There really are hidden messages in the films of Keanu Reeves – and they could really change your life – for the better! It may seem that the movie Speed is just about a bomb on a bus but there's deep insights into the recent end of the Maya calendar running just below the film's surface. Similarly Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey is a subtle introduction to the multi-dimensional nature of human beings as expressed by the Kabbalah and Patrick Swayze's surfer-bank-robber gang in Point Break encodes a commentary on the behind-the-scenes manipulation of world economics and politics by secret societies. Most importantly there's a system of deep philosophy and spiritual development woven throughout all of Keanu Reeves' films.
Sounds really far out I know, but it's all there in the specific names of characters, particular repeating numbers and peculiar themes and events in these films and with a little background and a few clues anyone can confirm these surprising revelations for themselves. After stumbling upon a few meaningful synchronicities in these films
and then looking at them more closely I discovered increasingly precise
examples of coordinated meaning and in-depth symbolic teachings that are
capable of profoundly improving anyone's life as well as making the
world in general a much more excellent place.
was inspired to create this in-depth book to share these 'Keanu Code'
discoveries for the benefit of everyone. I've encountered a variety of
difficulties and gone into some debt in this process but the book is
about to be unveiled to the world. I hope you'll help me make this
dream possible by supporting whatever level of Reward item feels right
Thank you very much for any help! Bo G
The Keanu Code is an unprecedented in-depth expedition into the totally profound meaning and magical messages lurking just below the surface of the film and music career of Hollywood superstar Keanu Reeves! Journeying through his blockbuster films The Keanu Code uncovers deep and Triumphant teachings about esoteric topics - ranging from Kabbalah, Conspiracies and the Maya Calendar to the seven Chakras, secret-societies, the Dog-Star Sirius and more! Whoa!
Greetings and welcome dudes and dudettes to my humble Kickstarter project that is destined to be most Triumphant! Thanks for checking it out! As you can totally tell The Keanu Code is a book that delves deeply into the symbolic subtext of the film and music career of popular Hollywood actor Keanu Reeves. The hidden themes and ideas that the book uncovers deal with esoteric, metaphysical or “occult” subjects and mainly show up in Mr. Reeves most outstanding films such as Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Point Break, Speed, River's Edge and of course The Matrix.
Basically specific meaningful symbols and other subtextual details repeatedly show up in these excellent films in a way way non-coincidental manner! In other words certain key names, numbers and symbols having to do with particular metaphysical ideas and themes keep on showing up in coherent and very meaningful patterns in Keanu's films. Sometimes these subtle encodings show up just in one movie but in many cases the same theme appears in several of his most popular films – and in at least one of his rock bands too!
Hi I'm Bo an artist, researcher and
writer and what started out for me as a simple quest fuelled by an
open-minded curiosity and a bit of a sense of humor has morphed into
an all consuming metaphysical vision that I now take quite seriously.
For over five years I've been uncovering and decoding the
synchronistic mysteries in Keanu's films and researching the esoteric
topics symbolically represented within them. At first I was just
writing and illustrating in my spare time until more recently driven
by the excitement of the unfolding Reevelations I've taken to living
inexpensively in basements and going into some debt to make this
book, The Keanu Code, a reality. Simultaneously I've been
developing an in-depth
accompanying website about the No-Way Duddhist path that is the more
personally applicable part of the Keanu Code revelations!
Now after thousands of hours of
'decoding', writing and research the book is near completion and the
website is at least passably functional. This Kickstarter campaign
is my hope to be able to complete the last approximately ten-percent
of the book's writing and illustrations and afford to do a print run
of a quantity substantial enough to make the book affordable for most
any interested aspiring Duddhist – and for anyone else who's just
curious about this profound hidden side of Keanu's career too!
The physical printed book will be
over 350 pages in length with dimensions of 11” X 8.5” and
hundreds of in-depth illustrations and diagrams (some of the larger
of which you can see below). Additionally
you can check out several sample pages from a couple of the The
Keanu Code's chapters at KeanuCode.com
Again, the minimum goal we're going for is
$15,069 most of which will go toward printing costs and a part of
which will go to the fulfilment of other rewards and a small amount
of living expenses to support me (the author-artist dude) in the
final estimated three months needed to bring the book to a totally
triumphant completion! I'm really hoping that the base goal will be
far exceeded though as that could allow for way cooler features –
like several interior color pictures (rather than all just being in
black-and-white), optimal editing, E-books for everyone and lots of
other extremely resplendent stuff!
