HAPPY GUY FAWKES (alliterative title should I try suspenders)
OK before I get serious listen to this, I trust you, and believe in you and yes its correct to add an AND after a comma.
I have to thank Kickstarter without them I would have NOT lived the hell I am living (even though Kickstarter threatened to BAN me, I still LOVE YOU). Without Kickstarter I would not have met a crooked business partner and a toy distributor from hell. Its helped me! to learn and do things by myself (with my own money). The RIGHT way. Oh and if Steven is reading this a personal message "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION". I believe in the Common Man NOT the Commonwealth.
OK. Moving on, why the update?
Do you know? Ryuichi sakamoto? you should :)
Genious?! yeh absolutely.
2. Answer questions...
No I am not going to spy on people. Never ever. Actually its against the law.
Everything Teddy will do is with your approval and only on the device, we store NOTHING.
No conversations, No personal data, NOTHING, Zilch, Nichts, Rien :)
Greg your right. We will use ingenious programming with Teddy to say "whats gregs number" he will answer "number one". How is that?
Teddy does not bite. EVER.
Its the 3 laws of robotics (4 if your clever).
ANYONE WITH A FAULTY TEDDY I WILL SEND ANOTHER ONE
Just video me, from your phone, it can do a short video.
Send me. firstname.lastname@example.org
I NEED to show the factory.
And I will send you a replacement Teddy.
Thank you for your so kind comments.
Next time I will include a knife.
But then again that will not pass through customs.
Teddy works on ANYTHING Android including tablets.
Actually I recommend if your lucky to live in the UK (TESCO yes they need some good press).
Seriously I OWN one, its MAGIC.
OK, I LOVE GOOLE. sorry. Google.
I am not ashamed to make a marriage proposal but
This is Kurz 20 years ago, a younger photo.
Maybe the greatest futurist in our time after me :)
I love him, this update is full of love.
His claim to fame, Optical Character Recognition (OCR).
Seriously, anyone could have figured that out. Its easy. Its just bytes? Right? OCR?
He is worth every brain cell Google is paying him, which I think as a tech Google Technology Director runs into thousands!
(if that does not make him laugh nothing will, seriously I love him, he knows I am just joking)
Ray is my pin up. OK that's going way too far. But damn it works on my dartboard :)
Some people LOVE Teddy
Thank you Shawn a second Teddy is on its way :)
And access to the private club "Magic Circle".
I believe each and everyone of you are special (even the tolls sorry TROLLS).
THE most important thing is