Coffee with playwright Brandon Ogborn, 2 VIP Tickets to any performance, a copy of the script signed by Brandon, your name on the playbill and Marty Holmes's briefcase full of the trashy tabloids that inspired it all. Air kisses from Oprah. You're in the dream making business now!
Congratulations. You've reached Clear! You'll receive L. Ron's Top Secret Papers, (illustrated by the playwright when he was bedridden by bad Chinese food), lunch with Brandon Ogborn, 2 VIP Tickets to any performance, a copy of the script signed by Brandon and your name on the playbill for a billion years.
Platinum Maritaurius! Class 4, O-T-7! You'll receive the TomKat IAS Freedom Medal of Valor made by Cherubs and signed by the cast. Lunch with the playwright, Brandon Ogborn, and your choice of any two cast members, 4 VIP Tickets to any performance, the original working draft of TomKat signed by Brandon (and covered in his scribbles) and your name on the playbill. You're sphere of influence is an epic stage on this entire planet!