Reward items for this campaign
include the book itself as well as a variety of other very bodacious
items like the e-book version!, Duddhist bumper-stickers!, T-shirts!,
prayer flags! membership-kits!, and even original artwork! You can
see pictures of these Rewards items below and at Neo-Duddhism.org
If you're reading this then I'm
guessing that you probably already know how Kickstarter works, but
just in case you don't here's the basics: if you and enough other way
bodacious Amigos feel the most stellar calling to support this
project then it will meet its goal and the Triumphant truths behind
Keanu's films will at last be known to the world at large, but if not
then humankind may tragically miss out on the many and excellently
enlightening truths that Mr. Reeves has unknowingly been working hard
to share for these many years! … and I'll probably end up bankrupt
too. :( - Most Heinous indeed! I'm totally down for the risk though and
trust that there's enough folks out there in tune with
their Inner Dude or Duddette to help make this Keanu Code book
project the unprecedented Triumphantness that I totally know it is
meant to be!
Also I want to make sure that all
backer duddettes and dudes understand that it'll be about three
months after the campaign before the project is totally done and ready to ship out into
the world before you'll actually receive the Reward items that you
have so excellently helped to bring into existence! Project updates
will also totally be announced occasionally throughout the final
stages of the book's development.
an overview of the book's main chapter titles:
Pretty much every Keanu Code chapter reviews the
plot of a particular Keanu film especially tied to the
subject of the chapter - whether Kabbalah, Chakras, secret
societies or the nature of Reality - and then demonstrates the
multiple ways that the topic is symbolically represented in Mr
Reeves' career before explaining the essentials of the esoteric topic
under consideration and how it relates to the other main esoteric ideas and
teachings encoded into his other films. While some chapters are
primarily informative and theoretical others have more applicable
kinda info. But all of them are
awesome and bodaciously entertaining – I think! - Here's the overview!:
chapter stuff -
- Holy Blood Holy Dude:
Is Keanu Reeves the Preeminent Religious Symbol of Our Age!?
- Taking An Excellent Adventure Through the Hidden Side of History
Surfing Towards the 2012 Point Break … with Freemasons, Illuminati
– The Divine Comedy Within Bill
a Non Non Non
to Hell and Heaven and Back Again Through the Wyld Stallyns'
Qabalistic Tree of Life
V -Speed’ing Through 2012
and the End of the Maya Calendar! Riding with the Duddha on Elevator,
Bus and Subway to Beyond the End of Time
- Snow White, River's Edge, the Seven Chakras and the Reawakening of
the Sacred Feminine
Johnny, Jon, Jack’, Jjaks, Jane, Jones, Jesus and Keanu: The
Keanu-Connections to John the Baptist and the Hidden History of Early
Psalm Sixty-Nine Dude!
Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll, Bill and Ted, Keanu and Crowley
– Old Star, New Star, Superstar, Dogstar! The Sirius Story of
Mystical Astronomy, Fish-Human Freaks, Cosmic Chakras and the
Reemergence of the Golden Age on Earth!
The Matrix the Maya and Metaphysical Mastery –
To “The One” and Beyond with the Sacred Geometry Secrets of “the
Circle-K” and KNow Way Duddhism
Chapter XI - Bonus Chapter ... An Intoduction to the Quantum Zen of the Tao of the No-Way!
the tremendous innate entertainment value of this book the many
way-useful insights it unveils can also have a most substantially
excellent impact upon one's life! Totally! For instance you'll be able to
experience the epic masterpiece films of Keanu Reeves like you've
never experienced them before and you'll simultaneously gain insights into
many of the hidden workings of our world!
While The Keanu Code's
brief examination of secret societies and heinous conspiracies helps
to shed light on the dark underbelly of the
forces that many researchers (OK, conspiracy-theorists) claim dictate
the course of world events, the book's examination of Chakras, Sacred
Geometry, the multi-dimensional perspectives of the Kabbalah and the
mechanics of the Maya Calendar and related systems offers
much more positive and outstanding insights for accessing the deep truths and resplendently
transcendent experiences hidden just behind the surface of our
you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets” (if
I support this book?)
(insert name here). I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready,
you won't have to."*
Sorry. No, I wasn't trying to make any kind of threat, I was just
like quoting The
Matrix, you know. I
do that sometimes. And no, regrettably I can't claim that reading
The Keanu Code will
automatically make you super awesome at Kung fu - but
I do think that this book can totally make you way more smarter –
as well as giving you insight into lots of important stuff that
affects all of our lives but that almost no one ever thinks about
the effects on our consciousness of the star Sirius or why characters
in Keanu's films are always getting hurt in their left legs)–
and could even start you off on a way efficient path to full-on
Enlightenment through the triumphant teachings of No-Way
Neo-Duddhism! - or to
learning Kung fu! - or both!** Totally 'Whoa!' I know!
* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food & Drug
Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat or
prevent any disease. (but please
bear in mind that I kinda had to say that for legal reasons.)
