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After twelve long years, the Blondes have finally made a CD. It's mixed, mastered and almost ready to be released upon the world.

The Dirty Blondes first performed at Club Metronome in Burlington, Vermont, on Halloween in 1999. No rehearsal. Hardly any clothes. Plenty of vodka. And the bass player wore boxing gloves.

We've come a long way.

Now we have a CD that is ready to be unleashed upon the world, and we could use your assistance. In exchange for your help, we swear we won't show up at your house and leave a mess. Unless you want us to. 

God bless.

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  • Bobbi Blonde sent the Reverend a text message one day and all it said was "Are you going to sex the elastic?" Neither one of them knew what the heck that meant, but they both thought it would be a great title for the CD. Aside from that, it can mean whatever you want it to.

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  • Well, we blew our liquor fund on the recording, mixing and mastering of the CD. We need to get some CDs made, so we thought we'd give this a whirl.

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  • That, my dear, is the sweet smell of a Grammy. And if you donate enough, we just might take you to the awards ceremony.

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