Funded! This project was successfully funded on June 3, 2011.

Update #2 - For backers only

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Update #1 - For backers only

Home Stretch and an Exclusive Backer Reward.

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    You will receive the digital download of the full length indie-hop Album, All Things End.  All 12 Tracks! That's less than the iTunes price.

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    You will receive the printed album! Signed with a thank you letter.  Shipped to you or hand delivered to you in the Los Angeles area.

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    4 backers

    The printed album + I will break up with someone for you. On the phone or in person in the Los Angeles area, assuring them that All Things End.

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    6 backers

    The ALL THINGS END Album Pack: You will receive the printed album, a signed thank you letter, and the official album cover stencil graffiti poster that reads ALL THINGS END.  A friendly reminder and the heart of the project. Shipped to you or hand delivered in Los Angeles.

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    The printed album + I will provide two hour long phone calls or video chats of unlicensed therapy.  Popular topics include, but are not limited to: minimalism, atheism, the similarities between varied outcomes, synthetic happiness, flow, and the perils of debt.

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    3 backers Limited (2 left of 5)

    The printed album + I will pick you up at any hour from any location in Los Angeles and drive you home while rocking out to the latest songs I'm working on. Seriously, your own designated driver for the evening. If you ask nicely, I will wear a chauffeur cap.

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    The printed album + I will personally deliver flowers and a mylar balloon to your workplace or the workplace of anyone you select. I might show up wearing my interpretation of a delivery man’s outfit. Los Angeles / New York area only.

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    The printed album + I will pose with or photoshop us together for a convincing Christmas card.  Put an end to those Christmas questions about why you're still single.  Male or Female, Los Angeles / New York for in person pictures, Photoshops available elsewhere.

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    The printed album + I will lead you and your friends on a day or terrifying night hike to any one of the abandoned Los Angeles locations from my music videos.  Including: The abandoned commune built by confirmed Nazi Sympathizers during WWII for the impending US invasion, 1000 foot tunnels in the National Forrest from a washed out highway that was never completed, and an abandoned Oil Refinery larger than a city block and covered in graffiti.

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    The printed album + I will attend a meeting of your Cult, Church, Union, or Local Organization of your choice (Scientology excluded) and have an hour long conversation with you about the experience.  Kool-aid / Punch drinking at my discretion.  Los Angeles / New York area, will travel elsewhere if expenses are covered.

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    1 backer

    The printed album + I will accompany you to a boring work related function or holiday party and shake your boss / enemy's hand and address him as Monsieur.  In conversation, I will successfully use the following phrases of your choice with a straight face: Fuck that noise, There are six types of aliens, That's how I lost my hand, One in three people have oral herpes.  Los Angeles area, will travel elsewhere if expenses are covered.

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    The printed album + I will follow you for up to 4 hours, either dressed in all black, explaining to everyone we encounter that I am your shadow or as a CIA agent whispering into my sleeve. Los Angeles area only. New York if you are flexible with the date.

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    The printed album + I will sing you or you and your loved one(s) to sleep in my whispery can't-really-sing acoustic voice. For as long as it takes or until I lose my voice, starting as early as 9pm. Los Angeles / New York area, will travel elsewhere if expenses are covered.

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    1 backer Limited (4 left of 5)

    The ULTIMATE Album Pack!! Along with the album and signed thank you card, you will receive a hand cut, graffiti stencil that reads ALL THINGS END and a signed can of spray paint. Spread perspective everywhere you go. Limited to 5.

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    The printed album + I will wingman you and your friends for one night in the Los Angeles / New York area, will travel elsewhere if expenses are covered.  Male or Female.  Fun will be had.

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    1 backer

    The printed album + I will accompany you to an awkward wedding and shake you ex's hand.  I will grip the hand to the strength of your choice.  Los Angeles area, will travel if expenses are covered.

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    The printed album + Have we dated?  Have I wronged you? You can take one punch to my face ( no rings, no running starts).  And I will apologize for whatever I did.  Los Angeles / New York area, will travel elsewhere if expenses are covered.

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    1 backer

    The printed album + You will receive something in the mail, every week, for one year. Items to be chosen at my discretion.

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    The printed album + I will make you an official "End of Times" / apocalypse stash of gasoline (20 Gallons), walking distance from the 10 HWY in Arizona, buried 4 feet under ground.  I will send you, and only you, the exact GPS coordinates.  Pictures as proof, you're welcome to accompany.

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    The printed album + You will receive a glass jar with no less than 200ccs of my blood.  Kindly, don't frame me for murder.  Cloning is appropriate.

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    The printed album + I will take you home to meet my parents and convince them that we are madly in love. Includes home made meals, awkward moments and a good break up story that we'll phone in later. Los Angeles area only. Available elsewhere if you're willing to travel.

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    The printed album + I will fly to your city and perform a set in your bedroom, at your house party, or a local venue with my complete light and stage set up.  Go in with your friends!  A live acoustic show from my side project is also available for this purchase. Available anywhere in the US/Canada

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    The printed album + I will drive with you to a deserted area and we will spend an afternoon practicing throwing molotov cocktails while setting a car on fire.  Los Angeles and Arizona area only.  Let's get riot ready!

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