I don’t know what else to do. If we all want another Old Man Gloom album, maybe it’s time try more honey and less vinegar. I think if we buy Aaron some super comfy pajamgram footy pajamas, maybe he’ll be so cozy, the riffs will just flow out of him. I could be wrong. Who fuckin knows. All I know is that I’ve been a real dick for a few years on Facebook, and that certainly hasn’t worked, so let’s go the other route. We'll also buy a Spiral Cut Ham for Caleb, and we'll enroll Nate in the "Pancake of the Month" club.
These bribes will surely encourage the members of Old Man Gloom to stop ignoring their duties, and write another record. We'll pay for the record, or really some sweet heavy metal label will, all I need is treats, and a show of support from the fans. At the very least, the guilt they feel while enjoying these goodies might push them into action.
Honeybaked Spiral Cut Ham: $70.95
Pancake of the Month Club: $56.00
Risks and challenges
The risk is basically we get this asshole some pajamas, and nothing happens. Rest assured, if this is the case, I won’t rest until I rip those comfy footy pajamas off his tall weirdly hairy body.Learn about accountability on Kickstarter
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