DAVID LEE ROTH LEVEL: “Bozzie, bozzie, bop!” You get all of the above plus a sweet 14x20 color poster of the Nefarious Twit cover art. And I will sign all of that jazz and write you a little inscription.
ROBERT PLANT LEVEL: “Ooooogh, baby, baby, baby!” If you’re willing to shell out this much dough you get all of the above plus an additional 14x20 color poster featuring the two-headed red wolf image. On top of that you’ll get your name put in the acknowledgements of the actual book.
FREDDIE MERCURY LEVEL: "Ready Freddie?" You are immortal, you have inside you the blood of kings. You get all of the above plus another 14x20 poster, which will feature the image of the giant with the tree antlers that's featured in my video.
DOUBLE MECHA-MERCURY LEVEL: That’s two cyborg Freddie Mercurys, yeah, that’s how cool you are for this. You get all of the above plus I will make you an original hand drawn sketch. I’m pretty good, so it’ll be cool looking, promise.
FREDDIE MERCURY AND DAVID BOWIE WITH THEIR BACKS TO THE DEATH STAR AS IT EXPLODES LEVEL: You get everything up above, plus I will write an article for my humor column “Touch The Wonder” discussing the pop culture entity of your choosing. That's right, you pick the topic and I will write about it.
“Touch The Wonder” is published by DigBoston so whatever rant you want to set me loose on (Gremlins 2: The New Batch, a list of what Rush album pairs best with what classic Nintendo game, my favorite creepy author photos, *looking at you Shel Silverstein, you know, whatever) it will reach a decent size audience.