all the above + a special edition Laughter Against the Machine poster (pictured here: http://www.avrodesign.com/dima/illustration.html), from acclaimed designer Dimitri Drjuchin, autographed by the artist and by Kamau, Nato and Janine and special tour guests!
all the above + Janine will write and record a personalized cat-themed ditty for your beloved feline pet, or a personalized “hate poem” for the ridiculous/entitled group of your choice and post it on YouTube + Nato will send you a photo of his "package."
all of the above + Kamau will read and post a 500 word review of a book written by the reality star of your choice (Snooki, The Situation, one of the Khardashians, Tila Tequila, etc.) + an autographed copy of an album or other memorabilia from LATM friend Vernon Reid (2 time Grammy Award winner and founder of the seminal rock band Living Colour)
all of the above + one or more members of LATM will cook dinner for you and up to 7 more people on a mutually agreeable date and location. Some of us are really really good cooks. It’ll be like a nineteenth-century salon.
all of the above + two tickets and meet & greet passes to a Margaret Cho (friend of LATM!) show of your choice (excluding festival appearances) + artist and LATM friend Dimitri Drjuchin will design a one of a kind illustration of you based on a submitted photograph. Come on people - this is priceless! Check out his work here: http://www.avrodesign.com/dima/
all of the above + we will get ourselves on a plane and come to your house or workplace or school (as long as it is in the 50 United States) and do a private show for you and your friends/family/colleagues/animal companions. PLEASE BE FROM HAWAII OR SOME PLACE TROPICAL IF POSSIBLE.