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$150
pledged of $3,000pledged of $3,000 goal
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backers
Funding Unsuccessful
The project's funding goal was not reached on Sun, June 5 2016 4:10 AM UTC +00:00

About

UNGODLY GOODIES

Ungodly Goodies is a multi-faceted Artisan horror company focused on Wicca, gothic, steampunk, pinup and oddity apparel that's here for the long-term so join us and help grow this unique brand!

We ship anywhere in the world!

All shirts are available in Men's and Women's but all are black.  Tank Tops also available.

 Here's a look at our tees:

TEES AS SEEN ABOVE:

  • Witches
  • Raven (also in: green, white, purple)
  • Nosferatu
  • Fierce Essence Pentagram
  • Hessian From Hell
  • Red Skull
  • Leatherface
  • Creepy Bunny
  • Psychic Palm
  • Nevermore

Here's a closer look at the ones with the most detail:

OTHER TEES OF OURS:

HERE'S A CLOSER LOOK AT THESE BLOODY LITTLE BASTARDS:

In the original Cinderella, both of her sisters mutilate their feet to fit into the glass slipper.  In other words, Disney, known for placing erotica in their films, can't even get self-mutilation accurate.

Alice and White Rabbit concur, we are all mad here! (White Rabbit not included).  Alice in Wonderland was inspired by the daughter of author Lewis Carroll's boss and even lent her name to the story.  Carroll never set out to be a children's author but the persistence of Alice and her friends wanting to hear his fantastic tale of Alice led to the creation of the book, almost named "Alice's Hour in Elfland," as well as the creation of the Cheshire Cat and Mad Hatter.

OUR 'NEVERMORE':

Edgar Allan Poe, one of the most famous writers of the macabre and the father of detective fiction, was so despised in life that only 7 people coldly attended his funeral and even his cousins hurriedly buried him the day after his death.  The Raven thinks that's pretty f*cked up.

FOR HHN FANS:

Inspired by both a tediously long line at a hardware store with a chainsaw hanging in the back of the register area and murderer/ body snatcher Ed Gein, TCM is still ridiculously popular over four decades after its theatrical release.  Wear this tee like someone else's skin and cut your way through the lines at HHN26!

Not only is The Exorcist the second announced house of HHN26 but the film - older than TCM - has stood as the scariest movie of all time.  To compliment that timeless terror we created this wonderfully disturbing tee so that anywhere you go you can give people the evil eye and tell them Pazuzu made you do it!

FOR HISTORY BUFFS:

"Bloody Borden"

 Lizzie Borden was a media sensation who was tried and acquitted for the brutal 1892 slayings of her wealthy father and stepmother.  Her father was found on the couch with his face hacked in and her mother in the bedroom face down on the floor.  To this day no one is sure who killed them and the nursery rhyme "Lizzie Borden took an axe and gave her mother 40 whacks" is anything but true.  It took 19 to kill her.

Jack the Ripper needs no introduction.  Known throughout the world as a ruthless slayer of 5 prostitutes in 1888 London yet ironically not known at all, this 128-year-old pseudonym has dominated the horror scene ever since about as prolifically as the likes of Edgar Allan Poe.

Another icon that needs no introduction, Marilyn Monroe was not only the first Sweetheart (later Playmate) for Playboy but an actress who was notorious for having such difficulty learning lines that it often took up to 60 takes for ONE line.  Hey, acting human ain't easy.

**All t-shirt graphics are created by and for Ungodly Goodies. All rights reserved**

OUR GOAL

$3,000 is our minimum goal.  Keep in mind that Ungodly Goodies isn't just a t-shirt company so $3,000 helps us get started so we can offer more apparel and accessory options!

LIST OF ALL SHIRTS:

  • Witches
  • Raven (also in: green, white, purple)
  • Nosferatu
  • Fierce Essence Pentagram
  • Hessian From Hell
  • Blood Skull  
  • Leatherface
  • Creepy Bunny
  • Psychic Palm
  • Nevermore
  • Kingdom Horror Logo
  • Starry Night
  • Ungodly Goodies logo
  • Psycho
  • Zombies!
  • Alice
  • Bloody Borden
  • Jack the Ripper
  • Vampire Marilyn Monroe

**final graphics may vary slightly**

***be specific when ordering shirts.  if you request "that bloody shirt" or "that witch one" we will send you a Mystery Tee**

UNGODLY GOODIES OUIJA BOARD BUMPER STICKER

This mystifying object has baffled generations with its seemingly magical magicalness.  It draws off the element of fire and lightning and can cause both if not careful.  It seeks a powerful companion, guardian and liberator so keep it out of uncool hands.  It is excellent for casting protection, defense, prosperity, sacrifice and powerhouse spells, is strongly rooted in earth, easily channels natural energies and is thus so dangerous it is recommended for all ages.  The Ungodly Goodies Ouija Board Bumper Sticker is spiritually charged here where all the magic happens after morning coffee.

Or you can just put it on your car.  That works, too.

Other shirts we plan on having:

  • The Walking Dead  
  • Harry Potter 
  • The Nightmare Before Christmas 
  • Steampunk stuff and things 

DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND

For $40, choose a LIMITED EDITION CUSTOM TEE available for Christmas 2016.  Following our Kickstarter success, we will reach out to get more info on what kind of shirt you'd like us to design!

LIKE WHAT YOU SEE? THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!

 Visit Ungodlygoodies.com to PRE-ORDER Housewares, Purses, Cosmetics, Necklaces, Books & Art and so much more. Site will be up and running following our Kickstarter success! 

 Ungodly Goodies is a Kingdom Horror company.

SHIPPING  

We use the USPS for all orders and ship domestically and internationally!

WHAT IS KINGDOM HORROR?

Kingdom Horror launched on FB April 1, 2013 and has since grown from a news outlet for breaking stories and randomness in the macabre to producing films, publishing books and now housing Ungodly Goodies.

Follow Kingdom Horror's shenanigans here

Risks and challenges

When this campaign becomes hugely successful, processing the orders will take some time so your patience is greatly appreciated. Depending on the amount of funds obtained, help will be brought on board to ensure quality processing and prompt shipment. Either way that will happen but the more the merrier!

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