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Fighting Man Frying Pans! Epic kitchenware to make your meals legendary!
Fighting Man Frying Pans! Epic kitchenware to make your meals legendary!
651 backers pledged $46,261 to help bring this project to life.

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    1. Sebastian Diederich on November 24

      I want a refund now. I think waiting 4 years is long enough. you dont deserve the money you got.

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      Pierre Albisser on November 22

      Well. It's been long enough for me to forget my Kickstarter password. x)
      i wonder if someone in the US could actually start a lawsuit against him...? Because i've been told that trying to sue him from my country is kinda pointless.

    3. Natasha Hart on November 21

      What's up with this??? STATUS??? It's been almost 4 years since I paid and NOTHING has been produced. I wish I did more research on this. Kickstarter says it does not issue refunds. It kind of makes me sick to see $46,261 was given to this guy and no one has received anything, much less communication!

    4. Isabella Reed on November 16

      James! HEY JAMES!! I want my money back.

    5. GBAllison on November 15

      ... Polo :-)

    6. L. V. on October 20

      So many life lessons for my $70.

      No pan but a lot of things to think about and consider then reconsider.

    7. estrus on October 5

      Checking in to see if maybe there was another woe-is-me sob story. Not even that much....

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      Lars Hoffmann on October 3

      i get the fealing, if i had startet when this Projekt startet, i would have learned how to operate a CNC and build my own pan by now. i still hope this gets made, i'm just sad james stoppt talking again.

    9. Ivan Karmanov on October 1

      I still hope to get my handle kit sometime...

    10. L. V. on September 26

      Are we still the title holder of "Longest time since project funded without receiving project"?

    11. Phil Leese on September 20

      It may come to nothing but I'd suggest anyone who hasn't already reported this project to Kickstarter should do this as soon as possible (it's at the very bottom of the main campaign page).

      A surge in reports might make Kickstarter take notice again and take some sort of action.

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      Stefan on September 17

      Usually James gives us an update when we start speaking about filing lawsuits or seeking him up on a convention. Maybe it's our fault? Maybe we've been too quiet lately?

    13. Toni Kerschner McGovern on September 13

      James, for the sake of all things metal ... send us our pans already!

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      Tom Heizer on September 11

      Any update???? This was my first Kickstarter project and it was a present for a friend. Haven't had the desire to fund anything else since there is no way to file a complaint or get your money back if some one steals it from you. Like this kickstarter project did to me.

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      Lucas Baer on September 8

      Yeah this guy totally ripped us all off. I am most pissed about this project totally destroying my wife's interest in kickstarter.

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      Matt Szymonik on August 23

      In the 3 years and 8 months that have passed since this project was funded, I have grown rather hateful of this whole thing. It's like having giving money to someone with a dream snd aspirations only to have them come back from time to time to remind you that they have done absolutely nothing of merit with the money you gave them. No, I take that back. It's not like that, it's EXACTLY what has happened.
      I would actually accept an admission that the money was used on hookers and blow at this point. I might be able to live with that over this dragged out b.s.

    17. L. V. on August 21

      You know what would go a long way to restoring faith in this project?

      If the Epic cards had been mailed out to all of the backers by now. Just starting with the smallest of the promises would have been a great place to start.

    18. Sindy Sinn on August 17

      I wonder if I'll ever get my stupid pan.

    19. Sybil Collas
      on August 3

      Any ETA or refund policy?

    20. Brad Dancer
      on August 1

      any request for a refund has been ignored on my end as well. FB Messages, emails even snail mail - which has pissed him off, but i don't know what else to do given he's not communicating any options.

    21. Phil Leese on July 22

      I've been asking for a refund since February now through Kickstarter as well as Facebook messages. I can see the messages have been read but as yet have had no response at all.

      Anyone else hitting the same brick wall?

