Cuming Soon and Cuming Soon, ME too!
Cuming Soon and Cuming Soon, ME too!
2 Humorous Pop-Up, Scratch-and-Sniff and Interactive Books about the Comical and Mucky Side of Masturbation!
2 Humorous Pop-Up, Scratch-and-Sniff and Interactive Books about the Comical and Mucky Side of Masturbation! Read more
Behold my two humorous adult books about masturbation: Cuming Soon and Cuming Soon, ME too! The glossy and colorful books have pop-up, scratch-and-sniff (!) and other interactive elements, along with detailed cartoon drawings. Who did I write these books for? Anyone who has thought, dreamt, talked about, tried, discussed in small groups, experienced and likes (or REALLY likes) masturbation. So basically . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . everyone.
The first book, Cuming Soon, highlights self-love from the male perspective. We men know a thing or two about masturbation. This is a daily activity for us guys. And for some, a multiple times a day event (you know who you are)! This book starts with my extremely awkward first experience with masturbation and a video game. The book goes on to illustrate the history of jerking off as well as how masturbation fits into everyday life. I have meticulously gathered male masturbation terms and included interactive pages such as the soon to be infamous turn-o-matic page, as well as other surprises and smells. I have been wanking, I mean working on these books since we got cable TV in the 80's. I do "research" EVERY single day and I hope it shows in my work. I get tired just thinking about it.
The second book, Cuming Soon, ME too! explores the complicated and fascinating world of female masturbation from the male perspective. Who knows the intricate workings of the elusive female orgasm more than a male? Actually, we really don't and that is part of the charm of the book. But I was smart enough to ask (real flesh and boobs) women about their "alone time" and there will be a foreword by a female so they can add perspective and clarity on female masturbation. In addition, I have included a special section in the book that is from the female perspective on masturbation. You will know it because the pages will be PINK and smell pretty. I figure I might as well include real techniques females use so men can be properly educated on this fascinating topic. I have also included a plethora of female masturbation terms, some connect the dots activities and other engaging activities to get the juices flowing.
Both gooey books are gender intensified in color, drawings and text for added effect. I have also gathered some rather bizarre stories from real people about their most interesting and true masturbation adventures (more like misadventures). Cuming Soon and Cuming Soon, ME too! will be released simultaneously so both men and women can get perspective on each other's sometimes secret life of self-love. The books also include a page to really personalize the book for yourself or for the special serial masturbator in your life. These are not the pop-up books you remember from your early days!
Achieving the funding goal of $7,500 will allow me to create all the scenes of the book in glorious 3-D (right now they are in flat form) as well illustrate both books in bold color. I will also redo the covers to make them glossy with improved text font and crisper and more vivid imaging and colors. Also, I can get the books set-up with the moving images, scratch and sniff sections and the pop-up sections. In addition, it will allow me to market and get the books published and available to the public.
Exceeding the funding goal will let me get the third book, Cuming All Over, illustrated and constructed for publishing. This book is a travel book in the same vein (!) as the others. The book is an ode to the travel books I used to take with me on LONG trips in the car in my younger years but with a decidedly adult theme. Cuming All Over, is bodily fluid-proof and will have games, puzzles and other naughty diversions. It will cum (er, come) with built-in travel size lotion and tissues.
Also, if the goal is exceeded, I can get my other projects moving forward related to the Sticky Pages Productions brand I have created around the books. I also want to create an engaging website, additional books (with themes like people using garden tools - OUCH!!), an awesome mobile app, clothing (t-shirts, undies and other items) and adult-themed swag.
The books were just mentioned on Westside Radio 89.6FM in the UK in London on 10/16/12!
Thank you for all your HARD-earned support!
Risks and challenges
Creating two pop-up books can be tricky. I have already tried many mock-ups myself and it was challenging to recreate my ideas and vision into moving paper (but it is coming together nicely). I am very detail-oriented and particular about getting the pages of the books to look and operate the way I want them to so they are thrilling and engaging for the reader.Learn about accountability on Kickstarter
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