It has happened! The very last Weapon Brown international orders have left the building! Assuming that ISIS doesn't hijack the shipments using their Ebola bombs, every last person on the... Read more
International Doonesburies and Apt. 3-Gs have shipped!
That's right, foreigners! Big, heavy boxes are coming your way, courtesy of Planet 'Murica! This means only international Flash Gordons are left to go and then allrewards will at... Read more
Oh Joyous Day!
I have wonderful news for international pledgers at the Snoopy, Calvin, Hobbes and Prince Valiant levels: your rewards have shipped today!
That means that I can AT LONG LAST announce... Read more
Sorry for the lack of updates in the last two weeks… I have been on the road slinging those durn books! This week I am finishing the last leg of... Read more
Apartment 3G-- Fully Furnished!
The question was asked "How did the Apartment 3G doors turn out"? Behold!
(This one belongs to a pledger who STILL HAS NOT RETURNED THEIR SURVEY, ROADDRAGON!)
International Blockheads Rejoice!
Owingto an influx of cash from dozens of anonymous Samaritans pretending to be my Kickstarter pledgers (thank you, nameless angels!) I have begun shipping the last round of books... Read more
Thank You So Much!
Inresponse to my appeal, many, many of you have thrown me some extra dollars (some of you quite a few of them!) to help me cover the international shipping... Read more
FLASH GORDONS HAVE LAUNCHED INTO SPAAAAACE!
After some unexpected hiccups involving America's three major vinyl sticker cartels, the last of my domestic Flash Gordon orders have gone in the mail! That means I have finally fulfilled ... Read more
In a few hours, this potato salad will have raised more money than my own Kickstarter did, with nearly a month left to go.
Have I told you how much... Read more
At long last the final domestic non-graphic novel rewards have been mailed! Apartment 3-G and Doonsebury pledgers who had the good sense to be born in the Annointed States can... Read more
Doonesburies, Apt 3-G's, Flash Gordon's Shipping This Week!
As promised, last week I mailed out the well-earned rewards to those scions of privilege at the Prince Valiant and Daddy Warbucks level, as well as to my actual ... Read more
Shipping This Week...
Remember the heady days when I suggested that one man could teleport over 800 orders to the post office in a single afternoon with just the power of Unicorn Love??... Read more
Softcovers Out, Hardcovers In!
At last, my blood sacrifices to Yrrgl'Snoth have been rewarded! I have today shipped the last of the softcover editions of Weapon Brown to the Blockhead, Snoopy, Calvin and Hobbes... Read more
Books n' Muggs!
More of those extremely heavy graphic novels went in the mail today, but that still leaves gazillions more to send you. And, as it turns out, Mr. Zip had a... Read more
The Books Are In America's Bloodstream!
The US Postal Service, the beating heart of American commerce, is even now speeding the first round of Weapon Brown graphic novels to the first lucky batch of recipients! I... Read more
Look what you've done! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!
Yes, the books have arrived! Ten thousand million tons of them!
I hired a couple neighborhood yeti to help me stack these... Read more
The Books are Nigh!!
Just got off the horn with a major corporate shipping business who let me know that I will have my softcover books TOMORROW. ToooOOOmmOOOORRoooWWW!!
I can't wait to send you... Read more
Where the hell are your books??
Oh...right! That's for me to answer!
First things first: Doonesbury Upgrade winners who should have received your T-shirts earlier can expect them in the mail soon. Also, those who ordered... Read more
You may once again edit your addresses!
I have received a few address change requests in the last couple days. Therefor, I am making your surveys editable again! If you need to change your address (especially if... Read more
Prince Valiant Tees Are Out The Door!
If you are amongst the aristocratic pledgers who backed me at the Prince Valiant level, your T-shirts are on their way! All hail you!
Some people asked for clarification on... Read more
Doonesbury Shirts Commin' Atcha!
Domestic Doonsebury pledgers, rejoice! 100% cotton joy is working its way towards you even as we speak! Expect your tee shirts to arrive in a few days.
By the way,... Read more
Hobbes Tees are Zoomin' Your Way!
Domestic Hobbes pledgers can expect their T-shirts to arrive within a few days (unless I accidentally switched my tax return with the T-shirts, in which case, please send me pictures... Read more
New Mailing List Buddies!
