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HAPPY GUY FAWKES (alliterative title should I try suspenders)

Posted by Supertoy Robotics (Creator)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AALrrgEOlvU

OK before I get serious listen to this, I trust you, and believe in you and yes its correct to add an AND after a comma.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AALrrgEOlvU

I have to thank Kickstarter without them I would have NOT lived the hell I am living (even though Kickstarter threatened to BAN me, I still LOVE YOU). Without Kickstarter I would not have met a crooked business partner and a toy distributor from hell. Its helped me! to learn and do things by myself (with my own money). The RIGHT way. Oh and if Steven is reading this a personal message "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION". I believe in the Common Man NOT the Commonwealth. 

OK. Moving on, why the update?

1. Education

Do you know? Ryuichi sakamoto? you should :)

Genious?! yeh absolutely.

2. Answer questions...

No I am not going to spy on people. Never ever. Actually its against the law.

Everything Teddy will do is with your approval and only on the device, we store NOTHING.

No conversations, No personal data, NOTHING, Zilch, Nichts, Rien :)

Greg your right. We will use ingenious programming with Teddy to say "whats gregs number" he will answer "number one". How is that?

Teddy does not bite. EVER.

Its the 3 laws of robotics (4 if your clever).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Laws_of_Robotics

ANYONE WITH A FAULTY TEDDY I WILL SEND ANOTHER ONE

Just video me, from your phone, it can do a short video. 

Send me. ashley@supertoyrobotics.com

I NEED to show the factory.

And I will send you a replacement Teddy.

ERIC GUSTAFSON

Thank you for your so kind comments. 

Next time I will include a knife.

But then again that will not pass through customs.

Teddy works on ANYTHING Android including tablets.

Actually I recommend if your lucky to live in the UK (TESCO yes they need some good press).

LOVE EM!

http://www.tesco.com/direct/hudl/ 

Seriously I OWN one, its MAGIC.

OK, I LOVE GOOLE. sorry. Google. 

I am not ashamed to make a marriage proposal but 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Kurzweil

This is Kurz 20 years ago, a younger photo.

Maybe the greatest futurist in our time after me :)

I love him, this update is full of love.

His claim to fame, Optical Character Recognition (OCR).

Seriously, anyone could have figured that out. Its easy. Its just bytes? Right? OCR?

He is worth every brain cell Google is paying him, which I think as a tech Google Technology Director runs into thousands!

(if that does not make him laugh nothing will, seriously I love him, he knows I am just joking)

Ray is my pin up. OK that's going way too far. But damn it works on my dartboard :)

Some people LOVE Teddy 

Thank you Shawn a second Teddy is on its way :)

And access to the private club "Magic Circle".

I believe each and everyone of you are special (even the tolls sorry TROLLS).

THE most important thing is

Shawn Dominy likes this update.

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    1. SaltyBrains
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      on

      what a nutcase. this guy....

    2. Josh Worley
      Superbacker
      on

      Jesus

    3. Andrew Lim on

      Please only use kickstarter for product related messages. These types of messages are best suited for your on personal Facebook page.

      In regard to the Teddy, when will the non-priority deliveries be sent?

    4. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      This is a new version.

      Always think on the Kickstarter life

      (whistle)

      Always think on the kickstarter life.

      Dont grumble. Always look on the Kickstarter life.

      If something does not work dont blame the inventor.

      Its all a show. Just remember the last laugh is on you.

      Comon cheer up.

      We come from nothing we go back to nothing.

      Nothing comes from nothing.

      This Book is available at all good book stores, I make more money from that.

    5. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Always look on the bright side of Kickstarter :)

    6. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      What were you thinking about?

    7. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Always look on the bright side of life... suspenders.

    8. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Hence TWAIN.

    9. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      There have been several precursors to braces or suspenders throughout the past 300 years, but the modern type were first invented in 1820 by Albert Thurston and were once almost universally worn due to the high cut of mid-nineteenth and early twentieth century trousers, a cut that made a belt impractical.[1] During the nineteenth century, they were sometimes called gallouses.[2][3] Samuel Clemens, known for his work as the author Mark Twain, patented "Adjustable and Detachable Straps for Garments," becoming one of the first to receive a United States patent for suspenders in 1871.

    10. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      So always look on the bright side...

    11. Frank Spencer on

      So KS have withheld your funds. Your skint again and we will have to wait another year for the bears, Oh and it's everyone else's fault but yours !

      Am i close ??

    12. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Nothing comes from nothing.. Cheer Up.

      Who pays for this rubbish.

    13. Eric Gustafson on

      I am ever so lucky as to have a birthday that falls on Guy Fawkes day .. virtually no one in the united states knows what today is.. but that just makes it interesting when I tell people my birthday is Guy Fawkes day.

    14. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      He may has succeeded if he wore suspenders.

    15. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Always look on right side of life

    16. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Not exactly as bright as he hoped.

    17. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Fawkes will be singing "always look on the bright side of life" :)

    18. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Remember, remember the fifth of November ... today is known as Guy Fawkes Night, Bonfire Night and Fireworks Night.