    22. Sal "Lasareath" Cameli on July 2

      I shared your campaign as the oldest #KickStarter campaign that is still active :)

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      Mireille on June 28

      I'm probably not alone in my thoughts that it's an extremely "odd coincidence" that James has resurfaced with a lengthy, emotional explanation for his absence when the pressure to boycott the various Cons was pickup up momentum. Waiting years for these pans has made me cynical that way.

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      Drew Newman on June 27

      It seems as if nagging Dragon*Con worked, otherwise by MERE COINCIDENCE James has finally come back to say hello.

    25. John Bellando
      on June 24

      I have added my voice to those messaging DragonCon to get this vendor removed.

    26. L. V. on June 22

      I got a quick response to my Dragoncon email.

      Tracy Bell vendorrelations@dragoncon. org
      12:12 PM (1 hour ago)

      to me
      Thank you so much for your email. I assure you, we are aware of this situation.

      I appreciate the heads up.

      Tracy Bell
      Vendor Relations

    27. L. V. on June 22

      Added my voice to Dragoncon.

    28. estrus on June 21

      Boycotting Dragoncon if they allow this guy.
      PLEASE come to a con near me so can conveniently slip and fall, taking your table with me and knocking all your shit over. Please.

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      Alex Finlayson on June 21

      I have binge-watched all of Game of Thrones - TWICE - since your last update. I reckon I can swing a pan pretty bloody well. I challenge you in the old way. Me versus you. I'll bring my wife's old frying pan (that I was going to replace with this cool KS novelty sword-handled pan you promised us 4 or so years ago - 5?!) Oh, we had another kid. He can talk and play Super Mario now. I might get him to start forging pans. See how he goes, you know.

    30. Brad Dancer
      on June 20

      I got the exact same response - actually would be helpful if DragonCon heard from a bunch of people if they were willing to write the email. May not do anything, but if it helps wake James up, than all the better

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      Drew Newman on June 20

      Meh...nevermind...might not be worth it. I just got this email back from Dragon*Con. Maybe if enough people complain, something will happen, but probably not.
      "Hey There!
      Thank you for your email. Dragon Con does not tend to get involved between Vendors and member complaints but I will forward your email on. Please let me know that you heard from them.
      I'm sorry for your issue with this vendor. I understand your frustration.
      Tracy Bell
      Vendor Relations"

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      Drew Newman on June 18

      I totally agree with John's idea. I just sent the following email to Dragon*Con and I urge all of you to do the same. You can do so here…

      Hello. I wanted to send your company an email to let you know that there will be a vender at your Con called "Morlock Enterprises". This company does NOT make good on their sales. They steal money from people and never deliver on their product. I've ordered items from their website and never received them, never received a refund, and never received a reply when I asked about the status of my $100 order--that was placed 3 years ago. I've backed them on Kickstarter and they simply stopped responding to emails about progress--this was over 3 years ago. Morlock Enterprises is an untrustworthy vender, and I truly hope you heed this warning about allowing them to sell their lies and unfulfilled promises at your exceptionally reputable Con. Thank you for your attention and consideration.

    33. Brad Dancer
      on June 15

      Good idea about DragonCon @John - i want James to be successful, but these conventions need to know who they are supporting. James- just do the right thing already, this is beyond silly - refund or finish the project.

    34. Brad Dancer
      on June 15

      Can't believe i forgot about this project. Such great progress for a brief moment... alas

    35. Northernism
      on June 13

      I did too, half a year. Nothing. This was my first Kickstarter project. Of the 87 I've funded I've got everything so far except for 2. This was one.

    36. Sindy Sinn on June 13

      I've just reported this, because of something-odd years of silence and nothingness from Mr Cant-Make-A-Pan.
      I want my stupid pan. Stop being a crumb and make the pans. We trusted and supported your stupid thing, which you clearly suck at. Fulfil your orders... stick to letting yourself down and keep us all out of it.

    37. L. V. on June 11

      6 months of!