You Have Proof?
the suggestion that there are deep meanings and metaphysical “secrets
of the universe” hidden just below the surface of a seemingly
ridiculous (though way-Triumphant) film like Bill and Ted's
Excellent Adventure may sound funny (or even absurd) I think that
you'll find that The Keanu Code presents an array of very non-bogus
evidence in support of its unprecedented thesis. All of The Keanu Code's claims are
presented in a clear manner that allows you to verify the book's
claims through a resplendent and attentive re-watching of the various
relevant and bodacious Keanu films – that is if you don't already
have them memorized. I think you'll find that when it comes to Keanu's career a seemingly shallow surface often disguises a most profoundly vast ocean of illumination!
simple act of paying attention can take you a long way.
Excellence Is this Campaign Aiming to
Accomplish Through Kickstarter?
Again, this Kickstarter campaign is seeking funds that will allow for the completion
and a first printing of The Keanu Code for its totally
triumphant release into the world!
Keanu Code is currently envisioned as a 'perfect-bound'
soft-cover book of three-hundred-fifty or more pages and with 11” X
8.5” page dimensions and with ten or more full-page pictures and
over one-hundred smaller illustrations and diagrams placed throughout
the book to help clarify concepts discussed. Many of the full-page
illustrations for the book are shown below in their current state of
development (and most are even shown in color!). Again for a
detailed overview of the book's
contents as it now stands please click
the project's Kickstarter minimum goal of $15,069
will just make it possible to print the book in a quantity that will keep
the per/book price reasonably affordable as well as helping to fund
the completion and quality editing of the last ten-percent of the
book that remains to be finished. The details of financial
considerations, printing plans, preparations and follow-up promotions
as well as the remaining work needed to bring the book to a
high-quality completion are discussed further on down the page.
A Few Other Reasons Why The Keanu Code Is Likely To Be An
Unprecedentedly Bodacious Experience for You!
You've Always Sensed That There is Something More Going On Behind
Keanu's Many “Enigmatic” Big Screen Appearances, But Just
Couldn't Quite Put Your Finger On It.
this multi-dimensional book will come as a welcome relief and
comforting conformation of your deep
inner intuitions! Because yes, there is indeed a vast
universe of very potent meaning just behind the veneer of Keanu's
often vacuous-appearing big screen appearances. I personally
couldn't claim to know if Mr. Reeves himself is at all aware of the
many very relevant patterns underlying his blockbuster roles, but in
reading about his life I've gotten the impression that Keanu really
is decently intelligent along with being a good-hearted guy too.
It may be that he's been so engaged in the process of movie-making
that the momentous sub-textual elements flowing under the surface of
his films have so far escaped his notice. But hey that's why we have
weirdos like me!
You Think You Just Want to Be Entertained and Laugh a Bit at a
Ridiculous Book - But Really Subconsciously Want to Loosen Your Grip
on Everyday Reality and Begin to Dissolve Some of the Dogmatic Belief
Structures That Are Keeping You Stuck.
Keanu Code certainly contains a bunch of jokes that are funny to
me at least and I'll certainly agree that the whole idea of a code
behind Keanu's films is pretty hilarious. But then the more you read
and seriously think about the ideas the book presents – and
hopefully re-watch some of the relevant movies too – that's when
things may start to get a little strange. While I won't suggest that you
should read the book while on acid – cause 'that would be wrong'
The Keanu Code certainly contains plenty of material
challenging consensus views about topics as diverse as
astro-dynamics, sex, drugs, rock n' roll, the history of religions,
dolphins, the dynamic forces behind our collective history and the
nature of Time and Space. If you start with noticing the
metaphysical messages in Keanu's movies you may soon find yourself
exploring related theories about other pop-cultural phenomena on
“synchromysticism” websites and all the surreal synchronicities
you come across could even end up making you wonder if we really are
living in a kind of Matrix. . . .
Other Questions and Concerns About the Book
The Keanu Code Teach Me How to Surf or Skydive?
really don't think so – at least not unless you're a lot better at
finding hidden messages and instructions in stuff than I am. In any
case please definitely don't try skydiving or even surfing using just this book as a
The Keanu Code just a book for Dudes or will Babes (Ladies)
like it too?
Just like how there's the Princesses in the Wyld Stallyn's band,
Tyler teaches Johnny Utah to surf and Trinity kicks ass and even
saves Neo in The Matrix so The Keanu Code most certainly holds
massive appeal to members of the feminine gender! In fact one of the
main themes of the book is how the Keanu films – from River's
Edge to The Matrix, Sweet November and The Lake
House - depict a steady improvement in the role of the female
characters - from being victimized to totally kicking ass! I see this subtle evolution depticted in Keanu's movies as a kind of cinematic portrayal of the
reemergence of the sacred feminine - if that doesn't sound too woo woo.
Also I hear that lotsa babes think Keanu is hot – and so women
(and some guys too) might like the book cause of its sexy
illustrations. (oh yeah I guess there's a few
naked babes/girls in the pictures too). But really
though I think the book could be inspiring and empowering for anyone
– dudettes as well as dudes – and maybe even kids – at least the parts
of the book that are appropriate for them.
