Oh man, this is the sweet-spot. You'll get the poster PDF, the digital copy of "It Pains Me" and an exclusive bonus track which will not be available through iTunes, Amazon or CDBaby. Also, I will love you.
Oooh, big spender. For you? I'll give you the album, the bonus track, the personal e-mail, and on top of all that, you'll get a signed copy of the poster. Be sure to include who it's to be made out to.
The $25 tier, plus! I will make a personalized mp3, up to three minutes, on whatever topic you want! Need a funny outgoing for your voicemail? Looking for a cool personalized gift for a friend? Want to hear a 25 year old read the phone book, because you are a weirdo? Anything and everything is fair game, up to 3 minutes in length.
Oh man. This is the champagne of Kickstarter tiers. For this, you'll get all the previous tiers, and I will come to your house/party/place of work/sex dungeon and perform! This can include running a game of D&D, doing some stand-up or just hanging out for an hour. NOTE: This option only available to those within 180 miles of Knoxville, TN. Weekends only, performance times between 10 AM and 10 PM