    38. John Debnam on June 6, 2016

      Posted a note on his FB page. Sent an email to Dragon*Con explaining that they have a vendor that takes orders and fails to deliver.

      If anyone knows of any other events he is planning on attending, please post them here so people can check on him in person and let potential customers know about his questionable business practices.

    39. Phil Leese on May 31, 2016

      Nope. I've been asking for a refund since February through private messages on Kickstarter and Facebook. I've even tried contacting James, his wife and a guy working for them on Twitter.

      Not a single reply, despite someone reading the FB message the day I sent it.

    40. Stephanie Boyd on May 31, 2016

      Has anyone been able to obtain a refund from James?

    41. GBAllison on May 26, 2016

      It takes no work AT ALL to tell your backers what's going on. 30 seconds. Max.

      But what it takes is a backbone. Which James just doesn't have.

      When things are going well, he's here. When something goes wrong, he runs away and hides. Oh wait, it's something really serious? Fine. Grow a backbone and TELL US. But here's what we've learned:

      James has no backbone. He's spineless, gutless, and has no sense of personal responsibility. At all. We heard from his wife the last time. When he does into hiding like this, he's not logging in at all. He's not even reading what we're talking about. He DELIBERATELY doesn't log into Kickstarter. On purpose. He doesn't want to see what people are saying.

      I get it. He's a chicken. With no sense of repsonsibility. Got it. That said ...

      I turn to those of you in the COSPLAY convention set, who see this guy on the circuit. In *my* professional circles, people who reject their professional responsibilities aren't welcome. I am *stunned* that your community has given this guy a pass.

      I am equally surprised that Kickstarter has given this guy a pass as well. But that's another story.

    42. Isabella Reed on May 6, 2016

      John Flagg, that is exactly the same response I got about two years ago. Kickstarter is simply refusing to do anything about this at all.

      Meanwhile, I got married and bought a house and am now preparing to move across the country since I participated in this BS, oh sorry, KS.

    43. john flagg on May 5, 2016

      So I reached out to kickstarter and this is the reply I got:

      "Gary (Kickstarter)
      May 5, 11:03 AM

      Hi John,

      Thank you for following up with us about the status of this project. I’m sorry you’ve been experiencing these issues with communication. We've reached out to the creator with a reminder of their obligations to their backer community, and have forwarded along your concerns and those of your fellow backers. While we're disheartened that they have not yet updated backers on the status of their project, we're unable to force them to do so — it's the creator's responsibility to communicate and complete the project as promised.

      Backing a project on Kickstarter is an expression of trust and can help lead to the creation of new and exciting things. But it’s important to remember that sometimes complications arise that might prevent a project from unfolding as planned — or from happening at all. This certainly isn’t ideal, but we hope that creators and backers will try to communicate with each other through these developments.

      Although we are unable to offer refunds, we are constantly working to improve the vetting process for creators and thank you for sharing your experience. We hope you’ll continue to be an active member of the Kickstarter community as we learn and grow.


      One can only assume that kickstarter doesn't care at this point and we are out the money we paid for this project. Collectively we backed someone who is not going to deliver on his promises.

    44. estrus on May 4, 2016

      'allo 'allo

    45. Michael C. Stettes on April 23, 2016


      We've been pretty flexible and patient, man, all told. An update would pretty keen, especially one with hard and fast dates. Thanks, man.

    46. John Bellando
      on April 19, 2016

      I still hold out hope that one day I will have a pan...but with 4 months since the last update, it's looking less and less likely now...

    47. L. V. on April 13, 2016

      Bottom line folks is we placed a bet.

      We bet James could actually do what he said he could do. We were wrong. He can't.
      We bet James had a solid plan for this project. We were wrong. He didn't.
      We bet James would be a stand up guy and tell us the truth. We were wrong. He didn't.
      We bet James would respect us enough to keep us updated. We were wrong. He didn't.

      James bet he could get a lot of strangers to send him money for a concept. He was right. He won.

      Game over...

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