That's some amazing philanthropy right there. You'll get everything listed above. Additionally, I will do a specially-commissioned graphite portrait of you (see http://www.loganmickel.com/#!portfolio/clns for samples). Everlasting gratitude on an EPIC scale.
Your generosity has me in awe, good sir/madam. You get everything listed above. Additionally, I will write a short story of 2000-4000 words centering around a character you get to name (though I retain artistic veto-power). This short will be posted online for all to read. Everlasting gratitude of the type that poets will compose sonnets about it centuries from now.