By the way
technically “dude” (in its contemporaneous usage) can refer to
either a male or female – as of course can “babe” but here I'm using the
more common conventions of dude (=male) and babe (female) for general
clarity and convenience – but I don't mean to be sexist or
Why is The Keanu Code Resplendently Stellar?
I'm glad you asked just that question though I don't really know what
it means. Beyond The Keanu Code's overall awesomeness it does
have a special stellar focus – especially in regards to the many
mysteries surrounding the bright Dog-Star - no not so much Keanu's
former band – but the actual star Sirius up in the sky! Beyond Keanu's Dog-star band connection a surprisingly plentiful number of symbols and 'code-names' that turn up
throughout his films give him an especially strong resonance with the
Dog Star Sirius. From Ancient Egypt to modern teachings of secret
societies there have long been many esoteric traditions and unanswered questions
surrounding Sirius one of the brightest stars in the sky and The
Keanu Code presents solutions to many of these enigmas as well
insights into the Dog Star's surprising connections to the 2012-era
ending of the Maya Calendar and the great cycle of the Ages!
Mentioned That The 2012 End of the Maya Calendar was a Part of the
Keanu Code Too – So Dude Isn't It A Little Bit Late For That?
Whoa! Are you forgetting that not
just the Bill and Ted films, but The Lake House and
even The Matrix are movies centered around time-travel!? Also
all of these films as well as Speed are about overcoming
seemingly impossible odds in last-minute situations – and anyway
wouldn't it totally suck to have gotten this bodacious book before
December 21, 2012 and then have the world end just as you're sitting
down to read it? Now that the supposed threat of the end of the Maya
Long-count calendar is no longer looming over our heads we can begin
to see the 2012-era as a time of transition and re-birth – which
appears to be how the ancient Maya who set up the calendar system
viewed our times anyway. But this is not at all to say that the end
of the Maya Long-count calendar isn't relevant to our times – in fact it's
way way unprecedentedly relevant and already has and will continue to
herald a number of momentous world changes! The Maya end-date really
is an important theme of the Keanu Code and the book will look at the
phenomena and theories surrounding this, our current era, in some depth
– and especially how it's all portrayed in the Keanu blockbuster
Speed and how the ideas of time-travel and time cycles play
into the whole situation too!
Will The Keanu Code Help Me to Better Party On and Be
Excellent to Each Other?
That's a really big question that I really don't feel like tackling
just now. But I sure think that it totally will! And the No-Way teachings shared for Free at Neo-Duddhism.org that were mentioned a little earlier will totally help one to maximally fulfil these two most bodacious Bill and Ted-ish “commandments” - and
will be increasingly featuring useful info to help everyone better
achieve more and more triumphant excellence and partying-on-ness!
Reading The Keanu Code Make Me Paranoid or Hopeful?
a couple early chapters in The Keanu Code do focus a bit on
secret societies and a few of the well-documented conspiracy theories
related to such organizations it does so not just because these are
repeating subtle themes that show up in a number of Mr. Reeve's films but
also because these secretive
organizations and even conspiracies tie into other more positive
themes dealt with in the book. Delving a little into this aspect of the negative side of things is necessary as a foundation to more fully comprehend later chapters. Also, the covert
activities of more-or-less clandestine organizations really have long
influenced world events and in order to truly be a well-informed
earthling-dudette or dude it's good to have some understanding of
such behind-the-scenes going ons. The Keanu Code also points
out that secretive groups have arguably had positive as well as
negative effects on our world and examines some of the more useful or
positive ideas and accomplishments passed on by secret societies too. It's all part of Partying on here on planet Earth amigos.
The Keanu Code Piss Me Off?
is a good question, and while I really hope that the book won't piss
anyone off I have to acknowledge that it'll probably upset some
people. So it's a good idea to emphasize a few warnings here: The
chapter analyzing the movie Johnny Mnemonic (with all the John
and Jack names in the title) might bother some people because the
message that the film's symbolism points to pretty strongly questions
things like the historical veracity of the commonly accepted account
of early Christianity as well as a few other long-standing religious
dogmas. Also some-less-than complimentary terms will likely be used
in regards to a few well-known dogmatic materialism-oriented
'scientists' and popular “skeptics” too. So yeah, I guess it's
possible the book might piss off a considerable percentage of the
population – at least a little bit – but only if they have a
dogmatic belief structure that they're really uptight about and don't
like to think much outside certain narrow limits. And in that case it'll probably be good for
again quote some Matrix characters:
Neo who is choosing the red pill]
'Remember... all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.'
'No, I don't believe it. It's not possible.'
'I didn't say it would be easy,
Neo. I just said it would be the truth.'
actually besides potentially disagreeable or uncomfortable truths there's a lot of puns and kind of
obsessive alliteration throughout The Keanu Code's especially
in its section and sub-section titles – and I imagine that could
get pretty annoying for some pun-averse people.
