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    Digital Certificate of Intangibility

    You want to support us, but you’re kind of living that minimalist lifestyle and you can’t be encumbered by things. You will receive a Digital Certificate of Intangibility.

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    Certificate of Ineligibility

    You will receive our eternal gratitude, platinum shareholder status, and a Certificate of Ineligibility will be mailed to you in recognition of your ineligibility for a Certificate of Authenticity.

    Add $10 for a personalized thank you messagerecorded by Kakos Industries Podcast creator/voice of Corin Deeth III Conrad Miszuk.

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    Personal Thank You! + Certificate

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    Evilie Bag

    You will receive Kakos Industries' answer to the goodie bag: an Evilie Bag! The Evilie Bag contains Kakos Industries swag including an assortment of four pins with different Kakos Industires Podcast designs.

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    One Shirt

    You get to choose one shirt from our many, fabulously evil designs. Included with your shirt will be either a Certificate of Authenticity or a Certificate of Inauthenticity.

    Certificates will be signed by Corin Deeth III, CEO of Kakos Industries, and witnessed by Kakos Industries' scapegoat/alleged creator Conrad Miszuk.

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    Shareholder Certificate Duo

    You will receive both a personalized Shareholder Certificate that's suitable for framing, and a Certificate of Ineligibility, in recognition of your ineligibility for a Certificate of Authenticity.

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    Shirt + Evilie Bag

    You get to choose one shirt from our many, fabulously evil designs. You will also receive Kakos Industries' answer to the goodie bag: an Evilie Bag!

    Included with your shirt will be either a Certificate of Authenticity or a Certificate of Inauthenticity.

    Certificates will be signed by Corin Deeth III, CEO of Kakos Industries, and witnessed by Kakos Industries' scapegoat/alleged creator Conrad Miszuk.

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    Poster + Shareholder Certificates

    You will receive our personalized Certificate Duo and a Kakos Industries poster autographed by Conrad Miszuk!

    Certificates will be signed by Corin Deeth III, CEO of Kakos Industries, and witnessed by Kakos Industries' scapegoat/alleged creator Conrad Miszuk.

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    Two Shirts

    You get to choose two shirts from our many, fabulously evil designs. Included with your shirts will be either a Certificate of Authenticity or a Certificate of Inauthenticity.

    Certificate will be signed by Corin Deeth III, CEO of Kakos Industries, and witnessed by Kakos Industries' scapegoat/alleged creator Conrad Miszuk.

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    Kakos Industries Hoodie

    You will receive one perfectly evil hoodie with the Kakos Industries logo. Included with your hoodie will be either a Certificate of Authenticity or a Certificate of Inauthenticity.

    Certificate will be signed by Corin Deeth III, CEO of Kakos Industries, and witnessed by Kakos Industries' scapegoat/alleged creator Conrad Miszuk.

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    Three Shirts

    You get to choose three shirts from our many, fabulously evil designs. Included with your shirts will be either a Certificate of Authenticity or a Certificate of Inauthenticity.

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    Shareholders' Brawl Special

    Secure your spot in the Shareholders' Brawl and receive an, "I Survived the Shareholders' Brawl" t-shirt (or choose any one shirt from our many, fabulously evil designs). Included with your shirt will be either a Certificate of Authenticity or a Certificate of Inauthenticity.

    Certificates will be signed by Corin Deeth III, CEO of Kakos Industries, and witnessed by Kakos Industries' scapegoat/alleged creator Conrad Miszuk.

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    Kakos Industries Hoodie + One Shirt

    In addition to a Kakos Industries Logo hoodie, you will be able to choose one shirt from our many, fabulously evil designs. Included with your apparel will be either a Certificate of Authenticity or a Certificate of Inauthenticity.

    Certificate will be signed by Corin Deeth III, CEO of Kakos Industries, and witnessed by Kakos Industries' scapegoat/alleged creator Conrad Miszuk.

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    Drinks with Conrad Miszuk

    Meet Conrad Miszuk, the show's creator and voice of Corin Deeth III, in Phoenix at a coffee shop or bar and he'll buy you a beverage (with your money)! Travel to Phoenix, Arizona not included.

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    3 Shirts + Poster + Certificate

    You will receive your choice of any three shirts from our many, fabulously evil designs. Included with your shirts will be either a Certificate of Authenticity or a Certificate of Inauthenticity. Also included is a Kakos Industries poster and a personalized Shareholder Certificate.

    Certificates will be signed by Corin Deeth III, CEO of Kakos Industries, and witnessed by Kakos Industries' scapegoat/alleged creator Conrad Miszuk.

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    V.I.S. Brawl Special

    As a V.I.S. (Very Important Shareholder) you will participate in a special bout at the Shareholders' Brawl, receiving a longer, more detailed mention. In addition you will receive an, "I Survived the Shareholders' Brawl" t-shirt (or choose any one shirt from our many, fabulously evil designs). Included with your shirt will be either a Certificate of Authenticity or a Certificate of Inauthenticity.

    Certificates will be signed by Corin Deeth III, CEO of Kakos Industries, and witnessed by Kakos Industries' scapegoat/alleged creator Conrad Miszuk.