      It is an annual celebration observed on November 5 for more than 400 years following the Gunpowder Plot of 1605, when 13 conspirators planned to blow up Parliament and kill King James I.

      Fawkes was arrested while guarding explosives the plotters had placed beneath the House of Lords.

      People in London lit bonfires to celebrate the failure of the plot, and an act of Parliament was passed to appoint the date as a day of thanksgiving for the "joyful deliverance of James I". This act remained in force for 254 years, until 1859.

      To mark the occasion, here are ten facts about Guy Fawkes, gunpowder and fireworks:

      1. Political protesters sometimes wear Guy Fawkes masks to protect their identity. You might recognize these masks if you’ve seen the film V for Vendetta, which is very loosely based on the story of Guy Fawkes.

      2. The only place in the UK that does not celebrate Guy Fawkes Night is St Peter’s School in York. Guy Fawkes went there as a boy and they refuse to burn his image in respect for their former pupil.

      3. Guy Fawkes wasn’t the main conspirator in the Gunpowder Plot, but he had one of the most important roles. He guarded the gunpowder underneath the Houses of Parliament, and had he not been caught, he would have been charged with lighting it.

      4. Physicists from the Institute of Physics have calculated that the 2,500kg of gunpowder Fawkes hid would have wreaked damage almost 500 metres from the centre of the explosion.

      5. Fireworks were invented when a Chinese cook accidentally discovered how to make explosive black powder - the early origin of gunpowder - during the 10th century. The cook accidentally mixed three common kitchen ingredients - potassium nitrate or saltpetre (a salt substitute used in the curing of meat), sulphur and charcoal and set light to the concoction. The result was colourful flames. The cook also noticed that if the mixture was burned when enclosed in the hollow of a bamboo shoot, there was a tremendous explosion.

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      6. Fireworks arrived in Europe in the 14th century and were first produced by the Italians. The first recorded display was in Florence. The first recorded fireworks in England were at the wedding of King Henry VII in 1486.

      7. Dummies have been burned on bonfires since as long ago as the 13th century, initially to drive away evil spirits. Following the gunpowder plot of 1605, the focus of the sacrifices switched to Guy Fawkes' treason.

      8. It is said that the word ‘guy’ actually comes from the name Guy Fawkes. It originally meant “an ugly, repulsive person” but, throughout the years, simply became a synonym for “man”.

      9. One suggested origin for the word ‘bonfire’ is that derives from 'bone-fire', and comes from a time when the bodies of witches, heretics and other misfits were burned instead of being buried in holy ground.

      10. The Houses of Parliament are still searched by the Yeomen of the Guard before the state opening which has been held in November since 1928. The idea is to ensure no modern-day Guy Fawkes is concealed in the cellars.

      Planning on attending a firework display? Check out our lists of Watford and St Albans events.

    19. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      This will be soon available as a book. How Not To Do A Kickstarter.

    20. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Always look on the bright side of life...

      Even when you did a crap Kickstarter! dont worry look on the bright side of life.

      You may have a bad business partner... just because.

      Kickstarter is a laugh.

      Always look on the bright side of life.

    21. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      In a dungeon

    22. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Kickstarter holds pay me

    23. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Always look on the bright side of life.
      Always look on the bright side of life.

    24. Frank Spencer on

      I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

    25. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      I have to laugh.. I actually lose money on Kickstarter

    26. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Common... "always look on the bright side of life... common"

    27. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Sorry its British sense of humor. Thats how we built an empire :) that's including you. The sun never sets. Anyway, we are a great people, we laugh at ourselves! why because we speak English :) the greatest language on Earth.

    28. Frank Spencer on

      Back to the bears Ashley. Thats what this KS is about. Not Ego inflation. Not History lessons, Not look at me, look at me, look at me !!!

    29. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Please watch the above video.

    30. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Next shipment...

      Always look on the bright side of life..

      I never make any money on this

    31. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      If your a man and not tried suspenders you have not lived. Always look on the bright side of life.

    32. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      If you have not tried suspenders dont knock it. Always look on the bright side of life.

    33. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Bloody Genius! LOVE

      Some things in life are bad
      They can really make you mad
      Other things just make you swear and curse
      When you're chewing on life's gristle
      Don't grumble, give a whistle
      And this'll help things turn out for the best...
      And...

      ...always look on the bright side
      of life...
      (Whistle)

      Always look on the light side
      of life...
      (Whistle)

      If life seems jolly rotten
      There's something you've forgotten
      And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
      When you're feeling in the dumps
      Don't be silly chumps
      Just purse your lips and whistle
      - that's the thing.
      And...always look on the bright
      side of life...
      (Whistle)

      Come on.

      Always look on the right side
      of life...
      (Whistle)

      For life is quite absurd
      And death's the final word
      You must always face the curtain
      with a bow
      Forget about your sin - give the
      audience a grin
      Enjoy it - it's your last chance
      anyhow.

      So always look on the bright side
      of death...
      (Whistle)

      a-Just before you draw your terminal breath...
      (Whistle)

      Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it
      Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
      You'll see its all a show, keep 'em laughin as you go
      Just remember that the last laugh is on you

      And...
      Always look on the bright side
      of life...
      (Whistle)

      Always look on the right side
      of life...