I'm really hoping that Mr. Keanu Reeves himself will not be annoyed
by this book and that he'll even find it interesting and maybe get a new
perspective on what his career is about. He seems like a
genuinely nice guy so I really don't want to encourage more paparazzi
intrusion into his life or anything else like that.
So What Other Portentous Subjects Can I Expect to Learn About in The Keanu Code?
There's lots and lots! Let's see there's:
The two main esoteric reasons why Keanu stars in so many 'John'-roles.
The weird synchronous links between Keanu, Uma Thurman and Winnona Ryder.
An explanation of how Wyld Stallynsreally can save the world!
The strange symbolic animosity between Keanu and actor Gary Oldman – two big-time avatars of the binary star system Sirius.
The significance of extraterrestrial fish-people to ancient and future human civilizations.
The many eerie links between Keanu's film roles and the life and philosophy of the infamous 20th-century magician, spy and early proponent of transformational sexuality and drug use Aleister Crowley.
Interesting links between Keanu and the ultra-Jesus-resonating actor James Cavaziel – who also appears as a cinematic representative of “the one”.
An introduction to the fascinating modern phenomenon of 'synchromysticism' a kind of systematic unveiling of the deep messages in popular culture.
A pretty in-depth introduction to the mechanics of the Maya calendar system.
The basics of the initiatory structure and ritual of Freemasonry and related organizations.
The amazing sacred-geometry connections between the Chinese divinatory classic the Yi-Jing, DNA, Tarot cards and the Kabbalah.
An introduction to the Tibetan and Egyptian “Books of the Dead” as well as Dante's Divine Comedy in light of Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.
The transcendental links between superstring theory, the Kabbalah, Buckminster Fuller and the Platonic Solids.
The meaning of the weird alien dudes, Station, from Bogus Journey.
Secrets of how long-term cycles of time affect human consciousness.
Of course there's also several basic overviews of Keanu's biggest films and the basics of his own biography too!
and yet so so much more!
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Risks and challenges
How Far Along is The Book and What are the Next Steps to Completion?
At this point the vast majority (about 90%) of the writing and artwork for the book is complete - and I plan to have it ready for printing within a month of completing the Kickstarter campaign after which an additional month to two months is usually required for the book's printing. E-books and other rewards will of course be ready to go a little more quickly. The choice of a printer has been narrowed down to a few Midwest companies and shipping plans are being organized, the purchase of ISBN numbers as well as UPC codes are in the works and a big fun and low-cost follow-up marketing -promotion plan is just waiting to be put into action.
What Are Some More Financial Specifics?
Again the goal of this Kickstarter campaign is to acquire funds to cover the last few months of production of the book and to allow for a first print run of the book. I hope to be able to print as many as 5,000 copies of the book as there's a substantial price drop-off at this quantity that will allow for the book to retail at a reasonable price and for the content of the book to be even more excellent! If the Kickstarter funding goal is achieved and an adequate percentage of reward pledges are for the book itself then this level of printing will be possible. If it doesn't work out quite that way but the campaign is still successful then I'll be able to print 3,000 copies or less. The project funding goal and printing estimations take into account expenses such as the 7 to10% share of pledged funds that go to Kickstarter and Amazon Payments as well as initial delivery, shipping costs and a few other factors. If the project just barely makes the minimum goal then 90 to100% of the funds will go towards the actual printing and shipping of the book along with the other rewards items. If the campaign goal is exceeded that would be way great and costs won't be so close to the line – and as you can see below various other bonuses will become unlocked to contributors at specific pledge levels!
In any case as long as there is a reasonably substantial show of support for the project I plan to complete the book with or without funds and continue to follow a frugal lifestyle -living in basements, etc. if that is what it takes. But I really do hope that this campaign succeeds in a very tremendous way as that would allow a lot more of the bodacious potential of No-Way Neo-Duddhism to begin to manifest!
The Current State of the Book and Other Elements of the Project
The first challenge to finishing this project and making sure everyone receives the appropriate rewards for their support is of course the completion of the book itself. With only about 10% or less of the work left to be done I see reaching the finish as a very attainable goal with about three more month's of intensive work after the completion of the campaign - by sometime in May of 2014. Allowing a month for printing reward items should be ready to ship by mid to late June. I will be working assiduously on the book during the campaign as well to whatever degree the demands of the Kickstarter process allow and smaller reward items such as bumper-stickers, prayer flags and T-shirts are ready to go into production.
The following are some more detailed thoughts on what still needs to be completed in the project and some potential challenges that might come up along the way.
The essential substance of the text is all in place but a good deal of the grammar, section transitions, overall flow of presentation style and other details still need fine editing. While I have been helped by a few generous volunteer writer-editor friends I look forward to hiring professional editorial help for the final fine-tuning of the book – and have a few specific editors in mind for that stage of the process.
