The One Pack:
You will be able to enjoy your very own Oblique elegantly displaying your wine on the dinner table for the holidays or give it as a present to that special someone. Delivery by 12/23/2011.
Exactly like the others, except this one is machined from Grade 2 Titanium alloy. You and your pygmy giraffe can enjoy this exotic metal as it holds your most exclusive wine bottle above the table. The most interesting man in the world just called me and he tried to order them all to keep others from having them. I said no, but I don't know how long I can fend him off...
You will also receive an engineering drawing and certificate of conformance signed by Brett and Greg. Delivery by 12/23/2011.