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Go head to head in an arousing, fast paced, hysterically inappropriate competition to prove your manhood.
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Go head to head in an arousing, fast paced, hysterically inappropriate competition to prove your manhood. (Commissions project)
66 backers pledged $3,270 to help bring this project to life.
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    The Stubby

    We are sending you a Big Thank You email filled with all manner of Penis synonyms in a fun printable format for your referencing pleasure.

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    The Spiciest Dick Milk

    This Pledge is for Wil Wheaton ONLY who inspired the Spicy Dick Milk card with his amusing story. Contact us with the name of the person who texted you during Gen Con 50 and showed you the game and we will happily send you a complimentary copy of the game. Well, actually $1 because Kickstarter requires a pledge amount. If you are not Wil Wheaton this pledge is invalid and you will not be sent a copy of the game.

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    The Donger

    1 copy of ENVY plus all the stretch goals that are unlocked!

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    The Cheese “Head”

    FREE LOCAL PICKUP ONLY, Green Bay, WI - 1 copy of ENVY plus if we exceed 50 local pledges everyone will get an Exclusive “Cheese Head” Head Card.

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    The Double Penetration

    1 copy of ENVY for you plus a copy for a friend or just keep both for yourself as a party pack...plus all stretch goals unlocked!

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    Extra Cheesy

    FREE LOCAL PICKUP ONLY, Green Bay, WI - 2 copies of ENVY! One for a friend or keep both as a party pack! Plus if we exceed 50 local pledges everyone will get an Exclusive “Cheese Head”

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    The Monster Package Retailer ONLY Pledge

    6 copies of the STANDARD game (tuck box), all stretch goals reached - Brick and Mortar Stores ONLY... validated by a tax ID number and pictures of the inside and outside of the store. If more than 1 Monster Package is pledged, shipping is FREE. For a single pledge, shipping will be charged after the campaign. Local Game stores (Green Bay & Appleton Wisconsin, USA) Free local drop off for any number of pledges.

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    The Pecker Tat

    1 signed copy of ENVY plus a copy of ENVY plus all unlocked stretch goals.

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    The Pecker Tat LOCAL ONLY

    FREE LOCAL PICKUP ONLY, Green Bay WI1 signed copy of ENVY plus a copy of ENVY plus all unlocked stretch goals.

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    The Executive Package

    A Custom Zipper box w/ Exclusive card with a copy of ENVY inside, a signed copy of ENVY plus all unlocked stretch goals.

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    The Prince Albert

    Custom Drawn Art done and approved by the Artist in Collaboration with Backer, A Custom Zipper Box w/ Exclusive Card with a copy of ENVY inside, a signed copy of ENVY plus all unlocked stretch goals.

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