Illustrations and Technical Issues
More than 85% of the illustrations for the book are complete – and the remaining required illustrations are relatively simple. But the process of integrating pictures within the text has only just begun and I'm still becoming familiar with the 'page-making' programs that will be used to make a cohesive PDF file for printing. But a number of friends have experience in these fields and the Internet always seems to be a ready resource for answers – especially when it comes to technical questions about computer programs.
The creation of the e-book version of the book is a technical obstacle that may prove a bit more challenging. Though much of the programs used to create e-books are identical or the same as those used in formating the layout for a physical book there are still likely some conversion details that will present little difficulties along the way,
features. Additionally there's the matter of including special e-book bonus features and the fact that this stage cannot fully begin until the book itself is pretty much complete. But these issues are by no means insurmountable and at worst will just take a bit of intensive learning.
Shipping / Order Fulfillment
In regards to shipping and all-around order fulfillment proper boxes, invoice set-up, address label-making and a few other technical details for mailing the books and related items still need to be organized but I have past experience in these matters and don't foresee these technical details as being a particular challenge.
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- for now only a mere $13 pledge ($9! + $4 for shipping) and a lifetime commitment to Excellentness!!
WHOA-OO, LIVING ON A PRAYER ... FLAG!
- A Totally Bodacious first-edition collectible string of six 6”x7” Sacred Duddhist Prayer Flags each with a different holy Duddhist emblem! Great prayer flags have 'gotta hold on ready or not!” and “live for the fight cause that's all that they got!” (I'm totally quoting lyrics dudes!) P.S. Even though these flags are totally collectible 'cause their design will be modified sometime soon and the fabric patterns will vary a lot too – you're not really supposed to just collect them but rather fly them proudly on your porch, yacht, motorcycle or car and let their powerful blessings of resplendent excellence, bodaciousiosity and triumphantness flow out into the world as they gradually unravel!
$13 + $4 shipping domestically (= $17) and an additional $7 for international shipments.
HANG TEN! ( Well Seventeen Actually) DUDE / DUDETTE!! -
A quality PRINT of any of the black and white 11" x 14" page-sized chapter-opening images from within the book ( see pictures 12-22 below ) (they're hand-numbered too!)
$10.00 + $8.00 for shipping in a tube. Non-US donors please donate a total of $24 or more to accommodate additional shipping costs. Sorry International Amigos.
CHECK IT OUT!
- An awesome quality Neo-Duddhist Organic T-Shirt - custom printed in one of two stylish design options! Either the 'Psalm 69 Dude' image from chapter Eight or a grouping of six essential Neo-Duddhist symbols – just like those featured on the Prayer flags! (see image below too!) Just $15 each + $5 for shipping!
Donors outside the U.S. please add an additional $5 for shipping. Again, sorry, and thanks, International Dudettes and Dudez.
LITTLE HAND SAYS IT'S TIME TO ROCK N ROLL!!! - Early Dudes / Duddettes get to be Even More TRIUMPHANT! Get a copy of the collectible limited first edition print run of The Keanu Code - the PHYSICAL BOOK ITSELF! together with the E-Book for a super bodacious early-amigo price of only $23 including shipping! Only 444 available at this price!
I expect the book to eventually retail for $22.07 or more + shipping. But now if you are one of the first to support this campaign through Kickstarter the actual Keanu Code book is available for a donation of only $18.88 + at least $4 for shipping! And again you get the E-Book too!!
Donors outside the US please donate a total of $32 or more to cover International shipping and handling expenses.
- A copy of the collectible limited first edition print run of The Keanu Code - the PHYSICAL BOOK ITSELF!!! together with the E-Book! Whoa! I expect the book to eventually retail for $22.07 or more + shipping. But now if you support this campaign through Kickstarter the actual Keanu Code book is available for a donation of only $22 + at around $3 or $4 for shipping! Plus you get the E-Book too if I didn't already say that!!
Donors outside the US please donate a total of $36 or more to cover International shipping and handling expenses.
- The physical Keanu Code book as in WAY EXCELLENT above – But also SIGNED and with a quote-dedication written to you or another Amigo of your choosing! Includes the Digital E-Book too.
$24.00 + $4.00 for shipping, packaging and handling costs. Donors outside the US please donate a total of $38 or more to cover International shipping and handling expenses.
WAY BODACIOUS! -
A physical copy of the collectible limited first edition print run of The Keanu Code - the book itself together with a limited edition membership kit into the No Way of Neo-Duddhism (see details under 'NO WAY' above)! Plus the E-book too! - A more than $40 value for just ... $33.
Donors outside the US please donate a total of $43 or more to cover International shipping and handling expenses. Thanks Dudes.
THE COLORS OF EXCELLENCE!
A like 13” by 17” COLOR Print of a chapter-opening picture from the book -printed on quality paper and signed. (See picture options 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11 on this page) Only $42 (Domestic shipping included.)
