Welcome to Dook (Dook-ed). A place where you can reach your hopes and dreams once they bring in a new staff. On the verge of being shut down, the schools drastic measure to hire a new Dean is the only hope they have to carry on the Dook name. This group of teachers truly have the best intentions, however; their drive is overpowered by their idiocracy. While they try as hard as they can to help students succeed, they fail miserably. Lets meet our prestigious staff:
A 5 O'Clock shadow bearing breed of a woman constructed of the body of an oversized walrus and the buttocks of a hippopotamus. People constantly mistake her for a male due to the constant stubble on her face, or a wild animal because of her morbidly obese figure that she maintains by consistently shoving food into her mouth.
A very intelligent man of age 80 that often times gets lost in the topics of WWI (while not actually serving), WWII (where he stubbed his toe when getting off the plane in Berlin, fell to the ground, broke both his legs and was sent home) and gardening (although he lives on the 4th floor of an apartment). He has a PhD in International Business, PhD in Applied Marketing Tactics, and a PhD in World Literature. He is a slender man who doesn't have much muscle left due to the aging of his body. A full head of white hair and always looks like a business person about to negotiate the best deal. Enjoys animals crackers and dislikes Captain Whiskaas because she always eats his lunch which he needs for taking his old man medications.
At first glance of Dean Fuchsia, one might assume that he is a freshly out of the closet homosexual due to his flamboyantly put together outfits consisting of pastel colors and out of season ties. Hired only six months ago, his sole purpose was to prevent the schools inevitable failure, which is now worse than it was when he started. He is a man of medium build with pale skin which is caused by him never leaving the office. One might think Mr. Fuchsia lives with his mother, however; he is actually married to surprisingly stunning wife and lives in a 3 story house. Although the odds are against him, he leads the others with his head held high and a smile on his face (just because we drew the smiley face like that in the beginning and did not want to change it).
Rug. B. Johnson
Manufactured as a dartboard and for some reason given the ability to talk (because we wrote it that way) Rug has been kicked while he's down for most of his product life. This added with his flamboyantly homosexual preference and his inappropriate comments towards Dean Fuchsia makes him the target for much expected hatred. People often throw darts at him (literally and figuratively) as a way to bring Rug B. down in a society empowered by heterosexual people.
Being from Shreveport Louisiana, people chalk her terrible vocabulary up to being part cajun. Little do they know, Rory is mentally retarded. Standing 5'5" tall, she is universally hated by the entire group of teachers (mainly because they cannot understand her and have dubbed her "R Girl"). She loves traveling to exotic places, and by exotic we mean places like Dickinson North Dakota and Apple Valley Utah. Her love for her school is annoying and usually gets her thrown out of the teachers lounge. But she always comes through when they need her the most.
- (30 days)