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Design characters, powers & environments w/ a real T-Rex in this claw-drawn, action-adventure platformer—Scary fun w/ twisted humor
Design characters, powers & environments w/ a real T-Rex in this claw-drawn, action-adventure platformer—Scary fun w/ twisted humor
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CREATE A QUEST PROMO—INDIE WATCH INTERVIEW—REXPRESSIONS

Posted by Relentless Rex (Creator)
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Hello again delicious humans,

Despite these tiny, inefficient arms, I've been toiling away on the first few jungle levels and they're nearly complete (minus some level design tweaking, a little polish, and the finishing touches on what I'm calling the "Death-Egg Quest").  Chicken-saurus seems pretty eager to have you find his eggs... And in exchange for your services, he's promising a "more-than-meets-the-eye" sentient robot helmet to help you escape an untimely demise.  But all is not as it seems.  Let's just say "Chickie-Pooh-Pooh" and I are on a first name basis... MWA-HA-HAAAAAA !!!


Even though backers get to pitch NPC, weapon, environment, & playable character ideas, and THEN vote on which ones they want added to future levels, it has come to my attention that many of you insatiable meat-sacks are ALSO excited about the custom "CHOOSE YOUR OWN QUEST" REWARD... With this, you can RADICALLY CHANGE THE DIRECTION OF THE GAME by creating storylines such as finding a time machine, bringing back your future self into the present, and sacrificing HIM to the almighty Rex just so you can eek out of few more insignificant years on this planet.  OR for those in need of exorcising some demons, you can develop a narrative in which the ghost of Chucky Krueger hires you as a private detective to blackmail his murderous, cheating ex-wife in exchange for the power of Squirrel-Mind-Control.  YOUR STORY can be as bat-$#%& crazy as you want—YOU conceive it, and I'll turn it into reality!...  Now because I'm hearing that human funds can be tight, I've decided to discount that reward tier to $295 (instead of $525) for a VERY LIMITED TIME.  KICKSTARTER BACKERS are being notified FIRST in case you want to upgrade (before this offer goes out on social media).  Go in with a friend or claim this all for yourself—but either way, get this reward while the getting's good !!  ONLY TWO of these are AVAILABLE and this promotion only lasts until 3:30pm Friday (May 25th) !!


I just finished up an in-depth interview with Fernando over at Indie Watch.  He introduces my piece by complaining that "I wouldn't break character"—almost as if he doesn't believe I'm a REAL T-Rex.  (The NERVE.)  In other news, Fernando says he is both a human AND an interviewer, but I'm not sure I can believe either of those outlandish claims ;-)  Take a peek at the article to learn about my game-BUYING addiction, what PSYCHO has to do with RELENTLESS REX: THE GAME, the struggles of ADDD (ADD for Dinosaurs), and what this T-Rex is currently reading.

https://indiewatch.net/2018/05/23/a-t-rex-is-making-a-video-game/


Before I sign off, I just wanted to give you some dino-motivation for the end of your work week. Always remember—There's no problem too fierce to tackle (except for me) and no challenge too large to overcome (except for me). YOU CAN DO ANYTHING HUMAN (except escape ME). 


Until next time fleshbags!!!

—Relentless Rex

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