International Donors please pledge a total of $54 or more for shipping costs.
A physical copy of the collectible limited first edition print run of The Keanu Code the book itself together with two like 11” x 14” black and white prints of full-page chapter-opening illustrations from the book - printed on quality paper and signed! (see options 12-22 below), the E-book and three Neo-Duddhism bumper stickers of your choosing. A totally Bodacious bargain babes! - a like $50 value for just ... $43 ($33 + $10 for shipping )
Donors outside the US please donate a total of $58 or more to cover International shipping and handling expenses.
TOTALLY NON-NON-NON HEINOUS!
A physical copy of the collectible limited first edition print run of The Keanu Code - the book itself, the E-Book, an awesome Neo-Duddhist Organic T-Shirt custom printed in one of two style design options (see CHECK IT OUT! above), and four Neo-Duddhism bumper stickers of your choosing! Whoa! A totally like $60 value for a mere ... $44 (Domestic shipping included.) Foreign amigos please ad 10 for International shipping.
- The PHYSICAL Keanu Code BOOK itself, the E-Book, three bumper-stickers and a like 13” by 17” COLOR PRINT of a chapter-opening picture from the book printed on quality paper and signed. (See picture options 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11 on this page) $69 (including domestic shipping)
Donors outside the US please donate a total of $84 or more to cover International shipping and handling expenses.
PRICE POINT BREAK!!!
Two copies of the PHYSICAL BOOK, the E-BOOK, PLUS an official Keanu Code TBlack and White like 11” x14” PICTURE PRINTS from the chapter opening images of your choosing (see options 12-22 below)! A $92+ value. Now only $72 + shipping. Bodacious deal dudes!
$72 + shipping, etc.
Non-US Amigos please donate a total of $100 or more to help with long-distance shipping handling costs.
WHAT DO YOU DO HOTSHOT!!? WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?
THREE(!) PHYSICAL copies of the Keanu Code BOOK, the E-BOOK, the MEMBERSHIP KIT!, a T-SHIRT, two BUMPER STICKERS. $93 with Domestic shipping included! Way-Triumphant deal Amigos!
Non-US donor Dudettes and Dudes please donate a total of $108 or more to help with long-distance shipping handling costs.
If you're wild and crazy and want SIX ( Yes 6!) PHYSICAL copies of The Keanu Code - the book itself - to hoard or to share with your friends and acquaintances - or if you just wanna more quickly bring about the transformation of the World into a Paradise through the sharing the real inner meaning and Magick of Wyld Stallyns! A pretty Excellent deal if you want to get the book in bulk too! And you get the E-Book!
Non-US donors please donate a total of $137 or more to help with long-distance shipping handling costs.
SIX excellent PHYSICAL BOOK copies of The Keanu Code together with all ELEVEN of the 11"X14"Black-and-White chapter-heading pictures PRINTS from inside the book (12-22 Below), + Your choice of FOUR of the 11"x14" Chapter Openings pics as COLOR PRINTS (1-11 below) and TWENTY-THREE No-Way BUMPER STICKERS! Plus the E-Book. Thank you dedicated No-Way dude or duddette advocates!
Non-US donor Amigos please donate a total of $223 or more to help with long-distance shipping & handling costs.
-- NINE, Yes you read my lips right, 9 of the solid PHYSICAL printed BOOK manifestations of The Keanu Code - and one in E-BOOK form along with all NINE (or more!) Black-and-White 11"x14" full-page pictures from the beginning of each chapter together with ELEVEN (yes 11!) Keanu-Code/No Way T-SHIRTS! AND AND AND THIRTY THREE (33!) No Way BUMPER STICKERS TOO!
You can totally get the word out and spread triumphant understanding about these Keanu Reevelations - if you feel so called to be a Duddhist Proselytizer!
TOTALLY HEAVY METAL!! - 666! THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!
-- All of the items in WHAT DO YOU DO HOTSHOT!? above together with 11"x14" PRINTS of all eleven of the black and white chapter opening pictures shown bellow left AND a review BOOK of basic mathematics! - AND ALSO! - a Bonus introductory GUIDEBOOK on avoiding and DETOXIFYING from LEAD CONTAMINATION! Totally Non-Non Triumphant!
* all $666 is to be discreetly delivered in the form of gold bouillon to a yet-to-be-named location at the author and associates discretion. Thank you. (Sign of the devil dude!)
AN EXCELLENT AND FRAGMENTARY PICTORIAL ADVENTURE THROUGH SECRET HISTORY
-- The original ink-drawn (Black-and-White) opening pictures for CHAPTER ONE – which is actually a nine or ten part fragmentary set of pictures of lots of important historical dudes and one duddette and a historical jerk or two (or more) – and symbols of the secret societies and esoteric teachings they were each involved with. Essentially like 8 original 8.5” by 11” drawings and one larger (12”x13”) semi-original composite picture. $2,400 or you can make me an offer for individual pieces.