This is just to let you know that those who responded to their KS survey asking to be added to the Whatisdeepfried.com Mailing List have been added to said list. You will... Read more
Calvin Tees Are Out the Door!
I have just dropped the T-shirts for the US "Calvin" backers into the mail! This caught the attention of some onlookers who thought I was crazy, shoving one unfolded T-shirt... Read more
The Shippening Hath Begun!
The material goods phase of your Kickstarter experience has begun! (Dontcha' hate it when merchants call your purchasing an "experience", like buying crap is the same as launching down Space... Read more
Okey doke, fokes! I have created new versions of the digital graphic novel and uploaded them to the Matrix. Those who qualify should all received their links to the page. ... Read more
Put down that digital graphic novel NOW!!
After consulting experts around the world, I am reformatting the digital GN files to solve certain file issues and accommodate today's ultra-cool "rectal" displays.
So, if you can hold... Read more
Say "No" to "Yes"!
I am sorry, but it seems I may have confused some of you innocent Mutants!
While you should definitely respond to the mailing list request e-mails you will be receiving... Read more
Digital Weapon Brown is on its way!
Good news! I will be delivering unto thee the digital edition of Weapon Brown no later than Tuesday!
"Why not right now, you rank bastard?" You may ask. "Just download... Read more
Just thought you'd like to know...
...THE BOOK IS AT THE PRINTER!!!
If you are like me, the medieval method of smearing ink on paper is the height of comic book preparation. But for the "Mill3nnial... Read more
Progress: Take Note!
Ring the bells and wake the Queen My annotations are done!
Weapon Brown needs only a few i's dotted and t's crossed, and then off to the printer she goes!... Read more
Address Changes and "Thank You" Credit
I have just realized that the surveys I sent out can be edited to allow for address changes. Anyone who has contacted me in the past about a change of... Read more
The Long and Short of It
In the immortal words of Jack Black, "All hail ME!" The new short story that your blood and sweat paid for is complete!
Yes, this effort nearly killed me, but... Read more
Preview to a Kill (aka, "Diamond Ads Are Forever")
So Weapon Brown is on comic shops at last!! Well, in catalog form at least. If you are of a mind to, go on and pick up this month's Diamond... Read more
Sneak Peak, a Progress Report, and a Request!
Hello Mutants! I remain hard at work completing the graphic novel--the graphic novel that WAS complete until you vampires started forcing stretch goals on me! Here's a page from the... Read more
Hello again, my pledglings. I wanted to give you a head's-up on this week's progress. I know many of you are now frozen to death next to your space heaters,... Read more
Oh my Lordy, have I been busy! But first, the Acu-Pocalypse forecast:
Yep, the sketchbook is now at the printer and befouling their presses! But that's only the tip of... Read more
A promised, here is a clever little meter to keep you abreast of my schedule producing all the rewards and improvements for the Weapon Brown graphic novel. If you think... Read more
All Surveys Sent!
Just to let you know, I have sent all my surveys out at last. It took me a while to make sure I wasn't leaving out any important questions (like... Read more
Attention: Snoopy Surveys
D'oh! To all Snoopies: I neglected to create a field in your survey for putting an e-mail address SPECIFICALLY for you to receive your digital rewards. Please include that information... Read more
Hello folks! I yam busy busy busycompiling the mailing list from your surveys necessary to mail your rewards and keep the NSA up to date on which of my... Read more
Hello again, my pledglings. This is to let you know that while some of you have already received your surveys, others have not yet, but that should not be any... Read more
As the dust settles upon the Weapon Brown Kickstarter campaign, here I come with a Pledge-soaked rag to keep the past month's excitement lemony fresh in your minds!
So, let... Read more
There is no appealing History's verdict!
Well, you've gone and done it! Like World War III, no one thought anyone would be crazy enough to do the deed. But now you have pushed the Shiny... Read more
You can't take me just past $39,000 and not expect me to squirm!
All it will take to get this drive past the $40,000 mark and guarantee an Overdog... Read more
Countdown to Destiny!