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    Private Skype with Conrad + $100 Rewards

    Enjoy a private chat with Conrad Miszuk, creator of the Kakos Industries Podcast and the voice of Corin Deeth III. Plus you'll receive all of the $100 Rewards!

    Certificates will be signed by Corin Deeth III, CEO of Kakos Industries, and witnessed by Kakos Industries' scapegoat/alleged creator Conrad Miszuk.

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    All the Shirts!

    Our best deal on shirts! One of each of our fabulously evil shirt designs (or your choice of any eight shirts). Included with your shirts will be either a Certificate of Authenticity or a Certificate of Inauthenticity.

    Certificate will be signed by Corin Deeth III, CEO of Kakos Industries, and witnessed by Kakos Industries' scapegoat/alleged creator Conrad Miszuk.

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    All the Shirts + Hoodie

    You will receive one of each of our fabulously evil shirt designs (or your choice of any eight shirts), and a Kakos Industries logo hoodie. Included with your shirts will be either a Certificate of Authenticity or a Certificate of Inauthenticity.

    Certificate will be signed by Corin Deeth III, CEO of Kakos Industries, and witnessed by Kakos Industries' scapegoat/alleged creator Conrad Miszuk.

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    Podcasting Class + $100 Rewards

    Take part in an introductory podcasting class with Conrad Miszuk, creator of the Kakos Industries Podcast. Class will be held on Google Hangouts. Additionally, you'll receive all of the $100 rewards!

    Certificates will be signed by Corin Deeth III, CEO of Kakos Industries, and witnessed by Kakos Industries' scapegoat/alleged creator Conrad Miszuk. Plus you'll receive the $100 Rewards!

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    Vocal Sample Wizardry + $100 Rewards

    Provide a vocal sample and Conrad Miszuk, creator of Kakos Industries, will make it into an instrument that plays music during an upcoming episode of the Kakos Industries Podcast. The process of this vocal wizardry will be broadcast on YouTube. Warning: you may not recognize your voice.

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    All the Online Experiences

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    Shareholder of the Year

    Congratulations! You are the shareholder of the year, and you will receive a recording of Corin Deeth III’s speech at your award ceremony. You will also receive a special "Shareholder of the Year" Certificate. Plus you'll get all of $100 rewards!

    It is up to you if the recording makes it into the podcast or stays part of your private collection.

    The delivery date of your award speech and inclusion in a podcast will be in the next six months, with exact broadcast date (if desired) to be determined with the podcast creator.

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    Sponsor Mad Science Wing

    Our special thanks to you for sponsoring the Mad Science wing of Kakos Industries Headquarters. You will receive a recording of Corin Deeth III’s speech at the dedication ceremony of the new wing, acknowledging your sponsorship and describing the new facilitiy and the evil that will be conducted in it. You'll also receive a special certificate honoring your commitment to Mad Science. Plus you'll get all the $100 rewards!

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    The delivery date of your award speech and inclusion in a podcast will be in the next six months, with exact broadcast date to be determined with the podcast creator.

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    • Special Certificate Commemorating Contribution to Mad Science
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    Sponsor the Evil Conservatory of Flowers

    Our special thanks to you for sponsoring the addition of the Evil Conservatory of Flower at Kakos Industries Headquarters. You will receive a recording of Corin Deeth III’s speech at the dedication ceremony of the new Conservatory, acknowledging your sponsorship and describing the new facility and the evil that will be conducted in it. You'll also receive a special certificate honoring your commitment to evil flowers. Plus you'll get all the $100 rewards!

    It is up to you if the recording makes it into the podcast or stays part of your private collection.

    The delivery date of your award speech and inclusion in a podcast will be in the next six months, with exact broadcast date to be determined with the podcast creator.

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    • Certificate of Authenticity or Inauthenticity
    • Personalized Shareholder Certificate
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    Kakos Industries Perennial Shareholder

    You've been a Kakos Industries shareholder for so long even Corin Deeth I, the last CEO of Kakos Industries, had to have acknowledged you. In fact, he did! We recently discovered a recording of a speech from the Twentieth Century made by Corin Deeth I recognizing your exceptional performance as a shareholder at Kakos Industries. We'll send you a copy of the recording and you'll also receive a special certificate honoring your status as a Perennial Shareholder. Plus you'll get all the $100 rewards!

    It is up to you if the recording makes it into the podcast or stays part of your private collection.

    The delivery date of your award speech and inclusion in a podcast will be in the next six months, with exact broadcast date to be determined with the podcast creator.

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    • Special Certificate of Perennial Shareholder Status
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    Incur Junior's Wrath

    Congratulations! You wrote a blog post that Kakos Industries' troll, Junior, absolutely hated, and now he needs you to know why in his audio blog. He will go into specifics about you in his rage-filled posting. In recognition of this "accomplishment" you will receive the Certificate of I was on Junior’s Audio Blog and All I Got Was this Stupid Certificate. Plus you'll get all the $100 rewards!

    It is up to you if the recording makes it into the podcast or stays part of your private collection.

    The delivery date of your award speech and inclusion in a podcast will be in the next six months, with exact broadcast date to be determined with the podcast creator.

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