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Make and eat a beef bacon sandwich

We have discovered the existence of beef bacon. It is too expensive to buy ourselves so help us out in the name of art and that.

Make and eat a beef bacon sandwich

We have discovered the existence of beef bacon. It is too expensive to buy ourselves so help us out in the name of art and that.

£12
pledged of £23pledged of £23 goal
4
backers
Funding Unsuccessful
The project's funding goal was not reached on Thu, April 23 2015 3:53 PM UTC +00:00

About

Greetings, humans.

The brilliant minds behind Two Star Podcast (Adam, Graham & Dan) have discovered that, against all the odds, beef bacon is something that exists and can be consumed by humans. You can hear the full story of this discovery in episode 10.

We found a list of stockists, some of which are in Leeds where one of the podcast team (Graham) lives. One day he went to these stockists to purchase some beef bacon, only to discover that the website was bloody lying. They don't stock beef bacon - why would they?

We found that you can buy beef bacon from an internet website, so we set about doing so. A pack of beef bacon is fairly reasonably priced at £3.99, but to our horror we discovered they have a minimum order quantity of 3 packs, plus flat fee shipping of £6. This makes the minimum order value £17.97 which we think you'll agree is absolutely ridiculous.

We have set up this "Kickstarter" campaign so you, the humble public, can help us afford to buy this potentially delicious meaty treat. If successful we will all get together at Graham's house and cook the beef bacon on his "George Foreman grill". We will then put the aforementioned beef bacon between two slices of bread (NOT Warburtons) and eat them.

This endeavour will be rigorously documented via the medium of a special episode of the podcast. All backers will receive a special "shout out" in this episode and will forever be considered Friends Of The Show.

Thanks for reading and... listening?

Please listen.

Risks and challenges

Risks include under cooking the beef bacon and giving ourselves the shits, opting for the wrong colour sauce and the whole thing not really working and ending up with a crap podcast.

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