      C'mon Brian, cheer up

      Always look on the bright side
      of life...

      Always look on the bright side
      of life...

      Worse things happen at sea you know.

      I mean - what have you got to lose?
      You know, you come from nothing
      - you're going back to nothing.
      What have you lost? Nothing.

      Always look on the right side
      (I mean) of life...

      what have you got to lose?
      You know, you come from nothing
      - you're going back to nothing.
      What have you lost?

      Always (Nothing.) look on the right side of life...

      Nothing will come from nothing ya know what they say?
      Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin!
      There ya go, see!

      Always look on the right side of life...
      (Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin! At same time)

      There ya go, see!

      Read more: Monty Python - Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life Lyrics | MetroLyrics

    34. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      OK. Why the strange title. Today is Guy Fawkes day. In the UK we say remember remember the 5th of November.

      Remember, remember!
      The fifth of November,
      The Gunpowder treason and plot;
      I know of no reason
      Why the Gunpowder treason
      Should ever be forgot!
      Guy Fawkes and his companions
      Did the scheme contrive,
      To blow the King and Parliament
      All up alive.
      Threescore barrels, laid below,
      To prove old England's overthrow.
      But, by God's providence, him they catch,
      With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
      A stick and a stake
      For King James's sake!
      If you won't give me one,
      I'll take two,
      The better for me,
      And the worse for you.
      A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
      A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
      A pint of beer to wash it down,
      And a jolly good fire to burn him.
      Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
      Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
      Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

      Perhaps most widely known in America from its use in the movie V for Vendetta, versions of the above poem have been wide spread in England for centuries. They celebrate the foiling of (Catholic) Guy Fawkes's attempt to blow up (Protestant controlled) England's House of Parliament on November 5th, 1605. Known variously as Guy Fawkes Day, Gunpowder Treason Day, and Fireworks Night, the November 5th celebrations in some time periods included the burning of the Pope or Guy Fawkes in effigy.

      Why suspenders? because that was the night I attended a party. Men dress as women and vice versa. I cannot say on this once and only time. What great feeling I had of release. I envy women, the better of the human race.

    35. Frank Spencer on

      Ashley, Any chance you can let everyone know what the current status is of the next batch of bears ? or when you are expecting them to ship ??

    36. Simon Burfield on

      Sorry to ask a silly question but is my bear onway? I have had a second son since I backed this :)

    37. Eric Gustafson on

      Ashley please check your email I sent you a link to the video you requested..

      Thanks for checking into it.

    38. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Good to know the Trolls are around, you come from nothing and ummm you are nothing. BUT always look on the bright side of life, as my lawyers contact you.

    39. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Always look on the bright side of life

    40. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Richard Branson is also shown 1:26 min in.

    41. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      Did you see Richard Branson? 1:25 in.

    42. Supertoy Robotics Creator on

      A Faire To Remember
      Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (from Monty Python)

      Listen: LoFi | Download | Send-Card | Chords
      From: A Faire To Remember

      words and music by Eric Idle

      Some things in life are bad
      They can really make you mad
      Other things just make you swear and curse.
      When you're chewing on life's gristle
      Don't grumble, give a whistle
      And this'll help things turn out for the best...

      And...always look on the bright side of life...
      Always look on the light side of life...

      If life seems jolly rotten
      There's something you've forgotten
      And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
      When you're feeling in the dumps
      Don't be silly chumps
      Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

      And...always look on the bright side of life...
      Always look on the light side of life...

      For life is quite absurd
      And death's the final word
      You must always face the curtain with a bow.
      Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
      Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

      So always look on the bright side of death
      Just before you draw your terminal breath

      Life's a piece of shit
      When you look at it
      Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
      You'll see it's all a show
      Keep 'em laughing as you go
      Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

      And always look on the bright side of life...
      Always look on the right side of life...
      (Come on guys, cheer up!)
      Always look on the bright side of life...
      Always look on the bright side of life...
      (Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
      Always look on the bright side of life...
      (I mean - what have you got to lose?)
      (You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
      What have you lost? Nothing!)
      Always look on the right side of life...

      KEY Am

      verse:
      Am G
      Am G
      Am G E7
      A7 D7

      chorus:
      G E7 Am D7
      G E7 A7 D7

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      Michelle Stapleton on

      I hope mine arrives soon hasn't even turned up to track further, these things can take time I know that

    44. Eric Gustafson on

      I have been somewhat busy but I will try to get that video to you today so you can evaluate the situation and determine if a replacement is required.

    45. Eric Gustafson on

      Well Ashley I am not sure why you mentioned including a knife??? I have tried to for the most part be neutral with comments.. I just need to contact you regarding replacing teddy.. I think I honestly do have a broken unit.

    46. David Urena on

      Do you have a update on mines? I sent a email but no reply.

    47. Richard Kilpatrick on

      Your = possessive.
      You're = you are.

      Please, if you must do stream of consciousness drivel (including referring to correct grammar in the first line), at least make it literate drivel.