-- The original ink-drawn black-and-white (11”x13.5”) opening page artwork for chapter four – The Divine Comedy Within Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey: Taking a Non Non Non Heinous Hiatus to Hell and Heaven and Back Again Through the Wyld Stallyns' Qabalistic Tree of Life. Check out this carefully blended juxtaposition of the metaphysics of the Kabbalah Tree of Life with a few ancient 'Books of the Dead' and lots of Wyld Stallyns Qabalistic symbolism – transdimensionally Triumphant!! A couple pieces of the picture have been separately 'glued onto' the primary base image – namely the central tree of life and Dante-related mini images.
MOST NON-EGREGIOUS - AND EVEN NON-IRRELIGIOUS?
-- The original ink-drawn black-and-white (8.5”x11”) opening page artwork for chapter seven Johns, Johnnys, Jon, Jacks, Jjaks, Jane, Jones, Jean, Jesus and Keanu: The Keanu-Connection to John the Baptist, Gnosticism and the Hidden History of Early Christianity. A composition visually laying out implied conflicts within early Christianity as well as questioning the Pagan and 'astro-mythological roots of Judeo-Christian doctrines, stories and 'historical' characters.
- This and the following higher dollar items are offered in case you want to help fund this and future projects of the Neo-Duddhist No Way in a really Big Way – or if you just want to collect some triumphant and momentous original and highly collectible sacred artworks for an outstandingly reasonable price! … Of course me, Bo, and Ecological Esoterica still totally retain all rights to the use of these illustrations no matter who owns the originals. I trust that doesn't sound too heinous or anything.
So yeah, back to ...
ODE TO SADNESS, HAPPINESS & DUDENESS
-- The actual ORIGINAL ILLUSTRATION picture for the book's opening 'pre-chapter' ...' - which isn't really even very started yet – so you can't see it right now (12/14/13) but it will exist soon – and then I'll have it showing somewhere down to the lower left. Or maybe you can even give me some input as it's being finished up! The finished piece will have dimensions of about 11”x14” and be drawn in black ink on white paper.
$ 3,322 (with Domestic shipping)
SEX, DRUGS, ROCK n ROLL and MAGICK - ILLUSTRATED!
The original ink-drawn black-and-white (8.5”x11”) opening page artwork for chapter eight - Psalm Sixty-Nine Dude! - Bill and Ted, Keanu, Crowley and the Magick of Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll. The composition of this picture comes together in a bodaciously excellent way as it interweaves its themes of Magical sex, drugs, rock n' roll, Aleister Crowley and Bill and Ted's inter-dimensional phone booth!
STELLAR! SIRIUSLY EXCELLENT!
-- The original ink-drawn black-and-white (8.5”x12”) opening page artwork for the Sirius chapter Old Star, New Star, Superstar, Dogstar! - The Sirius Story of Mystical Astronomy, Fish-Human Freaks, Cosmic Chakras and the Reemergence of the Golden Age on Earth! (#? below). From images of Keanu's various Dog and fish-related movie symbolism to glyphs and pictures of the ancient West African Dogon tribe to depictions of the cycles of time this original picture is a pretty intense visual amalgamation of all things Sirius! $4,950
2013 AND BEYOND! SPEED IS WHAT YOU NEED!
-- The original ink-drawn black-and-white (9.5” x 14”) opening page artwork for chapter five - Speed’ing Through 2012 and the End of the Maya Calendar!: Riding with the Duddha on Elevator, Bus and Subway to Beyond the End of Time. Be awed by lots of awesome and specific Maya and Aztec symbolism synchronistically blended into the themes of Speed's dramatic scenes!
BABELICIOUS! - KIND OF. ----
The original hot picture artwork for the opening page of Chapter Seven – Snow White, Rivers’ Edge, the Seven Chakras and the Reawakening of the Sacred Feminine. This original illustration does not include the Seven Dwarves as Chakras as they were added in later. Also much of the background / sky is in black. $5,043
SURF'S UP BRAH-MA!
-- The original ink-drawn black-and-white (8.5”x11”) illustration of the radical Point Break- Secret Society themed picture from the opening page of chapter 3 - Surfing through the Point Break with the Freemasons, Illuminati and Friends. A way detailed and precisely hand-drawn illustration of nefarious characters like Prescott Bush and darkly-bespectacled CIA-type agent guys catching some waves under the oversight of the infamous founder of the Bavarian Illuminati Adam Weishaupt and other secret society symbols – and lots of other stuff too!
-- A CUSTOM-ILLUSTRATED black and white poster of Keanu-Code-No-Way themes of your choosing! We get to keep rights to use of the image but you get the original – and of course some credit in its creation/design! (with Dimensions of around 11" X15") $6,900