You will be one of the first people in the world to own a copy of Odious Censor, making you a true visionary, the envy of all your friends, and irresistible to the opposite sex (or same, whatever you're into).
For domestic orders, we'll take half off of the shipping cost. And we'll take $5 off of shipping for international orders. Hey, we might even throw in a piece of swag as our way of saying thank you.
And yes, this is expected to ship in February. Sure, that sounds ambitious, but you can ask backers of our last project... we're speedier than meth.
You'll get Odious Censor AND the world's greatest swag bag. This will include at least *ten* Odious branded goodies. We guarantee you'll love it. Our only worry is that you'll get overwhelmed with awesomeness.
Needless to say, you'll get all the other crap we're offering, plus we'll work with you to throw an Odious game night party. And there ain't no party like an Odious party cause an Odious party is expensive enough that it better be pretty effing awesome.