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...and i, major-tom, plan to travel throughout the country seeking out gun owners to interview them and question them as to why they feel the need to own a gun in today's earth americas society...

...why so many cowards with guns, and buwwets?...

...and i will pull no punches and will ask direct questions giving the gun owner an opportunity to dispell the proposition that gun owners own their guns because of fear...

...and i want to find out why, in an earth americas christian society where many gun owners are conservative christians, why these gun owners feel that their personal material possessions are more important than another's life...

...is this the christian earthling's way?...

...i want to know why, why so many guns, and buwwets, and I suspect others do as well...

...and is it perhaps because a gun makes up for physical weakness, a gun makes up for mental weakness, a gun makes up for fear, a gun makes up for laziness, a gun makes up for incompetence, a gun makes up for an inadequate sexual organ, or is it because a gun makes right out of wrong?...

...why the need for so many guns in today's earth americas civilized society?...

...and buwwets?...

...and my sensors indicate that, unfortunately, the intelligent and progressive  people of earth americas have allowed themselves to become so physically weakened by a sedentary, intellectual lifestyle that they now depend too heavily on weaponry to protect and control...

...and this dependency on weaponry and a fear of their own shadow has brought about an insane and demented proliferation of weaponry and gun production in earth americas by warmongering cowards who see profit in the unrest...

...and one solution to the problem of too many cowards with guns in earth americas is to begin producing and distributing exploding bullets that explode inside the chamber of a gun when the trigger is pulled thereby neutralizing the gun and the hand of the gun user...

...doing this will allow all gun owners to keep their weapons to feel strong and look big and be the life of the party, and will still help them with their sexual deficiencies and will only affect those who want to fire their weapons...

...and another possible solution to the problem of a nation of cowards with guns is to make some states gun states and others 'gun free' states and let the voters decide...

...and if you live in a state that is a 'gun free' state then if you want to keep your guns you will have to move to a state that allows the ownership of guns...

...and if you are caught with a gun in a 'gun free' state then you will be subject to heavy fines and possible jail time...

...and another possible solution to the problem of too many cowards with guns in earth americas is to make the killing of an unarmed citizen who does not own a gun a mandatory death penalty or life imprisonment sentence...

...but if a citizen with a gun shoots and kills another unarmed citizen who does own guns then the mandatory sentence should be ten years in jail because if a gun owner dies by a gun then this is a known, and accepted, risk of having guns in earth americas...

...and if a citizen with a gun shoots and kills another citizen who is carrying a gun then the mandatory penalty should be two years in prison...

...laws such as this would help to alleviate the problem of too many cowards with guns in earth americas and hopefully send a message that the planet is tired of cowards who will not make the effort to get along with, and live in peace with, their next door neighbors...

...this is my mission here on earth...

...and i will create a blog and a twitter account so that earthlings my follow our progress and interact with us as we travel the country doing our interviews...

...and for this mission i will require $2,000.00 for the purchase of videotape equipment and portable lighting so that my crew can videotape and document our progress and all interviews conducted...

...and i will require another $3,000.00 to pay for professional layout and printing of the book...

...this is my mission...

...why the need for so many guns, why so many cowards with guns in earth americas?...

...and buwwets...

...your ineffective gun laws...

...and what pathetic jokes you pathetic earth americas earthlings are...

...billions upon billions of dollars spent on technology and manpower to monitor dialogue and text over the communication lines and the world wide web to seek out dangerous consonants, verbs, nouns and pronouns...

...never resting, diligently searching and searching for word combinations that could be deemed threatening...

...billions upon billions of dollars spent looking for dangling participles...

...ready to cry FOUL orTERRORIST or DANGER WILL ROBINSON if an insult is cast at earth americas...

...yet place an order over the phone or over the internet for rocket launchers and body armor and buwwets, that's right, buwwets, and the only thing you will hear is WILL THAT BE CASH CHECK OR CHARGE?...

...what a joke you pathetic cowardly earthlings are, where is the monitoring and supervision of your deadly guns?...

...where would you be without your guns?...hiding under the bed no doubt, afraid of your own shadows...

...pathetic jokes the way you physically and morally weak earthlings worship your guns...

...and buwwets...

...that's right, buwwets...

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