Dear Scheherazade's Facade Backers -
I come to you, a year and three days after the conclusion of our Kickstarter campaign (how time flies!), to announce that, as far as I can tell, everything has been delivered and/or accounted for, or is on its way.
All ebook copies of the anthology and the bonus books have been sent out. All physical rewards have been mailed out. As I write this, all of the bookmarks I promised to ebook backers have likewise gone out into the mail and should be arriving at their destinations any day now. We've taken care of a few packages that went awry and came back to us for one reason or another.
In short, it looks like this party is just about done, and we can all get on with our lives.
However, I know that even at this point, there are probably a few last details that need fixing. Which is why I'm asking you to contact me if there are any problems. If your physical books never arrived. If you were supposed to get ebook copies of anything and didn't. If you're owed a bookmark and it doesn't show up in a reasonable amount of time. (International backers, allow extra time of course.) Please contact me so we can fix the problem. Likewise, we'll keep an eye out for any letters of packages which find their way back to us, and do our best to rectify the situation.
Assuming all is well and everyone is happy and has gotten what they're owed... it's been a pleasure and an honor, and I thank you one last time for helping us to get this wonderful anthology out into the world. (Remember, if you really like it, nothing says love like a review or rating on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Goodreads, your personal blog...or talk about it to your friends, enemies, neighbors, and random strangers. Even now, it would be nice to see some more sales and publicity...)
This is your humble host, signing off. (Cue flag waving and anthem playing in the background, like in the days when television stations actually went off air for the night instead of switching to Big Bang Theory marathons and infomercials...)