Zelda vs. Jesus double-sided bookmarks to keep your place while reading. Two digital PDF downloads as well, of course.

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    Become a Backer of Awesomeness! (Awesomeness is the fourth Triforce, you know.) Receive four personalized autographed physical copies of the book, four bookmarks, and four digital downloads. Then further receive your name included in the book as a confirmed Backer of Awesomeness. And then – yet further – receive a Zelda vs. Jesus T-shirt created exclusively for backers of this Kickstarter campaign, along with a vote for the final design and color scheme of said T-shirt.

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    Become a Backer of Legend! Receive ten copies of the book – personalized, autographed, all that good stuff. (Enough to hand out gifted copies to a whole group of friends.) Receive ten downloads and ten bookmarks. Get your name in the book and four Zelda vs. Jesus T-shirts. Then you'll get a personal phone conversation with me to talk about Zelda, or Jesus, or anything else you'd like to discuss. And, then, it's time to get your game on – because I'll exchange Friend Codes with you and take you on in the multiplayer mode of the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection game of your choice. You can snipe me from across the arena in Kid Icarus: Uprising, blast me with a Blue Shell in Mario Kart 7, smack me senseless in Super Smash Bros. Brawl or any other game you'd like – then I'll publicly admit my almost-inevitable defeat via Facebook, Twitter and any other online outlet you'd like so that your bragging rights are assured. (Really, donating at or above this level would be absolutely mind-blowing to me, so I'd count you as a personal friend already and be honored to game with you.)

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