Behold my two humorous adult books about masturbation: Cuming Soon and Cuming Soon, ME too! The glossy and colorful books have pop-up,
scratch-and-sniff (!) and other interactive elements, along with detailed cartoon
drawings. Who did I write these books for? Anyone who has thought, dreamt, talked about, tried, discussed in small groups, experienced and likes (or REALLY likes) masturbation. So basically . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . everyone.
The first book, Cuming Soon, highlights self-love from the male perspective. We men know a thing or two about masturbation. This is a daily activity for us guys. And for some, a multiple times a day event (you know who you are)! This book starts with my extremely awkward first experience with masturbation and a video game. The book goes on to illustrate the history of jerking off as well as how masturbation fits into everyday life. I have meticulously gathered male masturbation terms and included interactive pages such as the soon to be infamous turn-o-matic page, as well as other surprises and smells. I have been wanking, I mean working on these books since we got cable TV in the 80's. I do "research" EVERY single day and I hope it shows in my work. I get tired just thinking about it.
The second book, Cuming
Soon, ME too! explores the complicated and fascinating world of female masturbation from the male
perspective. Who knows the intricate workings of the elusive female orgasm more than a male? Actually, we really don't and that is part of the charm of the book. But I was smart enough to ask (real flesh and boobs) women about their "alone time" and there will be a foreword by a female so they can add perspective and clarity on female masturbation. In addition, I have included a special section in the book that is from the female perspective on masturbation. You will know it because the pages will be PINK and smell pretty. I figure I might as well include real techniques females use so men can be properly educated on this fascinating topic. I have also included a plethora of female masturbation terms, some connect the dots activities and other engaging activities to get the juices flowing.
Both gooey books are gender intensified in color, drawings and text for added effect. I have also gathered some rather bizarre stories from real people about their most interesting and true masturbation adventures (more like misadventures). Cuming Soon and Cuming Soon, ME too! will be released simultaneously so both men and women can get perspective on each other's sometimes secret life of self-love. The books also include a page to really personalize the book for yourself or for the special serial masturbator in your life. These are not the pop-up books you remember from your early days!
Achieving the funding goal of $7,500 will allow me to create all the scenes of the book in glorious 3-D (right now they are in flat form) as well illustrate both books in bold color. I will also redo the covers to make them glossy with improved text font and crisper and more vivid imaging and colors. Also, I can get the books set-up with the moving images, scratch and sniff sections and the pop-up sections. In addition, it will allow me to market and get the books published and available to the public.
Exceeding the funding goal will let me get the third book, Cuming All Over, illustrated and constructed for publishing. This book is a travel book in the same vein (!) as the others. The book is an ode to the travel books I used to take with me on LONG trips in the car in my younger years but with a decidedly adult theme. Cuming All Over, is bodily fluid-proof and will have games, puzzles and other naughty diversions. It will cum (er, come) with built-in travel size lotion and tissues.
Also, if the goal is exceeded, I can get my other projects moving forward related to the Sticky Pages Productions brand I have created around the books. I also want to create an engaging website, additional books (with themes like people using garden tools - OUCH!!), an awesome mobile app, clothing (t-shirts, undies and other items) and adult-themed swag.
The books were just mentioned on Westside Radio 89.6FM in the UK in London on 10/16/12!
Thank you for all your HARD-earned support!
Risks and challenges
Creating two pop-up books can be tricky. I have already tried many mock-ups myself and it was challenging to recreate my ideas and vision into moving paper (but it is coming together nicely). I am very detail-oriented and particular about getting the pages of the books to look and operate the way I want them to so they are thrilling and engaging for the reader.
The book in all of its glory before it is available to the general public. And you get to pick the male or female book which will be signed by me. Also, the raunchy PDF of both books. Please add $5 for international shipping.
Both male and female books before they release to the masses as well as the charming and naughty PDFs. Books will be signed in your choice of glorious crayon color (really) and I will send you a personal email thanking you from the bottom of my feet. Please add $10 for international shipping.
You will own the male and female special edition (with exclusive chapter and unique cover) books and a small piece of original art on fancy paper that never made it into the books. Plus the lavish and priceless PDFs. Please add $15 for international shipping.
Both special edition books, a drawing that did not appear in any of the books, 2 limited edition v-neck cotton t-shirts in your choice of men's or women's style. And the soon to be famous PDFs. Please indicate size (XS - XXL) and gender preference for t-shirts. Please add $20 for international shipping.
You get both special edition books, a fancy piece of art work that didn't make it into the books PLUS an original caricature of you in a sticky situation (for you to show at your next class reunion)! Also, 4 t-shirts in your choice of size and gender. And the chewy and moist PDFs. BONUS: you get a surprise from my sock drawer. Please add $20 for international international shipping.
You get a personal layout AND cartoon image of yourself illustrated in my next book (Cuming All Over) for the world to see and smell (and maybe even taste)! In addition, a unique limited edition original piece of artwork featuring your personal caricature. And both special edition books + Cuming All Over (when it releases). Also, a personal phone call from me where we can chat about love and all things related to 80's soft porn movies. And 4 t-shirts in your choice of size and gender + the glorious PDFs. No extra shipping cost for international (you have been too generous already).