Welcome back from Turkey Day/Arrest Wal-Mart Employees Day! I say this, although by the looks of it I'm the only one who took a break from the Kickstarter! The rest... Read more
Gobble Gobble Gobble!
Thanks to everyone who participated in Black Wednesday (which someone reminded me should really have been called BrownWednesday. Damn my lack of imagination!) That event was really a shot... Read more
Art Sneak Preview!
In all the madness to promote my campaign, have I really forgotten the original madness that this campaign is all about??
So here is a glimpse of some of the... Read more
Wednesday is the New Friday!
With so much on your plate this week (stuffing, yams, etc.), it seems to me that you deserve an exciting thrill ride beforeThanksgiving that will make your meal extra... Read more
Black Friday Approacheth!
Hello my Mutants! The Weapon Brown Kickstarter, currently the only thing propping up the world economy, is now into its final week! Thanks to you, I will be eating actual ... Read more
Oh Em Gee!!
For some time now I have been bothered by the Youth-Of-Today saying "OMG!" aloud, rather than the more blasphemous "Oh my God!", when they wished to add emphasis to some... Read more
What what WHAT??
$27,000?? For crying out loud! Is there ANY stretch goal that I can throw in your way that you guys won't leap over like some sort of half gazelle/half Kenyan... Read more
Good morning, my Mutants! Since the addition of the "Flash Gordon" hardcover pledge level I have gotten a few questions regarding add-ons, the automatic upgrade factor and so on. To... Read more
Stick a Pin In It!
The stretch goal dominoes continue to fall like... tiles... in some sort of tile-based game. (Damn! I used my metaphor too early!)
The Weapon Brown Kickstarter is now past... Read more
It is done, you mad mutants of the Weapon Brown Kickstarter! A new pledge level, the Flash Gordonlevel, has been added to the campaign. For $55.00 you can own... Read more
The People Have Spoken!
Alright already! Yeesh! With message after message from my pledgers serving as my legally-binding protection, I'll postpone the delivery date of the final product by ONE MONTH so that I... Read more
Choose Your Own Adventure!
Hello, my pledglings! This is a preliminary update for an upcoming update I will be sending out by Friday, but I want you to be ready to respondto that... Read more
Deet deet dee deet deet deet! NEWS FLASH!Coverage of the Kickstarter campaign keeps arriving at my doorstep from the four corners of the American world! Here's a review of... Read more
Hello folks, donors and doomsday enthusiasts! This weekend, the Weapon Brown Kickstarter crossed the $20,000 threshold! How happy did this make me?
This means that that a new short story... Read more
Ask and ye shall receive!
Hey all! I will post a substantive update regarding the latest crossed-threshold in the Weapon Brown Kickstarter on Monday. In the meantime, here is the link to my "Ask Me... Read more
IAmA Blockhead REDUX!
I should have mentioned that the IAmA I am planning for Reddit will be 5PM Sunday (11/10) in the EASTERN time zone (God's preferred time zone). The link will be... Read more
Reddit has a neat-o forum called "IAmA" (or 'Ask Me Anything") wherein an interesting person hosts a live discussion about what makes them so durn interesting.
I will be conducting... Read more
(yawn). Guess I better drag my carcass out of bed and get to work on the campaign. Old man Kickstarter is really riding my ass this week.
(smack, smack) Okay,... Read more
The word "woot" was ideed made for this campaign! My funding goal has been met, and SOME people are gonna be getting something in the mail come January!
I did... Read more
Nearing the Goal!
Hello out there, crowd-fundsters! The Weapon Brown Kickstarter is within spitting distance of its funding goal! You've done this! WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME??Do you know how... Read more
My Power GROWS!!
The Weapon Brown Kickstarter continues to grow in popularity, and my pledge goal could be met as soon as THIS WEEK if things go well! That means YOU will soon... Read more
Halfway point reached!
I barely had time to contemplate my next amusing unlockable when another milestone was reached! The Weapon Brown Kickstarter has now reached--past!--the halfway point!
I couldn't be more psyched about... Read more
Weapon Brown Kicks Off!
Wow! Barely a day into this heroic pledge drive and I am feeling really encouraged! I'd like to thank all the people who have already pledged, you are awesome!
("Awesome"... Read more