Lopin’ Ropin and Hopin’ inscribed rancher shirt! Don't go shirtless, it's tacky! This is a Wrangler (of course) "Painted Desert" design, guaranteed to protect you from errant cacti needles and dive-bombing skeeters on a long ride! Enjoy this amazing shirt plus everything else from above.
For a thousand bucks you'll get a horseback riding lesson in New York or New Mexico! You never know, cars may become obsolete at any moment, better to have genuine horse-whisperin' skills! Ride away knowing you also have everything else from above.
Thanks! What more can I say? See you on the ride! This is the grandaddy of them all: A reserved spot on a 3-day trail ride in New Mexico with free horse rental, meals and accommodation plus everything else above.